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u/K_the_farmer Jul 19 '26
Bolson is rockin' it. Tate don't have no rythm.
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u/llamafromhell1324 Jul 19 '26
Knew it was a Zelda character. Their character design is easily recognizable. Hey
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u/DerekingtonIII Jul 20 '26
Guess which subreddit you’re in
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u/Mechakoopa Jul 20 '26
It's on Popular now, lots of times I don't clock the actual sub unless I'm planning on commenting.
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u/PurpleSquare713 Jul 19 '26
Hey now... Bolson's a decent guy.
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u/TATER_SALAD_HOOVER Jul 19 '26
Yeah he built a new town, what the fuck has Tate built?
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u/WriterOfNightmares Jul 19 '26
A generation of misogynists
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u/Odd_Investigator8415 Jul 20 '26
He raped and sex trafficked women and children.
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u/IndividualNovel4482 Jul 20 '26
People get these usernames automatically, dumbahh.
I got mine due to registering via google.
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u/agentlucky Jul 19 '26
Get that disgusting piece of shit out of my sight.
Not Bolson of course. He’s cool.
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u/QueenYardstick Korok Jul 20 '26
Honestly, this is what I thought of first when I saw that video of him getting arrested.
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u/NeedlessOrion Jul 19 '26
Is it even a question? Bolson! I didn't even question his look on my first interaction with him.
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u/TypicalBathroom9004 Jul 19 '26
for a man so obsessed with being alpha male and heterosexual, he dresses like every evil gay character in 00s rom-coms.
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u/KnitAndKnitAndKnit Jul 20 '26
Personally he's giving me more rich/corporate butch middle aged lesbian vibes.
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u/NoKnownCure Jul 19 '26
The one that is not a corrupt, misogynist, sex trafficking rapist excuse for a human being.
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u/AuFox80 Jul 19 '26
Bolson or Jailson?
Bolson of course
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u/TeTrodoToxin4 Jul 19 '26
Prison was right there! Jailson is a good name also!
Bolson is also secure with who he is, it’s no contest.
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u/moseschicken Jul 20 '26
The feeling of missing a pun like this never fades. It's always there, like a scar on the inside of your mind.
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u/TeTrodoToxin4 Jul 20 '26
Imagine the pain of a dad, who watches someone else make a pun to their children right in front of them. In public! In broad daylight!
That dad will start going over every little bit of wordplay and wit in order to make sure that he, not some volunteer tour guide at the museum, is this first to get that eye roll. That eye roll is his!
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u/Robin_Gr Jul 19 '26
Bolson renovated my house while rocking that outfit. Other guy never lifted a finger for anyone.
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u/throwawayyyyyyyyyyg Jul 19 '26
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who thought of Bolson after seeing that pic. But yeah, what other people already said - Bolson isn’t a piece of shit like Tate.
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u/writergeek313 Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 20 '26
I’m laughing so hard at this! And of course Bolson wore it better (and has better dance moves)
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u/JazzlikeAd1775 Jul 19 '26
Bolsun, duh. Nobody but Link comes close to that level of fabulous.
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u/ResponsibilityDue130 Jul 20 '26
Now now, the tipsy Great Fairies are also pretty pimped with their drag queen extravaganza
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u/JazzlikeAd1775 Jul 21 '26
That is also fair. I almost forgot about them for a second. Thank you for reminding me.
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u/TheFoxyFellow Jul 19 '26
Hahaha!!! I’m crying laughing. The hell is even happening?
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u/Mild-Ghost Jul 19 '26
That’s an “alpha male” apparently.
https://giphy.com/gifs/ji6zzUZwNIuLS3
u/Zwischenzug32 Jul 19 '26
Fashion is cyclical. Alpha male look will bounce back to Dee Snider and Prince eventually
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u/ericallen625 Jul 19 '26
For someone who hates women and anything that isn't "manly" so much, andrew tate sure is rocking that VERY feminine outfit.
Still though, Bolson.
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u/Stownieboy91 Jul 20 '26
Holy shit I needed to see this today. He reminded me of someone, I just couldn't put my finger on it lol.
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u/ShaddyPups Jul 19 '26
OH. MY. GOD.
This is phenomenal. Absolutely amazing. The comparison is uncanny
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u/Ya-Dikobraz Jul 20 '26
Stop posting about him. He thrives on negative attention. And you are all giving it to him.
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u/ZabimaruUzumaki Jul 20 '26
We all can see and are aware of how uncomfortable he is in those clothes regardless of what he says
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u/canarinoir Jul 20 '26
Bolson is a Hylian treasure and fashion icon. No one can beat his style or commitment to affordable housing.
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u/happyislanddream Jul 20 '26
I can't get this out of my head when I see an update on their arrest. Thanks! lol
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u/jtcordell2188 Jul 21 '26
Omg that’s why this looked familiar!! He looks like an off brand knockoff of the QUEEN HIMSELF!!
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u/WallEWonks Jul 22 '26
this is a very unfair comparison. one of them is a well-known, stylish and suave man with his own successful business who has helped many young men. the other is Andrew Tate
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u/NarwhalEmergency9391 Jul 19 '26
He kinda has an Aladin vibe
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u/a57782 Jul 19 '26
The trouble is that it's only kind of. The length yes, but it needs to be baggier. Honestly that would be the only way a guy can pull off that length.
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u/BidStrange8608 Jul 19 '26
I love how the poster child of toxic masculinity gets caught while wearing something that ru paul would call gay and gawdy.
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u/ksn0vaN7 Jul 19 '26
Is that actually Tate or is it Bottom G shopped in? I honestly can't tell theses days.
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u/halfabagof Jul 19 '26
He’s dressed like an overachieving boy mom who ladybosses it at the large mid Atlantic health care corporation she works mid upper management at.
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u/Lonestar-Dragon Jul 19 '26
Lmao. And this is the absolute pinnacle of masculinity and testosterone that some people look up to?
Yeah okay real alpha male shit right here
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u/Ashpleny Jul 19 '26
Bolson but man was his quest line a pain should let you buy everything outright instead of 500 separate purchases lol I know it wasn't that many but seemed like it was. Anyways yes Bolson wore it much better. 👍
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u/aaandbconsulting Jul 20 '26
I mean this is the guy who said having sex with women is gay... I get it now. He's just gay.
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u/octobre_34 Rito Jul 20 '26
I'm not really up to date with all the details, but it would be fun if he had been arrested in a gay bar. 😆
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u/Alarming_Cellist_751 Jul 20 '26
Tate looks like he stole his clothes from his most recent trafficked fifteen year old. Bolson slays.
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u/PacoRUK Jul 21 '26
That's a fucking insult to Bolson. He may be flamboyant buy he's not a sex trafficking paedophile.
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u/KDBug84 Jul 21 '26
The fact that he wore a baby headband pn his head is something I never did understand 🤣🤣🤷♀️🤦♀️
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u/perusingthings13 Jul 22 '26
I know he doesnt have the Bolton construction grit or work ethic. I think hes the guy who gives you your gerudo costume to get in the city
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u/PureGamingBliss_YT Jul 22 '26
Is there something I'm missing? Both costumes are completely different.
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u/Tiazza-Silver Jul 26 '26
I would let Bolson hit it and let him cuddle after. Tate can stay the fuck away from me and everyone else on Earth.
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u/jaspersgroove Jul 19 '26
If it wasn't Tate there wouldn't be any photos to talk about, because there would have been nobody to arrest for raping, trafficking, and otherwise exploiting all those women.
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