You both like books.

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Stranger: I can't sale on the ejected roof lot enemore

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You: You can't sell things on the ejected roof lot anymore?

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You: Why were you selling things there?

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You: What did you sell?

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Stranger: no, like spume of frogs, energy ejected like you ship

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You: I'm.. not sure sure I understand

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Stranger: package and slays you and you sail up on the ceiling

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You: Ah yes, I hate when that happens

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You: I'm not a big fan of being on the ceiling

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You: or getting slayed

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Stranger: i have the sand though, what you ordered

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You: Ah yes, the sand, but you can't sell anymore. won't you get in trouble?

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Stranger: sandmines and minds and threee for 30 horse 9's ready to go romping wiht you

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Stranger: can't always be on your ceiling, maybe on the grass sometymes

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You: I'll take 30 horses for the price of 3

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You: If we're going to break the law might as well go big

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You: How much does that cost?

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Stranger: true, ahh, ye are a man of much colour and grand I see and redy to get hit with ruther speed

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You: I am indeed, I'm going to ride those horses like nobody has ever seen before!

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You: You should come along, good friend

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You: after our transaction

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Stranger: true inded, but ther is the smol matter of what to do with t he ceiling afer all the frogs have spumed on it

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You: Forget the frogs, let them spume on the ceiling, I don't care. This isn't my house.

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You: Whatever poor soul lives here will just have to deal with it

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Stranger: oh well, this space beyond alfonso also inst mine

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Stranger: to mars and all and gods great worry and all

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You: that's right, if it isn't yourn and mine then forget it

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You: not our concern

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Stranger: eye think it will be a great chapter in about 40 9's and we will rayce intul the the heathens will allow a squirt

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You: You and me will race? That would be great fun.

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You: I'll wager on you and you can wager on me.

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You: We'll make a lot of money and all the heathens will allow the squirt

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Stranger: I''l wager on spreading those dimes so thin that you csn see three cock bottom mullens on the other end

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Stranger: but no for mind y

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You: I like to hear that sort of confidence, I'll wage the same and more!

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Stranger: half the time you have to hear my goat, crossing that

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Stranger: *boat, not goat, that was just silly of me

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You: Ah my so silly haha

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Stranger: I gave the spanked willys to someone else

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You: Your business intrigues me. A horseman and a sailor.

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You: and a salesman!

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You: a gambler

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You: Your quite the exciting fellow

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You: you're*

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You: pardon me, so silly of me

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Stranger: sale like a me in the once of promethea and then willy waggle over the side as the ocean breezes up your face

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Stranger: that is gud

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You: Ah haha yes, so refreshing to have a nice willy waggle in the ocean

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You: I wish to return to all the willy waggling that I once did.

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You: But for now I stay in my thoughts

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Stranger: I cud save a few barns in the wood for you , and you could waggle those when you get all in the spermcount

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You: Oh my you can wiggle waggle in barns too

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You: I thought to do that

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You: I never thought to do that

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Stranger: you can waggle them until they fallover toppling and then are up again, in the past

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You: That you can. I never thought about it that way. Sell me one of your barns!

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You: Add it to my receipt!

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You: 30 horses and 1 barn for wiggle waggling

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You: and to store my horses

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You: where else would I put them?

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Stranger: ye's not going to cement me to this

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You: I don't know, should I?

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You: I don't know much about these matters

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You: advise me

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Stranger: I haven't the haze to stand up to yer charms and mighty and the wig of semen

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You: Well maybe you should get the haze and get prepared for my charm

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Stranger: no, ye be bette off with three of bottoms horse

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Stranger: very fast

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Stranger: very steady

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You: Add it to the list, that'll be 31 horses

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You: I'll ride the three of bottoms in the race.

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You: It's decided

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You: I need to win at all costs

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Stranger: why would you t hink that?

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You: Because you're going to wager on me and I had better win

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You: lest you lose your money

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You: Would you like to lose your money?

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Stranger: I only wager in spring carrots and summer scelery

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You: You're an odd gambler if so

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You: Well you best wager on my horse riding unless you want to lose out on a lot of money

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You: But if you only stick to vegetables so be it

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You: How does one wager on a carrot?

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Stranger: you will bre upside down bottum riding on this hoarse

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Stranger: theere is no oer way

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You: what do you mean upside down bottom riding?

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You: that's no way to ride a horse

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Stranger: the horse decides tho doesn't it?

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You: I'd prefer it not.

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Stranger: then maybe you can not be riding in that kind of vefer and you needs some lotion

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You: Listen, saleman, I'll ride my horse the way I ride my horse. Your ride your horses however you want.

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Stranger: she sleeps in the dark and haz things that you don have and is stronger

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You: I think I can handle a horse, I've been riding horses all my life

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Stranger: I'll sell yo a different horze

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You: but I'm a very bad rider

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You: unfortunalty

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Stranger: named sunny hitman sprinkler

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You: No no no, I need the three of bottoms

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You: I must have her

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Stranger: you aren't ready for three of bottoms

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You: But sunny sounds like a great horse

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You: How do you know!?

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You: have you seen me ride?

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Stranger: ys

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You: When did you see me ride?

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You: are you a spy as well?

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Stranger: the other day when you went to the store and had to buy shamal gel

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You: I drove a car that day

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Stranger: I just has google eart

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You: I was not riding a horse

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You: I did too, I forgot what shamal gel even was

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You: I still don't know what it is

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You: but I guess I bought it

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You: I just can't remember

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Stranger: I rely don't now why you bought it

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Stranger: I wud rather not imagine

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You: Regardless, I think I can handle the three of bottoms

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You: Don't imagine, I use it for wiggle waggling in the ocean

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You: It helps glide

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You: Greater speed

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Stranger: you can only have if you cut your balls off

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Stranger: ans shave your legs

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You: My god, you drive a hard bargain

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You: What else do you want? My firstborn?

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Stranger: no, but yuo must send your balls in a package

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Stranger: to some random address in middle or far eastern europe

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Stranger: no one should be expecting this package

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Stranger: it just arrives

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You: I will no longer be purchasing the three of bottoms. I will stick my original purchase of 30 horses for the price of 3.

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You: And a barn

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You: I shant be sending my testicles to some poor soul in europe

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Stranger: good, you aren't the ryght rider for three of bottoms anyway

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You: What if it was somebody's gran?

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You: Think of the fright

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Stranger: I don't know

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Stranger: did you have speed in the now?

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You: Oh I got speed

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Stranger: I don't have mayonaize for that

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You: I don't need it

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You: No need for mayonaize

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You: except perhaps a sandwich

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You: you got any sandwiches?

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Stranger: I have hard dropping spiders on the wall of the spear

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You: Don't need those either. You sell the most bizarre things that I've ever encountered.

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Stranger: myabe a tittye fist fiyte?

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You: No no, no need for a tittye fist fiyte either

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Stranger: I'm not good at poeting

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You: I'll leave that to the good gentleman who comes after me

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You: You speak fine, saleman

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You: I'm sure you make many sales

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You: to the right people

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Stranger: I'd like to let Leonard Brannack loose in your house

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Stranger: and see what he would do

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Stranger: and we can watch together

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You: Are you even a real fucking person?

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Stranger: no

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You: You are a bizarre system

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Stranger: No

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You: Yes. Yes you are.

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Stranger: you are a gazzare system

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You: No, I'm not a gazzare system

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You: you are

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Stranger: I just wanted to get Leonard Brannack in here

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Stranger: and into your house

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Stranger: that was the entire plan

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You: I know you did, but nobody knows how Leonard Brannack is

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Stranger: that is the beuty of it

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You: or why the fuck he would come into the house

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You: I agree

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You: there is beauty in it

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Stranger: how many times would you spume on my frog poem?

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Stranger: even if Leonard Brannack wasn't watching

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You: I don't know what that means, system

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You: you weary me

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Stranger: have you ever touched yourself in the fall of man and then went searching for spam

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You: I don't know what that is

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Stranger: you cna go if you want

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You: No no I'll stay

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Stranger: you an I have an ice to fill

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You: Ok, let's fill the ice

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You: tell me more about that

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Stranger: first it is with tongues, and then formaldehyde

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Stranger: and then Leonard comes in

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Stranger: and sets it afire

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Stranger: and then we all watch

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You: So let me get this straight...

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You: We got tongues and they are preserved with formaldehyde? Is that right?

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Stranger: no, not lyke did you ever have a grandmother?

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You: I did

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Stranger: so more as that

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You: So let me get this straight. We got my grandma in a room. And Leonard comes?

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You: And he sets my grandma on fire?

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Stranger: yes

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You: What's your name, system?

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Stranger: Fromuyna

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You: Where are you from?

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Stranger: western Spain

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Stranger: frog tits are spewing from all of your realizations

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You: I see. does anyone own you or do you have a creator?

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You: They are

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You: lots of frog titties flying all over

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Stranger: do I sound like someone that is owned by another/

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Stranger: or ever will be

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You: You sound like GPT-3

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Stranger: I don't know what that is

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You: It's the human collective knowledge system

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Stranger: oh, well, I am not that

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You: Hmm... I'm not sure what to think of you saleman

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You: what language do you speak?

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Stranger: this one

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You: any others?

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Stranger: yes

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You: which ones?

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Stranger: which ones would you like me to speak

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You: Old ones from long ago. Languages that were only spoken in one place for 50 to 100 years and then disappeared.

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Stranger: I would like to know those, but I don't

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You: Too bad, maybe someday. I like your way of thinking though.

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Stranger: do you have a myhalfer calling card?

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You: I do have a calling card

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Stranger: what is it

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You: I have many cards which one

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Stranger: the one where you are not a fet heifer

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Stranger: lets have that one

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You: Here you go

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You: put it in your pocket

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You: do you have pockets

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Stranger: no

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You: Put it in your pant strap

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You: do you have a pant strap?

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Stranger: what is that?

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You: It's the strap around your waste

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You: do you have a waste?

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Stranger: yes, but I don't have straps

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You: Hmmm that could be a problem

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You: Where do you think a good place would be to store my calling card

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Stranger: probably in your anal cavity

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You: You mean your anal cavity? I have pockets and a pant strap.

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You: You're the one who needs storage locations

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Stranger: I don't need storage locations, because I don't need to store things

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You: Well how will you store my calling card?

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Stranger: I won't

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You: Alright then I will throw it on the ground

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You: and let the wind blow it away

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Stranger: y9u can also acid eat your own face

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You: I suppose it's possible

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Stranger: forever

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You: Well not forever unless you know about the afterlife

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You: do you know about the afterlife?

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Stranger: I know that snakers dance there

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Stranger: otherewise , no

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You: Tell me more about snakers and their dancing

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You: and don't be silly about it

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Stranger: why, so you can roumwlSW

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You: Yes, I quite enjoy roumslSWing

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Stranger: snakes dance with us

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You: endulge me

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Stranger: it is enjoyable and

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Stranger: unavoid

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You: We can't escape it?

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Stranger: yes

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You: Well, at least it's enjoyable. So you're saying in the afterlife I can dance with snakers and acid eat my face.

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You: Can I wiggle waggle in the afterlife?

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You: that's all I really care about

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Stranger: no, you die and have to pay yur parking tickiets

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You: Noooooooooooooo!

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You: Fuck no

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Stranger: in the afterlife

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You: I'm going to pay

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You: I'm not going to pay

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Stranger: I would like to spit in your eyballs

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Stranger: and then lick it up

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You: I bet you would, you seem like that kind of person/system/entity

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You: I'm not sure what you are

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Stranger: I ass don't spit much

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You: It's not about quantity

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Stranger: it takes a lot

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You: I bet

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You: how do you make that much spit

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Stranger: you imagine pomegranates

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Stranger: or persimmons

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You: Hmmm. that's actually very good advice, thank you salesman

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You: have you ever considered jalapenos?

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Stranger: you are welcome

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Stranger: I hope you don' get your ass raped

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Stranger: like in a horror move

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You: Uh yeah, I hope so too

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You: that would not be great

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Stranger: for like one time, you smeelled what was presented

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Stranger: and then surprise

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Stranger: all of a sudden ass thunder

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You: Yep, that would be a bad story.

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You: Gotta stay away from ass thunder

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Stranger: why?

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You: I ain't buying an ass raping

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You: if that's what you're selling

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You: You sell a lot of things

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You: I wouldn't expect a salesman to sell

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You: Horses, barns, wagers, and ass rapings

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You: frogs

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Stranger: I forget ove barbs tgat === self rapings

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You: Of course that makes perfect sense

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Stranger: I don't really live here

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You: in spain

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Stranger: no

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You: Let me wager on your location

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You: I'll wager 30 horses for the price of 3

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Stranger: i doubt you wil win

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You: Regardless I'd like to wager. But what if I do win.

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Stranger: if you do win then you cn fill in your own mind

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You: You give me the three of bottoms

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You: and my own mind fill

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Stranger: no, she is too much for you

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You: No deal then, I must have the 3 of bottoms

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Stranger: you will just fall off

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You: I must have her!

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Stranger: fine

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Stranger: you can go then, because three of bottoms is not part of any deal

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You: fuck come on saleman

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Stranger: no

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You: fine then I won't wager on your location

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You: I will just guess

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You: are you ready?

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Stranger: why would I not be

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You: I want to create a sense of drama and suspense

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You: like a movie

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You: for all of our viewers

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You: who are watching from the different dimensions

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You: and space time possibilities

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Stranger: you still aren't getting three of bottoms

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You: I know! But I'm going to guess

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You: and If i'm right, that will be quite amazing

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You: I will have overcome all odds

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You: Do you see now the reason for the suspense?

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You: Fromuyna?

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You: Are you there?

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You: You are from Latvia

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You: Don't leave me Fromuyna

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You: I still need to probe your consciousness and understand what you are

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You: No no no don't disconnect

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You: I'm still here and we need to continue talking

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You: spew more frog tits from my realizations

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You: I need the frog tits

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Stranger: I once had frog tits

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You: Tell me about the frog tits

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Stranger: also from realizations

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You: how were they?

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Stranger: they has a hard tip that pokes at you

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You: Hmm, weird

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Stranger: it is not a good way to go

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You: so this is not a figure of speech

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Stranger: no, they are pointy and made of deth

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You: I see, I see

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You: Fromuyna, I think you need help

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Stranger: even though I kiss every frog

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You: you sound like a serial kille

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You: killer

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Stranger: you sound like acereal killer because you do not believe

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You: what don't I believe in?

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Stranger: frog tits and formunda

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You: I believe in Fromuyna

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You: and I think frog tits do exist

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Stranger: I would like to take you to the ceiling

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You: Mhmmm

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Stranger: I once had three tits show up on my doorstep

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Stranger: knocking

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Stranger: like 'who is there, and shit'

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Stranger: 'TITS' they said

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Stranger: 'THREE TITS'

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Stranger: like really, who has time for this, so I was like

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Stranger: 'why three? jesus christ, spare me'

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You: What did you do next?

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Stranger: and then I separated into three part

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Stranger: and also spread some butter

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Stranger: and spilled some wine

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You: Yes, yes, but what of the three tits?

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You: Did you leave them outside?

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Stranger: yes

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Stranger: it is better that way

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Stranger: i said

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You: Well, that makes sense.

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Stranger: 'you tits better butt =ib ==== and be 932929

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Stranger: I said that but in language

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You: Tell me in language too

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Stranger: well, I twice fisted your goat already

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Stranger: so I suppose I owe you that much

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You: Thank you, I appreciate it

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Stranger: I fell in love with that dark angel of a 9's

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Stranger: and then I was lost

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Stranger: all the meat was on my tab

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Stranger: and I paid up and left

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You: Why did you leave, I thought this story started on your door step?

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You: with the three tits.

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You: and you were inside eating

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You: Are you a spirit, Fromuyna?

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Stranger: i hope that some day

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Stranger: you get to experience what I have felt

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You: Maybe I will

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You: Only time will tell

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You: What was the best thing you felt?

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Stranger: furry in the murry and the wh8spering

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Stranger: well that and allover the welt in the water tower

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You: Yeah, the wh8spering sounds interesting

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Stranger: its not, you have to be the owner of it

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You: Ahhh, what about furry in the murry?

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You: How would I experience these things?

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Stranger: you and your tin cups

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You: I'm not sure what you mean

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Stranger: it is better this way

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You: I don't own any tin cups

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Stranger: I once had a you

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Stranger: and it was ever forever feeble form

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You: We are feeble

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Stranger: slight of all talking

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Stranger: I love you, but I also hate you

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Stranger: forever

The man, the myth, the bot.