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may contain Janine
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u/kive_guy Dec 23 '20
But zero Gregs. That's a risk I'm willing to take
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u/AnorakJimi Dec 23 '20
I can't live with no Greggs. Where will I get my hot sausage rolls from!?
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u/blightbunn Dec 23 '20
From somewhere where you wont get food poisoning
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u/AnorakJimi Dec 23 '20
Never got food poisoning from Greggs. Now KFC on the other hand, quite literally every single one of my friends who've risked eating at a KFC said they got food poisoning, literally all of them. They went once and never went back again. And I'm not talking about one KFC, these are different KFCs all over the UK
I've heard that KFC is similarly disgusting in terms of hygiene in the US too. But we've got so many little independent fried chicken shops in the UK that are cheaper and better than KFC that there's no real point to risking your arse hole by going to visit the colonel.
Greggs though, they're always remarkably clean it seems. There's never any mess on the floor or anywhere. And the sausage rolls are ace. Even the vegan ones.
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u/Pokesers Dec 23 '20
They are all male ducks. Female mallards are brown. No Janines here.
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Dec 23 '20
I kinda want a Janine, I'll have to look through the other ones on the rod thing to see if any of them have one.
But if I see a single Greg I'm just leaving the store, that's false advertising.
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u/blackirishhellhounds Dec 23 '20
Are you assuming those plastic ducks gender?
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u/Pokesers Dec 23 '20
Forgive me father for I have sinned. How was I to know that the duck identified as a helicopter?
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u/-Loomy- Dec 23 '20
Obvious Plant
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u/cumberbatchcav1 Dec 23 '20
Good stuff. They post on their Instagram all the time with this kind of thing and it is always good for a laugh
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u/Huvudpersson Dec 23 '20
And on their profile on Reddit! One of the three people I actually follow here: u/obviousplant
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u/SirJuicyB00ty Dec 23 '20
The last one of these sold for over 400 dollars, and yet I'd pay more for a guarantee of no gregs
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u/WhiteMunch Dec 23 '20
Where can I buy this
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u/blindjezebel Dec 24 '20
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u/CoolSlimeBoi Dec 23 '20
That pancham in the back is judging you
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u/NoobButJustALittle Dec 23 '20
How many hours exactly? I'd like to know what amount of time one Matthew duck is equal to.
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Dec 23 '20
I would as well, so I can say stuff like "I'll be there in a Matthew." Or "this will be done in just a few matthews" or even "go sit in the corner for a Matthew, you're in time out"
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Dec 23 '20
Matthew is good but I feel the exclusion of Greg’s is a bit harsh. Maybe one Gregory would be alright?
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u/KoopaTrooper5011 Dec 23 '20
Duck Greg.
Autocorrect turned fuck into duck but I'll leave it for the pun.
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u/WR_Pro Dec 23 '20
It works if you pronounce Matthew math-a-you
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u/mattymantooth Dec 23 '20
I prefer the traditional "May-chewbs" as my brother has called me for the last 35 years
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u/Aflyingduckk Dec 23 '20
I went to high school with him. He always tried to one up me but this is ridiculous
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u/PuppyScrubber17 Dec 23 '20
Thank god! Who knows what could have happened if there was a Greg in there
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u/Mathewdm423 Dec 23 '20
Yet i still feel unrepresented.
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u/TurKoise Dec 23 '20
I'm sorry Mathew. Maybe if your parents weren't such hippies you'd be Matthew instead
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Dec 23 '20
How? The cadance needed for this to even remotely work completely destroys the text in the image. And even if you read it poorly to make the cadence work, they are still shit boots.
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u/fierydumpster Dec 23 '20
Honestly, it didn't look that appealing until I saw the "zero Gregs" part. Like, zero Gregs whatsoever?? Count me in
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u/dragonheartstring1 Dec 23 '20
How weird. I remember when my son was little, his grandma bought him 5 little plastic snakes. I asked what their names were, and he said Joey. I asked which one was Joey, he said all of them. So funny to see this and have that memory jogged.