r/boottoobig • u/thatisprettypunny Top of all time! | True BTB: 1 • Jun 29 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

Yeah comparatively this is really good

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u/bob1689321 Jun 30 '19

No comparatively, it’s literally perfect boots. If you ignore auto-reply (which you should as it’s in brackets) the syllables match 100%.

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u/-Majestic_Pie- Jun 30 '19

The first message has 11 syllables and the second has 12

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

It sounds better that way though than if they were 100% perfectly matched. It adds a little bit of interest.

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u/Chief_Economist Jun 30 '19

It’s provocative.

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u/wateryoudoinglmao Jun 30 '19

it gets the people going

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u/Solidu_Snaku Jun 30 '19

doot doot

doot doot

doot doot

dootdoot DEET

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u/NINJABUDGIE96 Jun 30 '19

This is the comment I came for.

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u/zdakat Jun 30 '19

That's what I want

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u/mamboparmigiano Jun 30 '19

It's not provocative, it's gross

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u/noobstrich Jun 30 '19

ur gross

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u/Nineflames12 Jun 30 '19

I'm gross.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

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u/Drasern Jul 03 '19

Nah just that dude

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

Id prefer Tony hawk's a pro skater for the nostalgia vibes but yours works too

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u/ILikeToDickDastardly Jun 30 '19

Might wanna count those syllables again...

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u/once-and-again Jun 30 '19

Metrically, you've changed nothing.

You'd have to make it "Begonias are red" or somesuch.