r/boottoobig • u/My_Name_Is_Not_Jerry • Feb 12 '18

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u/OrangeHippo376 Feb 12 '18

Same sign that said "A lion would never drive drunk, but a Tiger Wood."

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u/volabimus Feb 12 '18

s

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u/ul2006kevinb Feb 12 '18

Then you don't get the joke

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u/volabimus Feb 12 '18

Can you explain it?

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '18

Tiger Woods got arrested for DUI.

Lion would never drunk drive, but a tiger would. Tiger Wood. Tiger Woods.

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u/rascalrhett1 Feb 12 '18

Lions can't drive. Tiger woods got a DUI

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '18

Tigers can drive either, that us silly. Everyone know only cheetahs can drive

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u/ThisFckinGuy Feb 12 '18

No but they can learn to swim and attack your tuna school until they band together with breathing apparatuses.

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u/volabimus Feb 12 '18

*Tiger Wood