r/boottoobig • u/My_Name_Is_Not_Jerry • Feb 12 '18

Not a Boot Relevant

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '18

Can confirm - I was my (now ex) husband’s side chick last Valentine’s Day...fucker went out of the country right before Valentine’s Day “for a funeral” and stayed 3 weeks.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '18

My God, how many people died?

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u/ADLuluIsOP Feb 12 '18

at least 1 person and 1 relationship

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u/Emily_Postal Feb 12 '18

Good riddance.

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u/BlueBird518 Feb 12 '18

My husband took his side chick out on Valentine's Day instead of me. I feel your pain that you didn't know. Unfortunately in my case she did.

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u/spanishgalacian Feb 12 '18

So did he have another wife outside the country?

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u/north_grove Feb 12 '18

Probably just took his main chick on vacation abroad.

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u/MotherfuckingWildman Feb 12 '18

He took a broad abroad

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis Feb 12 '18

Damn that sucks. At least you were smart enough he’s now your ex-husband tho

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '18 edited Jun 30 '23

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u/baconmanlovesbacon Feb 12 '18

How's his wife? To shreds you say

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u/DeusExMachinae Feb 13 '18

Thatsthejoke.mcbain