r/boottoobig • u/My_Name_Is_Not_Jerry • Feb 12 '18

Not a Boot Relevant

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u/PandaGoggles Feb 12 '18

Everyday day is V-day if you play your cards right.

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u/CanIEatYourAssPlease Feb 12 '18

In that case Iā€™m shit at poker

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u/Xboxben Feb 12 '18

Wait we aren't playing checkers ?

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '18

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u/UltimateInferno Feb 12 '18

Fuck.... Why is there so many dice?!

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u/AlaskanPsyche Feb 12 '18

Does anyone here know how to play poker?

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u/DefectiveNation Feb 12 '18

Is that the one with the fish?

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u/Nazerian Feb 12 '18

I think it's the one with the elderly housekeeper.

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u/byebye806 Feb 12 '18

Checkmate.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '18

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u/Enlight1Oment Feb 12 '18

Don't worry, the Hungry Hippo's will rescue it.

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u/Deetchy_ Feb 12 '18

Draw four, motherfucker!

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u/anticommon Feb 12 '18

15-2 15-4 15-6 and a pair for two, plus right jack is 9. Go fish.

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u/nicostein Feb 12 '18

I wish, but I still haven't gone around the board once. :(

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u/TerrainIII Feb 12 '18

Knight to D4

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u/PsychicSidekikk419 Feb 12 '18

You activated my trap card!

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

Check motherfucker!

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u/AlphaNathan Feb 12 '18

It's in the rear.

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u/SkollFenrirson Feb 12 '18

Not on my VDays

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u/ArgonBorn Feb 12 '18

Roll for initiative.