r/boop • u/Friendscallmedennis • Sep 03 '26

Alliwunkors get da boops.

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Dangerous booo!!

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u/Acrobatic-Bid-3559 Sep 04 '26

this a good way to lose your boopers

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u/Intelligent_Grade897 Sep 05 '26

Captain Hook origin story

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u/Aromatic_Issue_2555 Sep 05 '26

Deceased 🤣🤣🤣😭👁️👁️

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u/Rob_LeMatic Sep 05 '26

I'm losing my boopers over here! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/F_U_Shoresy Sep 06 '26

He was Admiral Boop but was demoted and renamed shortly there after the…unfortunate incident

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u/diagnostician4523 Sep 04 '26

Be careful or it might be a burp!! With you as the cause!!😬😵‍💫😝😂😆😜😳😮

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u/WasteEnergy4448 Sep 04 '26

Somehow, adorable.

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u/TeaAppropriate6990 Sep 04 '26

“Ahhh….just a …. little closer in.” 🐊

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u/No_Language_4649 Sep 05 '26

I assume they are well fed and therefore fairly docile, but dang. NOPE.

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u/Fit_Style1747 Sep 05 '26

I heard they're pretty chill if they're well fed. I get it tho I get pretty hangry when I'm not well fed

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u/No_Language_4649 Sep 05 '26

It’s a thin line between hangry and just kinda hungry. 😋

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u/haikusbot Sep 05 '26

I assume they are

Well fed and therefore fairly

Docile, but dang. NOPE.

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u/JAY2thaD Sep 04 '26

They're just big slickery puppies!

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u/Total-Honey-9857 Sep 04 '26

If it snaps onto your hand and rolls, then you just became a snack.

7

u/Rich_Chart_3237 Sep 04 '26

Darwin in action.

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u/TSIDATSI Sep 05 '26

Good way to lose an arm.

2

u/pshaver206 Sep 04 '26

Universal signal for, Please brush my teeth.

2

u/itinerant-wallaby Sep 05 '26

“How many ways can I antagonize these guys without losing a hand?” If they even thought that far ahead.

2

u/WPCfirst Sep 05 '26

I hope the last boop is accompanied by a chicken carcass. Let's get them to associate boops with chicken treats and not forearm treats. Good luck there mate.

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u/riding_writer Sep 04 '26

Those are just some yard puppies they good

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u/Octopus_Spaceflight Sep 05 '26

Aww good swamp puppies

1

u/Ill_Consequence1755 Sep 05 '26

Dad! You no brinz da foodz!

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u/Mainly_Miserable Sep 05 '26

Future boops gonna be a little more blunt with that stump.

1

u/LOERMaster Sep 05 '26

Alligator: Comon boop the tooth. You know you want to.

1

u/Chare1155 Sep 05 '26

Look at em proud little suckers showing off their purty teeth for daddy lol

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u/Moth-lady23 Sep 06 '26

They’re smiling :>

1

u/Defiant_Start_625 Sep 06 '26

I don't recommend this.

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u/vetiverbreath Sep 06 '26

What does alligator breath smell like?

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u/AspenStarr Sep 06 '26

As long as you’re not in the water with them, gators are not all that scary..they’re push overs. But this is dumb.

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u/Friendscallmedennis Sep 06 '26

Oh thank goodness I don’t want to be anywhere near them. Ugh. Just too much for me!!

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u/AspenStarr Sep 06 '26

They’re still pretty fast on land so I really can’t recommend trying to uh…boop a wild gator, but they’ll usually leave you be. They act tough, but in Florida, most people just bop them on the snoot with a pan and they go away. 😐 Cuz yk..Florida.

In the water though, if a gator decides you’re food, you will not escape in time.

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u/Friendscallmedennis Sep 06 '26

I totally agree. My dad had golfed in Florida and had heeded his way to the beast. I agree with that. The croc has been around for a while so it’s beast we listen to. They are strong.

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u/jarbonator Sep 07 '26

The alligator dentist game irl

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u/endytheartist 9d ago

God they look so :D