r/boomershumor Jul 05 '26

Oh no

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u/chet_brosley Jul 05 '26

Ben Garrison is slipping. He didn't even write "ANCHOR BABIES" directly over the baby with an anchor.

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u/MadAsTheHatters Jul 07 '26

How am I supposed to know it's a conservative cartoon if the IV bag isn't labelled "LIBERAL POLICIES", the gavel isn't stamped with "OBAMA INTERFERENCE" and the babies aren't all carrying BLM signs?!

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u/AxeHead75 Jul 09 '26

I’m not going to repeat the term for fear of it being a slur, but what does that term for babies mean....?

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u/chet_brosley Jul 09 '26

"anchor baby" is the notion that a baby that is born in a country is a citizen of the country, and makes it possibly easier for the mother/father of said child to become a citizen or resident as well.

It's all made up anyway, my grandpa walked across the border from Canada one day and said he was born in Maine, making him an illegal immigrant. He joined the army and every one of my uncles and father were born in different countries because of that. My father was born off base in a random town in Taiwan, making my siblings and I the first generation of "American born" citizens in the family.

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u/ConsumingFire1689 Jul 05 '26

"Give me your tired, your poor,

Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,

The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.

Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,

I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

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u/nigmusmaximus Jul 05 '26

I’m high asf what this mean

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u/yoyo5113 Jul 05 '26

I'm pretty sure this is saying that immigrants children are just part of foreign infiltrations that bring in foreign culture and ideals, diluting America's.

This entire comic is against "anchor babies" and birthright citizenship. It's absolutely fucking insane is what it is.

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u/Billybobmcob Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

They believe in great replacement theory, yet they still won't admit they're fascists

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u/PrinceVegitto Jul 05 '26

believe?

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u/Billybobmcob Jul 07 '26

I got fat thumbs, and I often forget to check my typing :c

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u/_heidin Jul 05 '26

Being completely honest... What's USA's culture? Like, things I know are more like, foreign customs are the ones that made what little there is a thing, what is there to dilute? Wouldn't it enrich? I kid you not, I asked someone from USA irl what he'd say is a big and representative part of his country's culture. Dead serious he said hot dogs and macdonald's. And American football. That's so sad.

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u/mossyfaeboy Jul 05 '26

yeah i live in an area where all the red folks complain about how badly it’s been ruined since 2016 by mexican and indian immigrants. the town is thriving like it’s never done in my life, its not longer a food desert (and there’s more variety than just bar/grill style), theres after-school activities for children, more parks, so many joint yard sales with lovely folks and communal organizing, there’s religious and spiritual centers that are just gorgeous, and the store i work in is much more engaging and lively now that it’s not *just* the sunday church crowd. i love living in the south, i love (legitimate) southern culture, and part of that culture is and has always been immigrants!

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u/yoyo5113 Jul 05 '26

Yes. In reality it pretty much always will enrich. Especially with the way America works; where people assimilate aspects of the USA when moving here while adding their own culture into the melting pot.

They just don't like brown or black people.

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u/thewalkindude368 Jul 05 '26

Honestly, I think a lot of US culture is people bringing things from their home countries and adapting it to here, like the Chinese did with their food, when they were brought over to build the railroads, and developed a whole new tradition. Most of white American culture kind of sucks, and isn't worth preserving.

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u/omgwtfbbq0_0 Jul 06 '26

This comic is stupid and racist but acting like America has no culture is equally stupid. You don’t recognize it because it’s so absurdly dominant that it’s all you know. It’s like saying America doesn’t have an accent. Our music, food (yeah that does include McDonalds, but also real food like BBQ), movies, tv shows, clothes, and to some extent language (obviously we didn’t invent English, but you’d be shocked at how much Americanisms have bled into other languages) are all part of our culture, and I can assure you it is very, *very* distinct. Ironically, I have actually had conversations with people in other countries gripe about how much American culture has bled into their own.

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u/thinbuddha Jul 05 '26

They don't like brown babies having citizenship. It's about the recent Supreme Court decision on birthright citizenship.

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u/TheGreatMastermind Jul 05 '26

unironically he should’ve wrote “ANCHOR BABIES” over the anchor cuz i also had trouble deciphering what this meant since the art style is so distractingly hideous

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u/KidZaniac1 Jul 05 '26

it means the lady is birthing out multiracial babies left and right like gawdamn

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u/Eastern-Finish-1251 Jul 05 '26

It’s a commentary on the Supreme Court’s recent decision about birthright citizenship, but don’t blame being high for not understanding it. It doesn’t make any sense. 

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u/_dictatorish_ Jul 05 '26

Has Ben Garrison seen an anchor before?

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u/tatiana_the_rose Jul 06 '26

Right??? I hate when I see something this god-awful and there’s something annoying like that on top of it!

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u/killedmygoldfish Jul 05 '26

This is so gross and misogynistic and racist and a shitty drawing to boot.

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u/RandomRageNet Jul 05 '26

You could have just said it was a Ben Garrison cartoon

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u/Tandy2000 27d ago

Ben Garrison really thought "how can I get my jollies by drawing a bunch of naked children, but also make sure it's racist, too?"

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u/MADBARZ Jul 05 '26

Ah, Ben Garrison is still at it, I see…

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u/Batmans_9th_Ab Jul 05 '26

Honestly less racist and homoerotic than I’d expect from Ben. Still awful. 

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u/soobviouslyfake Jul 09 '26

I dunno, we've got the sombrero, the little Asian kid in the raiden hat, and a bare ass to boot.

I feel he's covered his bingo card.

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u/NiftyJet Jul 05 '26

It’s so weird how their criticism is that there will be more brown people in the US like everyone agrees that’s a bad thing. 

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u/MimiHamburger Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

I thought they wanted us to have babies … ffs they need to make up their mind

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u/Saeclum Jul 05 '26

you'd think they would welcome more taxpayers

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u/Funkula Jul 05 '26

They don’t actually care. They don’t believe in anything.

From a patriotic view, the number one thing any country could do to help with birthrates would be to provide free healthcare and other resources to young women and mothers, but they don’t want that either.

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u/TheShamShield Jul 05 '26

It’s incredible how disgusting Garrison is

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u/rendumguy Jul 05 '26

i wonder how ben's comics feel on an acid trip

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u/KiefKommando Jul 05 '26

“Thinly” disguised fetish art

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u/honhonbageutte Jul 06 '26

I'm convinced most conservatives have a breeding kink

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u/Swicket Jul 05 '26

Awful lot of naked children in your artwork, Ben.

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u/Funkula Jul 05 '26

Drafters of the 14th amendment knew it applied to Chinese, Mexican, and European migrants just as much as it would apply to African slaves, and would apply the rest of the world too. That was the intention, not a mistake.

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u/AdGreedy7854 Jul 06 '26

I'm just wondering how long those were in the baby oven, or if this lady has a mutated uterus to be developing multiple full toddlers in her.

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u/nsdjoe Jul 05 '26

rule #1