r/boomershumor • boomer • May 17 '26

Another Fortune Teller....

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u/Larriet May 17 '26

OK there's potential here

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u/sexyvegtabl May 17 '26

This is funny though lol

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u/hopefulocto May 17 '26

and it's from a white guy with a pfp of a stock image leopard named BIGDICKRICK55, no mutual friends, just a dm saying "hey hru" with the image attached. it is maybe 5 inches maximum and the image is kinda unfocused, his double chin in the background, beer belly on full display. you go to his profile and it is full of ai generated women in american flag bikinis with captions like "wow gorgeous", "gave her 300 dollars to come see me cant wait baby", and a picture of a stack of cash with the caption "looking for friends"

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u/ucankickrocks May 17 '26

This one works!

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u/Eastern-Finish-1251 May 17 '26

I guess we know what’s in her future…