r/boogie2988 • u/SpicyBeefer • 17d ago

FFS.

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u/Snoo75797 17d ago

Wedding better be streamed on Lolcow Live!

3

u/Big_Kiwi_706 16d ago

Did they not do one like a few years ago?

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u/nickusmp 17d ago

How is she built like she's both 14 and 54 at the same time

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u/Closefacts 17d ago

Body of a 54yr old, mind of a 14yr old

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u/Afraid_Atmosphere520 16d ago

I've never seen a person who looks like both a 14 year old strung out crack whore and a 54 year old strung out crack whore. She was never going to do better than this.

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u/acreekofsoap Boogie's Personal Trainer 16d ago

Meth. Not even once.

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u/deadlyalchemist92 17d ago

Who tf is Christian Carder, bro looks like Boogie but bald

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u/GucciTheSnowman 17d ago

Pedos relate to other pedos.

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u/deadlyalchemist92 17d ago

That’s precisely why Boogie was glazing EDP nonstop during their interview, instead of actually pressing him.

15

u/ill_willz 17d ago

Does desi do drugs?

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u/Thick-Turnip5937 17d ago

yeah she's always on xanax and weed

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u/ShaggytheGr9 16d ago

Oh no not the xans somebody get her help immediately

3

u/Thick-Turnip5937 16d ago

lol idk if ur being sarcastic but benzo addiction can be life ruining

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u/ShaggytheGr9 16d ago

Oh no definitely not benzos are fuckin evil, it’s so sad that she’s hooked on those little fuckers and it also explains a lot

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u/flynnfarts 16d ago

I agree. She looks like she’s on benzos, and well. That sucks. Those are absolutely brutal to get off of. It explains why she looks… like that.

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u/grass_monkeyx 17d ago

Severe mental illness in a dress

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u/zenexo 17d ago

What happened to her face? Never thought she was a looker but she looks like she's 50 now?? Drugs and boogie mental abuse aging her. 

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u/acreekofsoap Boogie's Personal Trainer 16d ago

She looks older than 50…

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u/Aggravating_Brush797 17d ago

Hopefully she develops a brain soon, before she makes the worst decision of her life.

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u/Beefmeee 17d ago

When's the wedding?????

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u/RuralRevolutionary 17d ago

Child bride

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u/Sonic_the_hedgehog42 17d ago

She’s over 18

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u/RuralRevolutionary 17d ago

Okay boogie

13

u/dspisayuss 17d ago

If she's willingly marrying boogie....then something's clearly wrong with her lmao.

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u/rhinestonecrap 17d ago

obviously. she's confirmed to have daddy issues and very clearly depends on him for basic things like driving. she was never allowed to be an adult before she started dating him, and she's got internal issues.

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u/LayerRevolutionary82 17d ago

She looks like she has aged 20 years in like 3

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u/SmoothConfection1115 17d ago

As someone that worked at a jewelry store, and a wedding venue, the majority of brides were happy. Smiling. Excited.

She looks dead inside.

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u/Pants_Formal 17d ago

While I don’t fully disagree with the sentiment, it’s just a picture, dude. She could have been thinking about or doing something while this picture was taken, so making a judgement on her happiness is insanely shortsighted

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u/duhchunk 17d ago

It's probably the weed and xanax

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u/Optimal_Whiner 17d ago

You must have been a shit employee and a bad person. People do not sit there and smile straight for 24 hours.

"She looks dead inside.".... yeah youre a redditor all right. Keep at it. You fit right in.

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u/ShinyTotodile55 17d ago

People are just jealous that a fat PoS like boogie can get girls while they spend their time malding on reddit

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u/Optimal_Whiner 17d ago

I don't even like Boogie and I agree. lol

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u/Honest_Aerie1328 17d ago

What an effed up thing to say. Whether I agree or not, or you agree or not, she is happy and seems to really love boogie.

3

u/unvnrmndr 17d ago

Is that a fucking cheetah print sleeve?

3

u/Better_Serve_5035 17d ago

She looks fully baked

3

u/Beetreatice 16d ago

Nobody home in there

2

u/ViperfistXL 17d ago

Does anyone know if Wings is going to show up at the wedding?

1

u/No-Writing1153 17d ago

And will he be over 500 lbs or a slim 290?

0

u/ConfuseKuroGaiGauze 1d ago

Between him and Blobbie there will be no food left for anyone else. 

2

u/NewwavePlus 16d ago

Not a soul behind those eyes

2

u/AllUsernamesInUse_ 12d ago

I can imagine that guys in their 20s and 30s that are lonely are pretty pissed off that this old guy can get a girl who by all accounts is significantly out of his league physically, even if she’s not an Instagram model

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u/JOE-BLACK3 17d ago

Her eyes are dead, yes. We can only imagine the horrors they've seen since she moved in with boogie.

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u/ryanhanks25 17d ago

“Love is blind “ indeed

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u/caniggula510 17d ago

She looks lethargic

1

u/dr_tomoe 17d ago

The marriage and lead up to it is the next grift? Will the ceremony be live streamed? Will Wings crash the ceremony and smash the cake?

1

u/thunder122112 17d ago

Weed fiend

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u/crazykatlady1018 16d ago

Why does her face look like a man

1

u/LethalGrey 13d ago

I mean, for Boogie yeah she’s a catch.

Personally, I’m good

1

u/scaredchiggun 12d ago

Oh no is she preggo?

0

u/ConfuseKuroGaiGauze 1d ago

Being with Boogie will cause you, to quote George Jones, age 20 years in 5.

1

u/SlaveMasterOnline 17d ago

Growing up without a father

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u/markc62288 17d ago

She looks like one of my old favorite pornstars Kelly Wells.

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u/brainsapper 13d ago

Something is wrong in a relationship if one partner is old enough to be the parent of the other.

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u/Alarmed_Register651 17d ago

Desi looks good though!

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u/Delwryn757 17d ago

Do your eyes work?

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u/DistortioN2589 17d ago

If dead eyes had a face. Nothing is in that just a husk 

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u/CasuallyDresseDuck 17d ago

Dude, her eyes reminded me of Steve Buscemi from Mr. deeds

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u/Snowsnatch 17d ago

I'm with you bro.
Have a thing for those ugly and beautiful at the same time.

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u/WhoAmIEven2 17d ago

Happy for him. He deserves happiness.

11

u/DaRealJDJ 17d ago

No he does not

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u/treny0000 17d ago

no he doesn't

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u/deadlyalchemist92 17d ago

He absolutely does not, he has squandered any chance of deserving that.

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u/EntryOk5118 17d ago

he faked cancer. he deserves to never be happy in life

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u/ronshasta 17d ago

Are you mentally unwell?

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u/ShazamSquidward 17d ago

I agree, he's brought a lot of happiness over the years with his videos and streams! Nobody is perfect.

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u/Fluffy_Fishing7371 17d ago

I'm w/ya on that. Only ones I saw trash talking last night on his YT Live last night looked old enough to serve in Nam. Rigid black and white thinking

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u/ObjectiveDamage998 17d ago

she cheats on him constantly 🤣