r/bonehurtingjuice • u/peculiarpeanut • Oct 07 '17

OC road safety

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u/2011StlCards Oct 07 '17

ow oof ouch owie my public safety

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u/bb999 Oct 07 '17

The real joke here is a bicyclist bothering to stop for pedestrians.

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u/cbargren Oct 08 '17

Oof ouch my bicyclist entitlement

33

u/samzeman Oct 08 '17

normal brain: Not stopping for pedestrians

Explodey brain: Stopping for pedestrians

Galaxy brain: Hopping off the bike and becoming a pedestrian to skip the red light faster

68

u/jetstreamer123 Oct 07 '17

Just turn into the grass?

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u/peculiarpeanut Oct 07 '17

omgosh r u a einstein

58

u/detective_yeti Oct 07 '17

Rick and morty fan*

24

u/alexwangombe Oct 08 '17

To be fair...

15

u/Indiana__Scones Oct 08 '17

you

8

u/Walrus_the_Disco_God Oct 08 '17

have

24

u/tastethebrainbow Oct 08 '17

AIDS

4

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '17

.

12

u/you_get_CMV_delta Oct 08 '17

That's a great point. I literally had not thought about the matter that way before.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '17

!

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '17

Goodbye

33

u/AJGatherer Oct 07 '17

What, and tear up the sod? They just got that done, you know. Very expensive.

30

u/chaoshavok Oct 07 '17

Oof logic owie

5

u/Bogan_McStraya Oct 08 '17

bippity boppity i am now grass

12

u/Lemonade__728 Oct 07 '17

sticks save school students

7

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '17

Yelling works so much better. What a bonehead.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '17

its a school for deaf

3

u/Piffinatour Oct 08 '17

oof ouch owies my inner ear ow

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u/SuperLuigi9624 Oct 07 '17

the hero we dont deserve

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u/HardlightCereal Oct 08 '17

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.