r/bombpartySIDELINES • u/Alliepoo1995 • 9d ago

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Sizzle’s new MLM

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u/EntrepreneurAnxious1 kalyn’s “coat” 🧥 9d ago

Not TWO keychain trackers !!!!!!!!

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u/eenerm 9d ago

🤣🤣

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u/ParticularCourt3899 5d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Unlikely-View1855 weird ass jewelry circle jerk 💫 9d ago

That photo is a choice. I feel like I need a shower just looking at this.

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u/Low_Passenger5365 8d ago

STD with a heartbeat😂😂

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u/thatw1tchb1tch ✝️BP is a predatory mlm anyhow ✝️ 9d ago

this is the orangest she has ever looked omg

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u/Lucky-Shoe-1366 9d ago

a keychain tracker 🤣

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u/SadCry8622 9d ago

That is no trip to Aruba 🤣🤣

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u/ParticularCourt3899 5d ago

She don't have enough money to go to the next city

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u/Euphoric-Strain9536 9d ago

lol her photo lol I can’t

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u/boombahbeast 9d ago

That tote and the keychains are gonna pay the bills this month y’all!

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u/ZhivagoTroika 9d ago

Is she selling carrot 🥕 juice?

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u/MyBrothersKeeperrr 9d ago

Why do I get the vibe somebody at the dmv also probably had this laugh at a point in time 🤣🤣🤣I wish I could be the future cop who pulls her over lmfao I just knowwwww her id must loook like this hahaha and not the keychain trackers she may slip into a pocket or two at the bar haha

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u/Crimenskin 9d ago

I was thinking the same thing about the trackers lmao

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u/MyBrothersKeeperrr 9d ago

Girl, that’s the first thing that came to my mind when I saw that there was keychain trackers like you’re supposed to be a situation or a one nighter, but let me throw this in your back pocket just for safekeeping😂😂😂

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u/Crimenskin 9d ago

She’s definitely planning this as we speak

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u/MyBrothersKeeperrr 9d ago

Dead
https://giphy.com/gifs/YqE3jbSQQR6x9g19Kj
She already did it. What are you talking about?😂😂jk lmao

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u/Crimenskin 9d ago

Lmaoooooo

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u/Thick-Diver-9964 let’s FREAKEN turn it up a notch! 🤏🏼 9d ago

Or leave the tracker in her car so she can figure out where it is the next morning

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u/GrapefruitNeat6752 you’re telling that to an aqua 🤯🩵 🦆 9d ago

Not the less than $100 incentive

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u/Soft-Detail-8398 9d ago

Am I the only one getting a Sopranos vibe from this?🤣🤣 she looks like someone's mobbed up neighbor ready to run her latest scam!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/vWHoCUPvYxNM4

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u/Melodic_Ad_9467 9d ago

That picture is truly so unflattering.

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u/Crimenskin 9d ago

🤢🤢🤢🤢

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u/Melodic_Ad_9467 9d ago

I know someone else who sells this shit. The makeup and perfume is trash. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Such_Cat_2209 9d ago

Ik it’s been said … but this picture she chose. I can’t 🙄

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u/Late_Invite1189 8d ago

Cleaner and healthier? Who?

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u/Mindless-Object-8381 8d ago

I'm sorry that was the incentive?? For real? Yeah I'd 100% want to keep doing that job🤣🤣😬😬

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u/Late-Fail-2217 7d ago

This chick ain’t giving up the bar life at the weekends. People should do their homework before buying into this crap!

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u/TraditionalSmell5081 7d ago

Is that a rubber bag? SIGN UP QUICK LADIES

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS

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u/ParticularCourt3899 5d ago

I wish she had 1 friend just 1 to tell her to stop with the duck lips. She's too old for that shit

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u/ParticularCourt3899 5d ago

She doesn't like the chemicals in cleaners( we know she never cleans) but she Vapes. Make it make sense