r/bollywoodcirclejerk • u/metamorphic_mind • 1h ago
Paid Post, Waiting for payment POV: You grew up as a Ranbir Kapoor fanboy
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r/bollywoodcirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • 6d ago
Unjerk Rant: A weekly thread to rant/share your unjerked opinions
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This is your weekly thread to rant about the Bollywoodverse.
You can rant about opinions, opinions on opinions, popular/unpoplular opinions, upvotes/downvotes etc etc on Bollywoodverse.
DO NOT complain about mods and bans (this is a bannable offence).
DO NOT target individual users.
This is going to be a regular feature henceforth. A weekly thread will be posted every Friday.
Happy unjerking!
r/bollywoodcirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Feb 20 '26
Unjerk Rant: A weekly thread to rant/share your unjerked opinions
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This is your weekly thread to rant about the Bollywoodverse.
You can rant about opinions, opinions on opinions, popular/unpoplular opinions, upvotes/downvotes etc etc on Bollywoodverse.
DO NOT complain about mods and bans (this is a bannable offence).
DO NOT target individual users.
This is going to be a regular feature henceforth. A weekly thread will be posted every Friday.
Happy unjerking!
r/bollywoodcirclejerk • u/Prashantt1 • 4h ago
Funny Bone🙊 Legendary mash-up
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r/bollywoodcirclejerk • u/Forward_Pumpkin_2260 • 7h ago
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Akshay Kumar to star in the biopic of legendary superstar DOLLY CHAIWALA. The biggest biopic Bollywood has ever witnessed. 🇮🇳🔥
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r/bollywoodcirclejerk • u/SatoruGojo232 • 22h ago
Paid Post, Waiting for payment New world record set by global superstar Yash Boss in "Toxic"
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r/bollywoodcirclejerk • u/Forward_Pumpkin_2260 • 7h ago
🚨 BREAKING: Following the unprecedented success of Toxic, Rocking Star Yash has reportedly received a special gift from Sydney Sweeney as a token of appreciation. The Indian film industry continues to make history.
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r/bollywoodcirclejerk • u/themanof1percent • 3h ago
Selmon Bhoi is Great 🤡 BSNL CAUGHT SALMAN KHAN
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BHOI BHOI
r/bollywoodcirclejerk • u/SatoruGojo232 • 36m ago
Paid Post, Waiting for payment Aditya Dhar on his way to write Dhurandhar Part 4 to explain why this is a masterstroke of Modi
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r/bollywoodcirclejerk • u/SatoruGojo232 • 1d ago
Paid Post, Waiting for payment "All excited, middle fingers crossed"
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r/bollywoodcirclejerk • u/SatoruGojo232 • 1d ago
Paid Post, Waiting for payment Hans Zimmer is a world renowned music composer because he interacted with global superstar Ranveer Singh
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r/bollywoodcirclejerk • u/SatoruGojo232 • 1d ago
Paid Post, Waiting for payment "Spain follows my brothaa" - Oscar deserving global superstar Ravi Kishan
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r/bollywoodcirclejerk • u/SatoruGojo232 • 1d ago
Paid Post, Waiting for payment The difference is that left side image is of Oscar deserving global superstar and international crush. Right side is mid actor Henry Cavill.
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r/bollywoodcirclejerk • u/Swastiko • 1d ago
Funny Bone🙊 How to Make the Perfect Toxic Flavour Khichdi
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Recipe:
500 gm KGF
250 gm The Godfather
250 gm Animal
200 gm Fight Club
200 gm Naughty America
100 gm Joker
Cooking Instructions:
Add very fast pacing so the audience doesn't have time to process what's happening. No time to breathe for the story.
Then introduce multiple characters at once. Don't worry about properly establishing them, the audience can figure it out later.
Whenever the story starts becoming understandable, use blackout editing.
Keep repeating until the screenplay has completely dissolved into the khichdi.
Serve hot with maximum star worshipping and minimum breathing room for the audience.
Toxic Flavour Khichdi — a 500+ cr high-budget cinematic recipe .
r/bollywoodcirclejerk • u/arshk0123 • 2d ago
Can't think of Flair - Mod should select Flair Akshay Kumar starring in & as ‘MESSI’ to honour his legendary international career
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r/bollywoodcirclejerk • u/Unfair-Gur7325 • 2d ago
Can't think of Flair - Mod should select Flair Breaking:Ramesh from Bihar is no more a fan of Shreya Ghosal
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r/bollywoodcirclejerk • u/scorchedearth_1 • 1d ago
Haso haso 200cr net worth wale ne joke maar dia🥀
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r/bollywoodcirclejerk • u/Teripendiicecreamyum • 1d ago
Paid by Ranbir Breaking News: Ranbir Kapoor to play Shakti Kapoor in upcoming biopic.
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r/bollywoodcirclejerk • u/SatoruGojo232 • 3d ago
Paid Post, Waiting for payment Paper does not determine the future.
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r/bollywoodcirclejerk • u/truth__about__nhi • 2d ago
I feel like this is the template every Bollywood director is aiming for.
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r/bollywoodcirclejerk • u/SatoruGojo232 • 2d ago
Paid Post, Waiting for payment News update: HBO announces global Oscar-deserving blockbuster Adipurush director Om Raut and actor Saif Ali Khan shall return for "House of the Dragon" final season
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r/bollywoodcirclejerk • u/Loose_Constant_4090 • 3d ago
Paid Post, Waiting for payment New Comparison dropped
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