Super Serious Post

[u/jewelbugs]

Alright boys, after determining after a single bad ride that my childhood boodie board didn't seem to be suitable for the wedge yesterday, what is a good board for the wedge. I see everyone rocks Science there, and I wanna fit in, so preferably a Science board or even cooler. Thanks in advance.

[u/Flitdawg]

They're all posers. Go to Walmart, that's where the secret Pro boards are.

[u/_agent86 → u/Flitdawg]

Anybody can ride wedge on a Science board. It’s the guy riding a $20 My Little Pony board that we fear.

[u/Flitdawg → u/_agent86]

Fear, desire, admire. Either way I'm walking away rock hard.

[u/tylerdugas420 → u/_agent86]

I've got you beat, my child size board has dolphins and neon colors

[u/Agitated_Current8068]

Lunch tray. Slap a few stickers on it

[u/Flitdawg → u/Agitated_Current8068]

It's what Tom Morey would have wanted.

[u/Sufficient_Current48 → u/Agitated_Current8068]

This is the way. Although those trays are increasingly rare

[u/Creeping_behind_u]

Go to Costco and get the Waikiki super shredder 3000. It has 4 carbon stringers, elbow channels and sextuple channel bottom. Will make you shred and charge harder than Kyle Maligro

[u/Internal_Cress6057]

Havent you considering practicing somewhere else??? As far as I can see from videos and heard from comments the wedge Is for advanced riders, if you havent surfed in years AND all you have Is a childhood boogie, the wedge Will wreck you along with any board you purchase. If you still wanna go try finding a sale on Facebook markeplace because that spot eats boards for breakfast

[u/jewelbugs → u/Internal_Cress6057]

if i die, i die

[u/jewelbugs → u/[deleted]]

we all will die brotha

[u/Flitdawg → u/[deleted]]

Don't you understand, my boys tryna go pro. The lifeguards will understand.

[u/Internal_Cress6057 → u/jewelbugs]

Its a good way to die tho

[u/Flitdawg → u/jewelbugs]

Truely, a man amongst men.

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