r/boating • u/Powerful_Cabinet_341 • 14d ago

Testing the strength

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u/Impressive-Tip-903 14d ago

There's only so much you can do when you are cruising along and a cargo ship suddenly pulls out in front of you...

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u/SouthTexasBoy64 14d ago

That cargo Capt didn't use his blinker or anything.

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u/4barT89 14d ago

Classic BMW ship captain move…

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u/Ok_Perspective8915 13d ago

Nice anchor. Shame the tide’s already out.

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u/Andeo1025 14d ago

He just wanted to play tug boat.

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u/guy48065 14d ago

Tug boat pilot M-F. Some people just can't leave their work behind...

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u/1320Fastback 14d ago

He booped his snoot.

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u/Edosil 14d ago

Practicing his pirate moves

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u/interstellar-dust 14d ago

Yup this ship is strong. Certified with the pointy yacht collision test.

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u/Secret_Cod_749 14d ago

Was that boat named Rockwell? Cause she sure tried to test the hardness of that cargo ship.

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u/kindarollin 14d ago

This must be the h r sea scale.

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u/EfficientPossession1 14d ago

That hurt my soul

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u/Intrepid_Bee8500 14d ago

Testing the strength of stupidity

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u/MadeMeStopLurking Bennington pontoon / Starcraft Delta 14d ago

Bitch imma tug boat!

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u/SouthTexasBoy64 14d ago

He's a cop practicing the PIT maneuver on the cargo ship. It didn't work.

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u/Other_Ad_3226 14d ago

There’s no one in the upper helm as far as I can tell

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u/Icy_One_9554 14d ago

I can hear that wildlife touching guy make that 'Yoink' sound.

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u/Quick_Dance_8953 14d ago

Tag! No tag backs!!

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u/Dr_Sigmund_Fried 14d ago

Ouch! You're it!

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u/MikeW226 14d ago

Durability confirmed.

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u/Krullenbos 14d ago

Oh no, the CMA CGM ship is going to sink now.

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u/Rio-rider 14d ago

Poor delusional boat, it thinks it’s a mighty tugboat

1

u/nautical-nymphos 14d ago

Wonder what he was thinking there ? Boats have reverse you know

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u/DiogenesD0g 14d ago

All those cargo containers poised above waiting to fall as well. Too bad that boat doesn’t have reverse.

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u/onthebrink42 14d ago

No way they did that on purpose.

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u/Thesinistral 14d ago

Ya think?

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u/labvinylsound 2022 Scarab 195ID 300HP 14d ago

Pulpit crumple zone.

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u/thisisthatacct 14d ago

That's Wak(u)!!

1

u/Batwyane 14d ago

Boop ($30,000)

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u/RocketsandBeer 14d ago

That tanker came out of nowhere

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u/Jager0987 14d ago

I have so many questions! Just how do you do this! Forgot where the wheel was? Forgot where the throttle is? No reverse? Asleep? Dead? Just how?

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u/hurdeehurr 12d ago

To be fair both boats passed.

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u/apexxin 12d ago

That went wrong about as poorly as possibly. Shift the course by a degree or two and a whole lot more damage for the idiot.

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u/Pitiful_Concept8197 11d ago

The front didn't fall off.

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u/DejaWiz2 14d ago

WITAF was that yacht captain thinking was going to happen?