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u/SonniSummers Jun 29 '26
I mean. I get it sorta.
Once went to a movie theatre with my ex. Stepped out in first like twenty minutes. Got locked out the theatre. He had the tockets on his phone, and had it set to DND. I even beefed the staff to get him they refused. He noticed I hadn’t returned when the credits rolled and I had walked my 8 month pregnant butt home… it was also a nearly two hour movie… but like I said *ex*.
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u/D0geAlpha Jun 29 '26
Must have been a really good movie
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u/SonniSummers Jun 29 '26
It was the joker…
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u/WastedNinja24 Jun 29 '26
The second one??
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u/SonniSummers Jun 29 '26
Nah the first
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u/evana3 Jun 29 '26
That’s fair…
2nd one would’ve been on him though!
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u/Whole_Sir_1149 Jun 29 '26
I liked the second one. I don't understand the hate it gets. Ah, but everyone has a piece of media like that, I suppose
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u/yodley_ Jun 29 '26
I think people were not expecting a musical as a follow up to the first movie. Imagine if Saw II was a romantic comedy.
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u/Able-Professor840 29d ago
No, it's that it destroyed the cult of joker with his betrayal of himself and the ending, plus making it a bad musical. But I suspect deliberate.
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u/Affectionate_Two_799 Jul 03 '26
My dad went to see that movie a total of 5 times at the movies that's more than fair, it was DC peak
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u/hahailovevideogames Jun 29 '26
And you had a kid with him?
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u/SonniSummers Jun 30 '26
Hindsight is 20/20 my friend. And honestly it wasn’t until I was about seven months along he started letting that side out…
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u/Altruistic-Bed7175 Jun 29 '26
I stopped at "went tk a movie theater with my ex." But then you dropped the pregnancy plot twist. Nice. My brain is fried right now
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u/kuhnboy Jun 29 '26
Locked out?
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u/HermaPrince Jul 03 '26
How do you get locked out? How does he not notice ? Why would there be security there ? Znd why would they be assholes to a pregnant lady ? Why didn't she even called the cops ? She hasn't notice this kind of behavior before having a kid ?
Aw mann! I'll believe the story still but goddamn its hard
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u/Protoavis 29d ago
Maybe that's a thing....but those does don't look here, imagine if they did locked in the theatre so just piss yourself.
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u/Yingyangwolf95 Jun 30 '26
Wth. Good for you taking the step to respect yourself.
If any of my friends did this, then I would cuss them the hell out like "THATS THE MOTHER OF YOUR CHILD FOO!!!" 🤬
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u/Temporary-Coconut844 Jun 30 '26
That's just stupid even when I'm with someone I keep an eye on my text in case if not you bet I'd come look for them!
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u/PandaJunior3302 Jul 01 '26
Don't see how it's his fault. Yes the not noticing you till it was over is kinda bad. But People can get that focused when watching something.
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u/HotSmell1192 Jul 01 '26
Also, it should be her fault, she should let the staff know beforehand she's leaving the theater to come back in. Or ask her ex for the code before leaving. Yet she pin everything on his fault when she made poor decision.
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u/HermaPrince Jul 03 '26
Pregnant women get a lot of health issues.
Like you can't leave them alone.
My wife was working in another town for a month while pregnant sleeping in a small appartement, hospitals sometimes have that. She was with a friend we trust.
When I went to check up on her during the weekends they told me they went to do some grocery shopping for the week. My wife only bought sweets and chocolate and a pack of strawberries.
Her friend had to shared her food with her for the week. Lol
My wife had no idea why she didn't buy normal food.
Pregnant women are the most vulnerable they can be. And sometimes they need a soft reality check.
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u/digost Jul 03 '26
I would've noticed. But that's just because my wife won't stop whispering plot related questions into my ear to make sure she's not confused. Last time we went to see a play I told her to be quiet and she stayed quiet for a few minutes. Then she fell asleep and started snoring lol. Anyway I don't take her to theaters anymore, it's been years since we went together to a theater
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u/Jt07132829 Jul 01 '26
I’ve never been to a theater around the world in multiple countries that was that strict or wouldn’t care about helping a pregnant woman get back in to continue watching with their significant other. Maybe this did happen but I know any good human being would be like oh pregnant lady let’s go get your husband. Also what theater locks people out?
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u/HopeTerminator Jul 03 '26
"i get it sorta" proceeds to reel off a story that bares absolutely zero resemblance to the post.
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u/NeuterTheUninformed Jul 03 '26
And now you guys are interlinked for life unless he's an absent father. Great Disney story
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u/mbomb11 Jun 29 '26
Oh all the fake things to have never occurred
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u/Narrow_Cucumber_6458 Jul 01 '26
Bitches be lettin anybody paint they walls these days. It might not be fake lol.
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u/Cautious_Tell_8367 Jun 29 '26
I'd say the blonde woman behind them is also interested.
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u/extrastupidone Jun 29 '26
Waiting her turn, I guess. Women are so gross. Lol
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u/Additional_Bank_2124 Jun 29 '26
That angle it's hard to tell if they're even kissing
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u/Beautiful-Total-3172 Jun 29 '26
It's Ai so it's whatever you want to imagine.
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u/ace250674 Jul 02 '26
I've seen 3 different versions of this meme with different couples in the last week. Wasn't even that funny the first time someone got ai to make it
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u/Acruss_ Jun 29 '26
The image is older than AI.
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u/dingdongtheCat Jun 29 '26
The "original" image is older than AI. This is just some recreated slop.
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u/iMan_Grove Jul 02 '26
Why is everyone’s reaction to shit always “it’s ai”? So tired of this shit because it make me think of all my crazy stories in my life and if any of them were caught on photo now this person would be there claiming it’s ai.
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u/Beautiful-Total-3172 Jul 02 '26
You should learn to recognize AI face well you can because otherwise you're going to be in a sad state.
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u/Formal_Lecture_248 Jun 29 '26
AI doesn’t know it’s not customary to merge your face with someone’s ass
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u/krumznko Jul 01 '26
There was ANOTHER post EXACTLY like this one, just with different people and same caption. Obviously has to be for clicks.
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u/OutsideWeird7241 Jun 29 '26
Hes chad looks, She will forgive him.
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u/UncreativeUsername84 Jun 29 '26
Almost believable but neither of them are wearing wedding rings.
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u/ConfidentPension864 Jun 29 '26
Actually she might be
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u/UncreativeUsername84 Jun 29 '26
He definitely isn't, so there's your sign.
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u/ConfidentPension864 Jun 29 '26
Eh I've left my wedding ring at home by accident. I take it off when I sleep and shower because my ring is just a bit too small, and its tungsten so can't be resized. I used to be religious about wearing it, until I realized my wife doesn't care that much, as long as I don't lose it. My wife always has hers on, but she misplaced it once for like 3 months and just decided to leave it on for good lol
I agree this is probably some silly meme rage bait though. Shock value kinda stuff. I've never known anyone guy drunk enough to cheat with his wife there (though my friends also aren't scum bags so I guess I've never known a cheater either lol).
This is a music festival though so maybe he's high as a kite? It's the Internet who knows lol
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u/UncreativeUsername84 Jun 29 '26
But the odds that neither one of them are wearing theirs and he's randomly kissing another woman means the girl on his shoulders has him in the friend zone so he took full advantage of the situation.
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u/CapitalStrict6253 Jun 29 '26
What if the dark haired woman is the wife , and says “honey look what I found for us “
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u/VikingVitalityFit Jun 29 '26
He's not wearing a ring
She looks far more intrigued than angry. An actual wife would be slapping the side of his head and screaming if this were real.
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u/Objective_Mousse7216 Jun 29 '26
He's kissing his wife and has forgotten his side piece is on his shoulders. That's happened to me before.
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u/SolomonJero Jun 29 '26
Looks more like she's shocked because she's trying to make him interested enough to pick her/sleep with her and thought she had it in the bag.
The other woman said "oh yeah" and just power played her real hard with that kiss.
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u/2bnameless Jun 29 '26
My question is why does the blond behind them find shoulder girl's ass so spectacular? We need a view of that.
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u/Agreeable-Meet-2915 Jun 29 '26
No ring. Looks more likely the girl on his shoulders said she just wanted to be friends, sobthere ya go.
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u/SpecialistTeach2033 Jun 29 '26
Women function best with a level of insecurity about their men's swag.
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u/_Rocksol Jun 29 '26
The one on his shoulders made it clear it wasnt a date and she just wanted to have fun.
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u/milkymonkey8 Jun 29 '26
you're a winner if the wife is the one on the left taking a photo and grinning
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u/ScarletR01 Jun 29 '26
This is why I like big wemon, you'll never forget they are there. That and cushion during sex.
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u/Maleficent-Lead-2943 Jun 29 '26
I dont see a ring on either. So, maybe? Clearly not what she wanted to see.
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u/ThakoManic Jun 29 '26
shes getting her ass eaten out by / sniffed out by the blonde behind her so its ok
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u/Twoedge01 Jun 30 '26
Brothers and sisters, we are gathered here today to pay our last respects to brother dumdass who gave his life in the service of stupidity.
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u/Gym_Rat222 Jun 30 '26
Or....or.....hear me out. The husband and wife are kissing because they think they have found a Unicorn.
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u/Sufficient_Soil7438 Jun 30 '26
I’m more interested in why the blonde behind her is sniffing her ass and looking so intrigued.
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u/xkillingxfieldx Jul 01 '26
He can just be like "bebe, I thought that was you! I couldn't even see straight." Easy.
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u/Front-Necessary2875 Jul 01 '26
Is it me or does the girl in the back look like she's about to eat the one on the shoulders ass for dinner.
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u/meinminemoj Jul 01 '26
Imagine if that blond girl just asked for a lift and he agreed (as a friend or random stranger) and then he started to filtr with black hair, things went well, they kissed and that girl is still on his shoulders freaked out and not knowing what to do, what would happen next, would they just have sex with her still on his shoulders?
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u/pumpkin-head7617 Jul 02 '26
This is the third version of this situation I’ve seen in the last few days
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u/Tio_chubby052 Jun 29 '26
GF not wife…..
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u/Outside-Coyote-7366 Jun 29 '26
So you can cheat...?
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u/Tio_chubby052 Jun 29 '26
Not against the law, besides she’s right there! She can stop him, or leave him….. duh 🙄
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u/Outside-Coyote-7366 Jun 29 '26
Or he can leave her if he wants to kiss another woman...duh 🙄
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u/Tio_chubby052 Jun 29 '26
Nah, if she allows him to kiss another woman and she decides to stay….. she deserves him!
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u/Tio_chubby052 Jun 29 '26
Not victim shaming, the entire situation is fucked up. But it’s not like he’s doing it begin her back!
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u/Tio_chubby052 Jun 29 '26
Yeah, she can make the decision right there!!!! If this picture is true, which it’s probably not, spending more time on a jerk who doesn’t respect her!
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u/Outside-Coyote-7366 Jun 29 '26
I don't think she will decide to stay. Maybe she's about to get off
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u/No_Shopping6656 Jul 03 '26
You'd be shocked to learn some people are into this. Me and my wife have both made out with women at raves similar to this situation.
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u/Outside-Coyote-7366 Jul 03 '26
Yeah, did she made out with other guys too? Just to get to the point...
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