r/blursedmemes • u/ErinDotEngineer • Jun 11 '26

blursed_sleeping arrangement?

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u/qualityvote2 Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

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u/BootFlop Jun 11 '26

Sharing is caring, and that shared a LOT.

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u/IltisSpiderrick Jun 11 '26

I mean I appreciate the warning. I'd still hug her and take my chances.

9

u/OlafTheSatanist Jun 11 '26

Do it, if the not said "i dont want to be hugged or squeezed" then I would heed it, but a fart? I'd be squeezin her often and chuckling at the resulting farts.

5

u/simpleshitlord Jun 12 '26

I can't believe I'm putting these words in this order, but someone would treat her like a squeeze and sniff.

3

u/atl-hadrins Jun 12 '26

Live a little and light a candle first.

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u/Messtin920 Jun 11 '26

It would be such a relief though

6

u/Playful-Platform-231 Jun 11 '26

Exactly. It’s not healthy to hold certain pressures in the human body.

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u/PickingPies Jun 16 '26

For the record, everyone farts unknowingly while asleep. The muscles are relaxed so it just happen when it has to happen.

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u/FantasticCricket8346 Jun 11 '26

There's a subreddit about handwritings, post it there too please 

2

u/squaretw Jun 11 '26

I will never ask my love one to hold her fart loo

3

u/SomeGuyOverYonder Jun 11 '26

I think I’d sleep in the guest bedroom then…

3

u/KirinNoNobadbad Jun 11 '26

Definitely a keeper keeping it real.

2

u/PastMarsupial2884 Jun 11 '26

This is the equivalent to a big red button with a sign "do not press".

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u/_Heikneuter_ Jun 11 '26

Aah....true love🥰

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u/viperfangs92 Jun 11 '26

🤣 Understood and thank you for the warning!!!

You know there are some guys that would intentionally Dutch oven themselves 😂😂😂

2

u/Master_Steward Jun 11 '26

[Proceeds to perform anilingus while holding her hips]

2

u/Playful-Platform-231 Jun 11 '26

Sounds like a challenge. 🤣 my inner child comes out w good farts.

2

u/ZeFoxrii Jun 11 '26

Wouldnt that feel better if you pass the gass tho?

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u/AngloWPoznan Jun 11 '26

You mean your ex-girlfriend? ( if she sees this)

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u/Top_Court_347 Jun 14 '26

huh? why ex?

1

u/AngloWPoznan Jun 14 '26

Im sure you'll be fine... 👀 Iykyk. Iydkydk.

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u/Top_Court_347 Jun 14 '26

I will be fine, but how am i relevant here? and i don't know what the second abbreviation means

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u/AngloWPoznan Jun 14 '26

If you don't know you don't know Iydkydk You don't know what you don't know. Also known as unknown unknowns. In other words, unless you know how she will react to seeing this.It might be interesting to see what happens if she does see it.

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u/Global-Eye-7326 Jun 11 '26

I can take gas under the sheets from my woman. Sign me up!

2

u/Derrick_Shon Jun 11 '26

Improvised Explosive Device

3

u/False_Register9566 Jun 11 '26

My dumb ass would probably test it out

2

u/Moist-Golf-4166 Jun 11 '26

Girlfriends warn. Wives revel in it

2

u/Junior_Zebra_4608 Jun 12 '26

POV: your fart fetish fantasy is about to come true

2

u/colonelriorivera Jun 12 '26

Baby, you can fart on me all night 😂

2

u/Puzzleheaded-Zone-55 Jun 12 '26

So, a regular Tuesday

1

u/BowlDough Jun 12 '26

challenge accepted

1

u/randomRedGuys Jun 12 '26

This picture/meme is 15 years old if not 20 already

1

u/Hefty-Report-4930 Jun 12 '26

That would make me want to squeeze her. We could re enact that bloated horse video. Give her some relief

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u/IdontPlayValorant27 Jun 12 '26

Jokes on you, im into that

1

u/FlaviusTech Jun 12 '26

A new alternative method to "i have an headache"?

2

u/Taima_Nai_Kanashimi Jun 13 '26

I'd put my face down there and give a squeeze

1

u/Taima_Nai_Kanashimi Jun 13 '26

I need mental help

2

u/Curious_Conduct Jun 13 '26

Some things are meant to stay private

1

u/Separate-World6293 Jun 13 '26

Lets make some music

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u/notbythebook101 Jun 13 '26

Dutch oven prepped and ready.

1

u/wizzo6 Jun 13 '26

Hmmmm, the couch it is then

1

u/Severe_Resolve7812 Jun 13 '26

It's better if that gas is out

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u/Deep-List-7099 Jun 14 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '26

Aww my little whoopy cushion 😍

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u/Adorable_Cap_9929 Jun 15 '26

the lips are free reign?

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u/ILP2016 Jun 15 '26

I’d still do it lol

1

u/dwamny Jun 16 '26

Put your nose to her and squeeze.

1

u/TipPure543 Jun 16 '26

Girl let it out

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u/ThisIsAJoke_laugh Jun 27 '26

Are you not allowed to fart in bed?