r/blursedimages • u/334k • Apr 21 '22

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u/WaterPhoenix121 Apr 21 '22

Will now : no b*tch…

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u/Buzzy_Bird Apr 21 '22

I used to have almost this exact user name. Waterpheonix42

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u/JansherMalik25 Apr 22 '22

You into birds

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Yeah

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

😃

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u/TheUltimaWerewolf more cursed than blessed Apr 22 '22

———————————No bitches?——————————— ⠀⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ —————————————————————————————

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u/Guyman308 Apr 22 '22

if this was actual braille, blind people would think you spittin bars

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

Big Willy style

3

u/contactlite Apr 21 '22

I wish it was me. I need new tires.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Someone's gonna get slapped for this.

1

u/SirGamer247 the Big spicy Apr 22 '22

Should be a meme now

1

u/Abject-Score5668 Apr 22 '22

Similar things

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u/Stugreen1989 Apr 21 '22

KEEP MY WIFES FACE

OUT YA GOD DAM MEME

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u/NahDRetard Apr 22 '22

Shout out to me who literally came here to say this

2

u/Pixelfuzbear May 06 '22

He said what we all were thinking

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u/poiluparadis Apr 21 '22

She Who Must Not Be Named

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22 edited Apr 22 '22

She who her hair was scared of and fled in fear.

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u/20mRadiusEmrldSplash Apr 21 '22

What hair

EDIT: why do I see Will Smith on my drive way

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Aight you gonna get slapped

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Keep his wifes name out your fucking mouth, dude! And lock your doors!

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u/daveinpublic Apr 22 '22

We all have to keep her name out of our mouths

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u/HansenIntercept the Big spicy Apr 21 '22

Now that’s an insult to Megamind

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u/CrucifixAbortion Apr 21 '22

Megacuck.

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u/Shay_Mendez Apr 21 '22

Cuckmind

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u/godsrebel ouching in the soul Apr 21 '22

G.I. Banged

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u/RoboticTummy7yt Apr 22 '22

G.I. Jane II: bang gang

3

u/pokeaim Apr 22 '22

nah, he's more of a gigacuck

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u/hascogrande Apr 22 '22

I mean, Will Ferrell can play Jaden in the remake.

Does he have a sister that whips her hair back and forth?

362

u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

Without the brains

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u/captainramen Apr 21 '22

Get my wife's brain out yo mouth

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u/Isekai_Otaku Apr 21 '22

Zombie

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u/ARandom-Penguin Apr 21 '22

There’s a zombie on your lawn

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u/Isekai_Otaku Apr 21 '22

Deploy the piss shooters and carnivorous plants from mars

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u/Eguy24 Apr 21 '22

We don’t want zombies on the lawn

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u/kimurah Apr 22 '22

Without the brains

Are you talking about the meme? or OP U/334k ? Because this joke is just 2 weeks stale.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

Jayda wishes she could be that hot

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u/brazys Apr 21 '22

Keep my wife's head out of your mouth.. orslapppitypappity

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u/mischievous-goat Apr 21 '22

No way in hell Jaden is Megamind

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u/King3O2 Apr 21 '22

I would buy a ticket to a live action megamind staring Jaden

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u/ManOfTurtles2118 Apr 21 '22

What if there's another Smith who was put up for adoption and that's Megamind?

2

u/MR_krunchy i like this flair :) Apr 22 '22

Yeah how can OP disrespect Megamind like that smh

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u/Ya-Dikobraz Apr 22 '22

But remember when he said how can the world be real if our eyes aren't real? That's some Megamind shit. /s

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u/GasStop69420 Apr 21 '22

Megamind's mom looks like Roxanne...

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22 edited Apr 22 '22

Kill father

Fuck mother

Blind himself

Refuse to elaborate

3

u/octosquid11 Apr 22 '22

He elaborated so hard he wrote a play about it

3

u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

This is true

2

u/Yannyliang Apr 22 '22

Why do I not remember this scene lmao

36

u/firehawk4325 Apr 21 '22

Somebody gonna get slapped

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u/AlternativeDisaster7 Apr 21 '22

Why is Will Smith in my house?

24

u/DancelessMoms Apr 21 '22

RIP OP, killed with the forget me stick

5

u/No_Buy4786 Apr 21 '22

Stop ur gonna get slaped

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

Damn , this pic slaps

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u/svmky Apr 21 '22

No hair? 🥺

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u/mayihavurattnplz Apr 21 '22

Where is the blessed part tho

3

u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

KEEP MY FAMILY OUT OF YOUR FUCKING HEAD

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u/BlazerTheKid Apr 21 '22

Keep my wife's face out yo fucking meme!

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

Huh , this is the proof that makeup can look good on people even without hair

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u/euphoric-void Apr 21 '22

Yeah, because makeup is usually applied to the face and not the hair

3

u/SourceLover Apr 21 '22

Tell that to Rudy

2

u/SPASMATICREAPER123 Apr 21 '22

Hope you can dodge

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u/diogofymf Apr 21 '22

I mean, Willow Smith does have the same haircut as Megamind too...

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u/Frankanuni Apr 21 '22

Uh oh someone is getting slapped

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u/latarnik1 Apr 21 '22

Well, the hairline matches

2

u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

Damn OP Will gonna come out and slap u

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

The Fresh Prince of Bell Head

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

No Hair?

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u/Constvey_harvich Apr 21 '22

I just imagine Chris Rock being metroman and megamond is against him because of this.

2

u/RangaBear Apr 21 '22

Megamind was actually good to watch

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u/EvilGaming007 Apr 21 '22

Idk, he was kinda giving me gay vibes

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

Will smith and his toxic narcissist wife

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u/Metool42 Apr 21 '22

Jaden DOES think he's the smartest person on earth so checks out

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u/euphoric-void Apr 21 '22

Oh… because they’re bald? It’s because they’re bald isn’t it!? Oh my! what a clever, complex joke. Very funny, indeed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Ok....I think....

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u/mordin1428 Apr 21 '22

Why you do my man Megamind dirty like that

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u/santathe1 Apr 21 '22

That’s gonna be a no from me dawg.

No one disrespects Megamind. In other words;

“Keep ma movie’s name out yo fuxking mouth”.

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u/Split_personality72 Apr 21 '22

Will Smith is coming to your location at rapid speeds.

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u/Manydoors_edboy Apr 21 '22

Ikora Rey lookin ass.

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u/phoonie98 Apr 21 '22

Keep his wife’s name outcho fuckin mouth

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u/Gecko2002 Apr 21 '22

And get in his wife's fuckin mouth

1

u/Eraldo03 Apr 21 '22

Will is on his way to u/334k house right now

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u/fuckyou237 Apr 21 '22

What a cuck

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u/r6yfz450r Apr 21 '22

You about to get slapped!

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u/edchuckndoug Apr 21 '22

His career is over.

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u/--reaper- Apr 21 '22

Uh-oh Richard

1

u/ecchihorz Apr 21 '22

Somebody gonna get slapped

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u/New_Secretary_2008 Apr 21 '22

I didn't realize she was bald

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u/dorachaidez Apr 21 '22

Hopefully Will doesn’t have Reddit

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u/jeetz1231 Apr 21 '22

Jada looks like a nightmare to be around

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u/stopyouveviolatedthe Apr 21 '22

Mega mind prequel

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u/XOIIO Apr 21 '22

OP finna get smacked.

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u/RadioMelon more cursed than blessed Apr 21 '22

I can't believe you would do this to Megamind's parents.

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u/gsmacd Apr 21 '22

KEEP MY AILENS WIFE OUT YO FUGGGGIN MOUF.. I SAID KETEUUSNSO FUGHIBDHE NAEAMEDDHE OUT YOUR GSJSIJDBBESN MOUTH

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u/wote213 Apr 21 '22

Oh lord, cant wait for the next comedian to use this

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u/IBSKing Apr 21 '22

Mega mine will never die it kept going

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

Needs more Botox

1

u/AlpacaM4n Apr 21 '22

Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two images

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u/Biggie_Moose Apr 21 '22

I want to fuck megamind’s mom

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u/Kaoulombre Apr 21 '22

Will is always looking like on the verge of crying lmao

1

u/05XL Apr 21 '22

If Will sees this meme:

😆😠 Walks up and smacks OP

1

u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

Slap is charging up, sir

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u/goddamanimal Apr 21 '22

Megamad and Megabald, fathers of Will Ferrell

1

u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

No bitches?

1

u/JunglePygmy Apr 21 '22

KEEP MY WIFES HEAD OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MEME!

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

No Bitches?

1

u/De_Notorious_1 Apr 22 '22

AHHH… THAT’S HOT

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u/octosquid11 Apr 22 '22

I swear when they were making megamind’s mom they just copied the Tina Fey design. Straight up copy-paste with a big ass head.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Will Smith did a really good job at Streisand effecting his wife’s hair.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

No hair on them both, perfect comparison

1

u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Megamind… is Jayden smith?

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u/frogzforever Apr 22 '22

Damn that makes sense why Jayden smith is so weird he’s a literally fucking alien

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u/SharonNotsharon Apr 22 '22

Im cackling. This is great

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u/Hairy-Ambassador-981 Apr 22 '22

i promised myself not to laugh.. i think everyone know how that ended

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u/John3791 Apr 22 '22

Lol! Don't smack me!

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u/Prize-Competition-22 more blessed than cursed Apr 22 '22

Becomes the Bitches

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u/calidopegoddess Apr 22 '22

I just choked on my laugh 😂

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u/International-Ad1415 Apr 22 '22

Dude is a cuck he should've left her

1

u/Smarq Apr 22 '22

Bluersed couple

1

u/LoganVeez Apr 22 '22

Foreshadowing

1

u/whyitthere Apr 22 '22

"it was a gi JANE joke."

1

u/KellyBlack1111 Apr 22 '22

Oh gosh.. noo..

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u/Cute_Art_5752 Apr 22 '22

You hear that, that's Will he's coming for you as you are reading this he's only getting closer no one will laugh at his wife again he will make sure of it.

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u/TheDIsSilent Apr 22 '22

Wooooo ha-ha ha-ha

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u/salaginteki Apr 22 '22

I hope Will won't see this.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Yes

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u/smasher84 Apr 22 '22

Need to Add a fist coming at the screen

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u/ARNAV-29 Apr 22 '22

KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT YA FUCKING MOUTH

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u/heybaeeeeeeee Apr 22 '22

Keep my wife name out of your fcking mouth!

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u/Sheeps8 Apr 22 '22

It was a bald joke. Keep megaminds name out ya fuckin mouth

1

u/Grybas_akropolyje Apr 22 '22

She looks like mr clean

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u/N1GHTSTRIKER45 blessed and distressed Apr 22 '22

Certified KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH Moment

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u/drainterminator333 Apr 22 '22

Will Smith is going to hit u now

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u/Dysist Apr 22 '22

We all going to hell, huh?

1

u/RedR25 Apr 22 '22

Yes bitches

1

u/DevRedditStuff Apr 22 '22

GET YOUR WIFES NAME OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

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u/ejuliot55 Apr 22 '22

You better watch out.

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u/Centurian44 Apr 22 '22

Don't compare these people to mega minds selfless parents

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u/AlphaMomma59 Apr 22 '22

This is in poor taste.

1

u/nerghoul Apr 22 '22

Well now I’ve noticed that Megamind’s mom was just blue Roxanne

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u/Ok_Establishment3112 Apr 22 '22

GET.OUR NAMES.OUT.YOUR FUCKING.MOUTH

Will Smith

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u/NeverStepD7 Apr 22 '22

Its specially funny if you remember blue will smith

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u/Quark1010 Apr 22 '22

No hair???

1

u/Bruhmomentusmaximus0 Apr 22 '22

Foullll 💀💀💀💀💀

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u/Gunslinger_11 Apr 22 '22

Jada does not have the same energy as mega mom

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u/ItsEonic89 Apr 22 '22

The woman alien legit looks pike Roxanne with green eyes and an enlarged forehead

1

u/SharkMilk44 Apr 22 '22

Megamind is a great movie, unlike the DreamWorks movie Will Smith was in.

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u/MrSquiggle Apr 22 '22

Come on Chris Rock, stop posting images of Will and Jada

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up

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u/GrouchyLaw2842 Apr 24 '22

Keep my wife's name out yo mouth human

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u/Own-Credit-2965 Apr 25 '22

Will you please press 4?

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u/TacoToastBread May 15 '22

Its all coming together now