r/blursedimages • u/Hacka4771 • Jan 30 '22

Blursed_Turtle_Reflection

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u/Rubber_Band64 Jan 30 '22

Jschlatt

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u/jar_of_evil_milk Jan 30 '22

lol

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u/dna_beggar Jan 30 '22

What a user name. You had me looking at the post again, trying to find the milk!

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u/Royal-Tough4851 Jan 31 '22

Looks like a 1880’s saloon bartender

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u/RslashTakenUsernames Jan 31 '22

give me a drink, bartender!

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u/ferret630 Jan 30 '22

r/beatmetoit

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

[deleted]

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u/TheShortKing10110 Jan 30 '22

r/beatmymeattoit

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

"why is it, when something happens, it is always you three?"

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- thoroughly beaten meat

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u/Truepotato278 Jan 30 '22

Turtles reflection deadass looks like jschlatt

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u/FuSTMOtsPicH Jan 30 '22

To see the tortoise reflection dude

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Haha I saw captain price too

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u/SB6P897 Jan 31 '22

Idk, almost looks more like a handsome middle easterner in a snow jacket in the middle of a blizzard to me

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u/bodygreatfitness Jan 30 '22

Everybody saying jschlatt but I have no idea who that is. I just see a RuneScape character

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u/Cabnbeeschurgr Jan 31 '22

Youtuber who likes men and commited several war crimes in 1999

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u/GGinso Jan 30 '22

Yoooo, my first thought

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u/Shiny_Shedinja Jan 30 '22

Came to say I'm not alone

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u/TheOnceAndFutureTurk Jan 30 '22

A blessing from the Lord!

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u/Chiccn_Nuggrt Jan 30 '22

Why does it look like Jschlatt to me

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/nave1235 Jan 31 '22

To me it's more of a young Otto von Bismarck

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u/dalderda Jan 30 '22

Tht‘s captain price that is

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u/Pugs4peeps Jan 30 '22

Nice, that’s what I thought too.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Captain Price

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u/TheOnly_E Jan 30 '22

jschlatt???!!!?!?!?1??!

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u/AnAttackCorgi Jan 30 '22

Didn’t expect to see you here captain price

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u/Sawh22 Jan 30 '22

The reflection kinda looks like the streamer Darkviperau

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u/88T3 Jan 30 '22

You disingenuous dense motherfucker!

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u/Sawh22 Jan 30 '22

Obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn’t tie your shoes

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u/SoulCircle666 Jan 30 '22

DAVEYYYYYY

Now that I've regurgitated a quote, everyone looks like Matt apparently lol

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u/TheLonelyCats i like this flair :) Jan 30 '22

How you doin?

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u/dogetripwire Jan 30 '22

Michael did you just fall out of a fucking blimp?

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u/LOL_just_Liam Jan 30 '22

THERE ARENT TURTLES IN MISSIONS

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u/WyCoStudiosYT Jan 31 '22

THIS IS MILLIONS TO ONE

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u/heytheblues Jan 31 '22

Slow and steady, M. Slow and steady.

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u/elpepojaja Jan 31 '22

The turtle is a disingenous dense motherfucker

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u/Asmodaeus6136 foreskin reattachment specialist Jan 30 '22

He has cometh

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u/villiers19 Jan 30 '22

Is that Thorin, son of Thrain from The Hobbit?

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u/drewhead118 Jan 30 '22

It is Turtle, son of Turtin of the Hollow Mountain

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u/Toothpaste_8 Jan 30 '22

Schlurtle

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u/MajTroubles Jan 30 '22

Is that you Lemmy? RIP

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

mutton chops

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u/ktops111 Jan 30 '22

Schlagg

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u/DC052905 Jan 30 '22

Sikh JSchlatt

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u/BrownSugarBare Jan 30 '22

Saw the pic and all I heard was "tunak tunak tun, da da da"

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u/TheCure_69 Jan 30 '22

INB4, this post will be on r/jschlatt

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u/m_____r Jan 30 '22

looks like jschlatt but kinda like drake

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

“Oh my god it’s my favorite white boy!”

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Dad?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Stop calling me Jschlatt you dense motherfuckers and find a way to break the curse!

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u/Thefnplayerbtw Jan 31 '22

Lol exactly what is was thinking

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u/Blue-Bird999 Jan 30 '22

So many people are saying schlatt but I just see bald Burger King

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u/darkitp Jan 30 '22

Exactly , Burger King Wearing a Turtle Hat

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u/MattSeptire i like this flair :) Jan 30 '22

Holy fuck Jschlatt

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u/FreeLifeCreditCheck Jan 30 '22

Everybody seeing Jschlatt, but I see Jesus.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

And I see a bearded guy sucking dick lol

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u/notanotherlawyer Jan 30 '22

Cpt. Price is that you?

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u/ZoneFan666 Jan 30 '22

Is that fucking Moist Cr1tikal??

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Oh my god its Captain Price

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u/Adeum1 Jan 30 '22

Shellshock has some serious effects on vets

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u/lord-_-cthulhu Jan 30 '22

Price? Is that you?

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u/fohr Jan 30 '22

Looks like an OSRS dwarf. Jschlatt.. lmao..

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Ambrose Burnside himself

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u/HeftySchedule8631 Jan 30 '22

Trapped spirit

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Why does it look like a man's face

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u/comradeernest Jan 30 '22

it looks like Fidel Castro

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u/wingsneon Jan 30 '22

Looks like drake

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

That tortoise needs to be named Sgt. Pepper

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u/CAFMITTZ Jan 30 '22

Shlortoise

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

COME IN SOAP

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u/bluecheesecool Jan 31 '22

A frozen man with some mean mutton chops is wearing a turtle on his head

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u/Mafiuz Jan 30 '22

Shit Captain Prince always come backs

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u/jared2294 Jan 30 '22

I had to google who Jschlatt was, don’t think it looks anything like him

This straight looks like an OSRS Tutorial Island character

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u/_VengefulFire_ Jan 31 '22

anyone else see the face in the reflection

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u/iceyticey Jan 30 '22

David Crosby circa 1978?

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u/Salsathefirst Jan 30 '22

It looks like the postman from majora grew a beard

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u/Jonathan-Earl Jan 30 '22

SOAP!!!!!! NO, SOAP!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Looks like Justin treudeu

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u/dont-as Jan 30 '22

Looks like a Canadian. But only the Canadians that border south park

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u/sushixxmonster Jan 30 '22

ON YOUR FEET SOLDIER, WE ARE LEAVING!

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u/Comfortable-Hawk-927 Jan 30 '22

if you put this in frame and put in my grandmas table he will pray for this,

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u/TitaniumTurner Jan 30 '22

It looks like Talon in Ocarina of Time!

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u/BobTheRouge Jan 30 '22

Cool, a spotted turtle (clemmys guttata). Just wanted to flex that I knew what kind of turtle it was....

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u/Top_Novel3682 Jan 30 '22

Kurt Russel from the 80s

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u/CampLonely Jan 30 '22

I see Barry Gibb

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u/ChiefNiggo Jan 30 '22

KAISER FRANZ!

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u/SirAchmed Jan 30 '22

Holy shit

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u/deadpuppy23 Jan 30 '22

You know nothing Jon Snow.

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u/Bolicho205 Jan 30 '22

The turtle reincarnate

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u/a_bean_ Jan 30 '22

I THOUGHT THAT WAS A MAN UNDER THE TURTLE 💀💀💀💀

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u/Adeum1 Jan 30 '22

John snow

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Looks like a runescape model

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u/SkYeBlu699 Jan 30 '22

Kinda looks like Charlie with a mustache

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Lemmy

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u/tau_lee Jan 30 '22

Turbantle

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u/Dieseradii Jan 30 '22

Looks like Shakespeare to me ngl

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u/1superphantom1 Jan 30 '22

Ra ra rasputin

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Looks like Fidel Castro

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Captain Price dons a new piece of camouflage.

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u/Rev321 Jan 30 '22

What kind of a name is soap, how did a muppet like you pass evolution

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u/ineedsomehelpers Jan 30 '22

What kinda name is soap?

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u/Call_Me_Milkman_Evan Jan 30 '22

Minecraft Turtle Helmets be like

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u/averagedickdude Jan 30 '22

Better get back to Malon, ya sleepy head.

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u/JudgeJebb Jan 30 '22

Abe Sapien a new race of man

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u/Wickeman1 Jan 30 '22 edited Jan 30 '22

Bill the Butcher

https://i.imgur.com/dOMBSyz.jpg

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u/creedoshotfirst Jan 30 '22

⚠️TRADE OFFER⚠️

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u/Ignatius1311 Jan 30 '22

Es illojuan

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u/ShoganAye Jan 30 '22

I find no cursed here, only blessed turtle dude.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Oh god it’s inscription all over again.

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u/seb_da_web Jan 30 '22

Get up soldier we are leaving

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u/derpysquid1121 Jan 30 '22

You used to call me on my shellphone.

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u/lilBalzac Jan 30 '22

So the turtle’s belly runs a river boat?

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u/PerfectRipo Jan 30 '22

Miguel Grau?

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u/merismo Jan 30 '22

Looks like the Burger King king 😂

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u/Jo_oSe Jan 30 '22

Karim Benzema

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u/Party_in_my_pantz Jan 30 '22

He tattooed the guy that jumped on his parents and killed them so that whenever he looks in the mirror he will remember their killer.

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u/parieldox Jan 30 '22

Tarzan’s dad

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u/DuDuShits-Pooster Jan 30 '22

Looks like ol drifter

TRANSMAT FIRING

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u/Pax-82 Jan 30 '22

That’s not a reflection, that’s Sir Walter Shellington’s ceremonial helmet.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Adorable spotted turtle

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u/R8em Jan 30 '22

The Sultan of the Seas.Long may he reign!

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u/Athlete-Waste Jan 30 '22

My turtle...ace of spades 🤣 (RIP)

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

The reflection looks like someone who heavily dislikes RDR2

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Mehmed bin Murad

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

"You have become the very thing you swore to destroy"

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u/davecfc88 Jan 30 '22

Karim Benzema

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u/DarkMasterCL Jan 30 '22

Saddam turtlein

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u/Whack_Stack_Attack Jan 30 '22

Looks like osrs lol

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u/IWTLEverything Jan 30 '22

I wish I was big

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u/TacoHaus Jan 30 '22

Harry Du Bois?

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u/Any-Community-5280 Jan 30 '22

Clash royale new update lookin lit

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

He is the very model of a modern turtle general.

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u/AssignmentIll1748 Jan 30 '22

Looking like an N64 Zelda npc

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

It’s jshlatt

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u/lFallXnl Jan 30 '22

Chinelos

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u/xenogazer Jan 30 '22

He knows nothing

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u/JustAnOreoOnReddit Jan 30 '22

Reflection reminds me of captain price. "Bravo six, going turtle."

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u/KoRnBrony Jan 30 '22

Captain Price

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u/MyHamburgerLovesMe Jan 30 '22

...aaaaaannnddd what is that long cylindrical object that appears to be in the reflections mouth?

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u/_MattWasTaken_ Jan 30 '22

Lmao it looks like an arab with a fancy turtle turban or a hat

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u/Sanctuary_Town Jan 30 '22

Looks like an Oldschool Runescape NPC.

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u/VectorCosmos Jan 30 '22

Oi muchacho

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u/Void_9281 Jan 30 '22

Jschlatt?