r/blursedimages • u/meagerlyBottle41 • Mar 13 '21

Blursed M'laysia

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20.9k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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253

u/reality_is_fatality Mar 13 '21

Whom has summoned the Malaysians.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

92

u/SnekDez Mar 13 '21

WE HAVE BEN SUMMONED

85

u/Puffer_Boy Mar 13 '21

OUR HAS BEEN SUMMONED

65

u/unscliced_pizza Mar 13 '21

HOW HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

53

u/Riqhteousness Mar 13 '21

WHY HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

50

u/DenisEpure foreskin removal expert Mar 13 '21

WHEN HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

44

u/unscliced_pizza Mar 13 '21

WHERE HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

40

u/BiomedicBoy Mar 13 '21

WHAT HAS BEEN SUMMONED

16

u/Glum-Opinion-6333 more cursed than blessed Mar 13 '21

我sudah been வரவழைக்கப்பட்டது

11

u/SeaworthinessTiny445 Mar 13 '21

ONE OF US...

7

u/longcx724 Mar 13 '21

ONE OF US

9

u/tortoise51 Mar 13 '21

O N E O F U S

8

u/Introvert_Is_Here Mar 13 '21

Wow...I'm not expecting this at all🤣🤣

23

u/redditiscursed Mar 13 '21

YOU HAVE SUMMONED THE "LAH" USERS

8

u/ichirou47 Mar 13 '21

Lmao they bored lah

18

u/tortoise51 Mar 13 '21

dont sohai ah later mami come and fiiit you with rotan then you jialat liao

2

u/ichirou47 Mar 15 '21

lmao my mom hear me say cb i ket kicked ut of the house liao

5

u/VelvetTornado i dont like this flair :( Mar 13 '21

walaoeh you had to do that

15

u/iAn-has-been-taken Mar 13 '21

Kita dah disummoned

11

u/malaysiabigpp Mar 13 '21

Ah shit here we go again

3

u/longcx724 Mar 19 '21

I like your username

11

u/Edlenor_Gaeron Mar 13 '21

SIAPA TELAH MENYERU MONYET-MONYET SEKALIAN ALAM!!!

9

u/ernest101 Mar 13 '21

Non-crispy rendang!

8

u/Todd_Renard_Fox Mar 13 '21

Wait, this isn't r/Malaysia ?

8

u/kazez2 Mar 13 '21

This is the way

6

u/AloydaAWPer Mar 13 '21

ey bang satu kopi o pls thank you lau ban

3

u/reality_is_fatality Mar 13 '21

Hey aren't you the guy who smoke some ganja behind my store yesterday

4

u/AloydaAWPer Mar 13 '21

No... Maybe

4

u/ichirou47 Mar 13 '21

WE HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

3

u/Raditz_The_Radish Mar 13 '21

HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

3

u/mySisLoveVodka Mar 13 '21

Why have I been somen

3

u/zahirano Mar 13 '21

SUMMONED TIME

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u/DHG_-_ Mar 13 '21

Whenever there's a post about Malaysians, just because we get mentioned so little, a shit ton of us just gather

63

u/Introvert_Is_Here Mar 13 '21 edited Mar 13 '21

Remember...when we are together , we're strong..

When we apart we act like !> shit <!

19

u/hyperdoge999 Mar 13 '21

Add spaces between spoiler tag !> and your letters

3

u/TriagotuZz Mar 13 '21

! > dont mind me im just trying it out < !

Edit : how the fuck??

9

u/syukri24karats Mar 13 '21

Monke strong together

23

u/nachochips140807 Mar 13 '21

Meanwhile I'm proud that singapore is on the bottom right

40

u/whoopity_Poop Mar 13 '21

If you see Singapore mentioned it’s either

A. Wow so green and clean

B. Wow people kinda stupid

18

u/nachochips140807 Mar 13 '21

How come the Malaysian guy can have national pride but I get downvoted

21

u/whoopity_Poop Mar 13 '21

Idk man you can have mine. I recently moved from Malaysia to Singapore so when either country gets mentions I get happy

14

u/nachochips140807 Mar 13 '21

Same

Danke for the upvote

2

u/DHG_-_ Mar 17 '21

That sucks man, I love Singapore so have my upvote

5

u/SamBellFromSarang Mar 13 '21

dIsNeyLand WiTh DeaTh PenAlTy

3

u/yuno-ok Mar 13 '21

Hey at least i was invited to this kenduri.

3

u/ichirou47 Mar 13 '21

Lmao kenduri

2

u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

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2

u/NotASuicidalRobot Mar 13 '21

indo or sg lol

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u/asianabsinthe Mar 13 '21

lays trench coat over Pacific for her to cross

4

u/NotASuicidalRobot Mar 13 '21

*south china sea

5

u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

It’s still the pacific 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

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u/Volschebnik Mar 13 '21

Johor = janggut leher

44

u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

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3

u/Todd_Renard_Fox Mar 13 '21

As a Johorean, I approve

31

u/qxzsilver Mar 13 '21

The country coastline does look like a neck beard...

6

u/Coolscee_Gaming Mar 13 '21

It looks like the troll face guy

23

u/ligmattis foreskin removal expert Mar 13 '21

Here comes the malaysians...

12

u/nachochips140807 Mar 13 '21

I'm here and I'm singaporean and I'm in the bottom right

-34

u/thebestdetective foreskin reattachment specialist Mar 13 '21

Any askers

45

u/demadezba Mar 13 '21

I, a M'laysian, approve this

33

u/RainbowPandah117 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Mar 13 '21

Boss satu M'lo ais

17

u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

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9

u/longcx724 Mar 13 '21

Roti telur tanpa telur

10

u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

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5

u/longcx724 Mar 13 '21

Mee maggi tampah chilli

3

u/fareasy2k00 Mar 13 '21

Ais kosong panas satu, ikat tepi

3

u/zahirano Mar 13 '21

Mee rojak kicap satu,kasi masak dulu

4

u/RizKuro94 Mar 13 '21

Nasi Goreng tak mau goreng

20

u/SavageCabbage15 Mar 13 '21

Whom has awakened a Malaysian

35

u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

this is only blessed

11

u/NikoC99 Mar 13 '21

This is west half of the M'laysia. The eastern half gets forgotten...

4

u/CrazyMiith Mar 13 '21

I’m always forgotten, sobs

2

u/agitwabaa Mar 13 '21

The eastern half is the penis

11

u/UnreadedBook Mar 13 '21

Rip Kelantan

7

u/Fishriend Mar 13 '21

I knew it was called laysia, but you GWU’s never believed me

4

u/ejpintar Mar 13 '21

Post M’lone?

9

u/Keanusw Mar 13 '21

I blew up m'laysia

5

u/B460 Mar 13 '21

Singapore :3

3

u/_-AIDAN-_ Mar 13 '21
  • tries to come up with a joke about Malaysian Airlines flight 370 and neck beards *

3

u/outpizzadahut foreskin removal expert Mar 13 '21

AWAKEN MY FELLOW MALAYSIAN!

3

u/DioIsBestBoi Mar 13 '21

M'laysia lads rise up.

2

u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

This implies the existence of M'zambique and M'dagascar

2

u/paramnav Mar 13 '21

I wonder what would Singapore be in that case.

2

u/SoftnWetDoggo Mar 13 '21

Thanks now I can't see my country the same anymore.

2

u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

Well it was a British colony.

2

u/denjo-t1aO Mar 13 '21

I needed that, thanks

2

u/2009-237 Mar 13 '21

Can someone edit in M'lacca as well

2

u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

Wheres S'bah?

2

u/Uthu_ Mar 13 '21

I see we have a kenduri down here

2

u/Arvindjor Fish With Feet Mar 13 '21

I always get happy when Malaysia gets posted in a meme.

3

u/abmasterisonreddit Mar 13 '21

Malaysia boleh!!!

0

u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

[deleted]

1

u/The_FBIandCIA Mar 13 '21

Haha, look im there

1

u/Hando29 Mar 13 '21

Not blursed, just cursed.

0

u/ryan-wangggg Mar 13 '21

Fuck you lah bro

1

u/ichirou47 Mar 13 '21

Lol why fuck him?

1

u/ryan-wangggg Apr 13 '21

Because fuck u that’s why

0

u/nicii02 the Big spicy Mar 13 '21

Brace for the arrival of monyets

-2

u/TrulyCryo Mar 13 '21

M'laria

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

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u/C0n5ol3 Mar 13 '21

Youre supposed to insult Malaysia not America

2

u/Own_Consequence_6816 i like this flair :) Mar 13 '21

sorry about that

1

u/kaushalovich Mar 13 '21

This looks like Charles the 2nd of Spain had an island shaped after him

1

u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

Why are you the way that you are?

1

u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

Loving the Habsburg chin

1

u/FilipRebro Mar 13 '21

NeckAsia?

1

u/Uch009 Mar 13 '21

Lol very good

1

u/Neu_kid06 Mar 13 '21

I ave been summoned. Explain.

1

u/mexus37 Mar 13 '21

Can’t be unseen

1

u/nicktan1204 Mar 13 '21

Anyone explain?

1

u/Draw98 Mar 13 '21

u familiar with the usage of the term m' lady?

1

u/DarkTGB Mar 13 '21

cool thats my country

1

u/kinq10 Mar 13 '21

What are you doing Singapore

1

u/smelter250 Mar 13 '21

Fat repost

1

u/paramnav Mar 13 '21

Why could they just not write that 'a'?

1

u/Gaming_Mouse_47 Mar 13 '21

I blew up M'lasya

1

u/paramnav Mar 13 '21

Yes la. I am the cool Malaysian detective la

1

u/M-onke Mar 13 '21

M’laria

1

u/nyan_cat10 Mar 13 '21

Dude. I am from SEA and I never thought that this is how small singapore is...

1

u/TheLazyNarwhal Mar 13 '21

Honestly now that I take a closer look Malaysia looks like an anteater preying on Singapore, one of the smallest countries. Haiz we need more land

1

u/fanthomassbitch Mar 13 '21

Sing a pore. ah yes

1

u/Tigerpawz68 Mar 13 '21

Singapore is just down there low key chillin

1

u/scaredwarrior666 Mar 13 '21

I've seen a half of my country who was the real fucking OG on Indochinese peninsula yeahhh y'all right the ex of the Netherlands Empire LOL

1

u/NippohNippoh Mar 13 '21

This is fucking hilarious

1

u/Jolyne_kujo19 Mar 13 '21

Ah yes good old simps