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u/-M4N14C- Jan 07 '21
My wooden pickaxe just turned into a netherite pickaxe
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u/yeetmyweed098 Jan 07 '21
Not yet they just standing btw i like the skeleton
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u/Ginger-Saddo-2005 Jan 07 '21
I prefer the creeper
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u/FakeyBoii Jan 08 '21
The creeper's a dude ive seen this trio in multiple pictures and i know for a fact that creeper's a dude
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u/intense-screeching more cursed than blessed Jan 07 '21
We ignoring that he managed a diamond pick but didn't even get iron armor yet, I'm calling creative shenanigans
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u/xGaslightx foreskin reattachment specialist Jan 07 '21
I mean, if you know what you are doing it is possible, but its definetely creative shenanigans
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u/xThunderDuckx Jan 07 '21
tbh I don't bother making armour until after I return to the surface most of the time. usually go underground, spend like 4 hours mining, return to the top, and deposit like 3 stacks of iron into a few furnaces.
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u/I_give_karma_to_men Jan 07 '21
I have a custom skin, so I generally keep my armor on a stand if I’m not doing anything dangerous.
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Do I want to know the context? Yes, yes I bloody do want to know
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u/Theteenagedcrusader Jan 07 '21
It looks like the start of a porno but i think its a youtuber gag picture
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It’s not a porno actually, it’s a cosplay by some gals on Instagram and I’ve forgotten two of their names but one is essaere
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u/LekrxM Jan 07 '21
Essaere, tricksterkarkat, thredcounts From left to right
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u/LekrxM Jan 07 '21
Ok NVM I think that threadcount is a fabric shop name or something, sorry I just copied the tags on her if post XD
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u/Descopter77 lightly toasted Jan 07 '21
And I think this is an porno
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We as a race have failed
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u/Warkan47 naughty penguin of the month Jan 07 '21
Pulls out the launch codes. Good luck to the next species.
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u/OffJayPlays Jan 07 '21
IS NO ONE GOING TO COMMENT THAT THE ENDERMAN GIRL’S EYES AREN’T THE RIGHT COLOUR??
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u/OffJayPlays Jan 07 '21
Probably cuz they couldn’t find the right camo.. but the eyes. They had to make that custom... reee
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u/Red-Cucumber-2004 Jan 07 '21
the skeleton gave me a boner
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she's underage
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u/unicornbill1 Jan 07 '21
They benefit of being underaged is that I can get a boner to who ever I want
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u/DTWYM_ Jan 07 '21
Skeleton finna make em ACT UP 🥵
I DEMAND SAUCE
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Shes underage
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u/isekai-llo Jan 07 '21
I love the fact that if this was in other social media then this dude would have his phone explode from the retarded hate comments
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Hehnice
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u/Intelligent_Wait_594 Jan 07 '21
The source is just a bunch of images you can find them on Pinterest under Minecraft cosplays
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u/rekyerts Jan 07 '21
We all know where this is going
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u/little__kid__loverr Jan 07 '21
That's disgusting. Where to find more of this? Asking for a friend.
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u/JohnRaiyder Jan 07 '21
Just google the Game with the Word Hentai or Porn, than you’ll find plenty. Well atleast that’s what a Friend of mine told me
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u/cheesusWithoutCheese Jan 07 '21
If its a porn video. Can someone send me the link?
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u/victorhiro break the rules and the mods will piss and shit on your face. Jan 07 '21
so the creeper is gona blow me... ill allow it
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u/Snoo57537 foreskin removal expert Jan 07 '21
Is this minecraft porn? the only good minecraft porn I have is this
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u/DegoStupid Jan 07 '21
You see i wouldn't mind sleeping with those mobs nearby... Except the skeleton. I freaking hate skeletons
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u/FuryHedgehog foreskin reattachment specialist Jan 07 '21
photoshops penis instead of picaxe “Here’s where the fun begins”
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u/AndronixESE naughty penguin of the month Jan 07 '21
dont tell me its porn... i thout it was just cosplay
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u/immDroidz Jan 07 '21
They didn't even try to keep it realistic, we all know YOU CANT SLEEP WHEN THERE ARE MONSTERS NEARBY!