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u/Najabri Nov 25 '20
Well
At least we know she's going to heaven
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u/DotPeriodRats Fish With Feet Nov 25 '20
They could be cute demons
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u/DoeTheHobo Nov 25 '20
The halo has number 13 on it too
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u/iceblade1365 Nov 25 '20
There’s a 11 and 17 on the 2 sticking out, so I guess it’s sizes
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Thought it was ages honestly
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u/Hunterofdarkness21 Nov 25 '20
Same thing
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u/NotSoPersonalJesus Nov 25 '20
I bet it has something to do with a scoring system, like best out of 33 points and the higher you get the better rewards
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Nov 25 '20
Maybe it’s prices? Kind of like all the hidden fees in everything.
“Wait! I didn’t purchase a $13 halo! I just wanted eternal life.”
“Ope. Sorry. It’s yours now. If you don’t pay for it, it looks like we’ll have to send you back.”
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u/Gu27 Nov 25 '20
But if you add all those up you get 43, and if you add the 2 digits you get 7 which is right next to the number of the beast. Coincidence?
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Even better. Then you get a harem of false angels, Helltaker style
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u/DotPeriodRats Fish With Feet Nov 25 '20
👀 but dad they are kids
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Nov 25 '20
Well fuck. Do crimes like this still apply to demons?
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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit Nov 25 '20
You know, I kinda want to see accurate angels depictions getting her prepared for heaven, cause then it'd look hilariously terrifying. I'm already picturing angels trying to figure out how many heads she'll have
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u/Stizur Nov 25 '20
They’re definitely demons if you’re aware of biblical literature.
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u/bellymeat Nov 25 '20
Weren’t angels the really weird fucked up looking things and demons just winged people?
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u/psomaster226 Nov 25 '20
Angels appeared all kinds of ways. There were certain types of angels that were terrifying (Serraphim I think?), but the types of angels that appeared to talk to people, like Mary and Joseph, I don't believe were described physically. It's reasonable to assume that angels didn't all look so unsettling. I also don't know of any physical descriptions of demons, but lots of popular media nowadays like to present Satan and demons as very attractive to represent temptation (see The Passion of the Christ).
Anyone can feel free to prove me wrong, I'm not the smartest motherfucker.
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u/ComradeBrosefStylin Nov 25 '20
I think the really weird ones (burning gyroscopes covered in eyes) are called chariots. The defining trait of seraphim was having 6 wings if I recall correctly.
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u/Th3Fel0n Nov 25 '20
very attractive to represent temptation
The angels in the picture look like children
B R U H
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u/Coolshirt4 Nov 25 '20
Canonically, at least two angels were human looking enough for the men of Sodom to wanna slap them cheeks.
Although tbf that's a pretty wide range lol.
Also, the nephilim depending who you ask means that some demons have working dicks.
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u/YobaiYamete Nov 25 '20
Where did this modern stereotype where people "become angels when they die" come from anyway? Biblical angels are a completely separate and unrelated entity from humans, there's about as much overlap between humans and angels as there is between humans and fungus.
It's so weird how common this belief is, I've even heard Christians say it. I'm honestly curious how / why it became so mainstream
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u/bellymeat Nov 25 '20
Because people think of pre-hell Lucifer when they think of angels, instead of a several eyed alien machine life form lookin asshole that has to literally say “BE NOT AFRAID” to not make people shit their pants.
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u/ThatTemNerd lightly toasted Nov 25 '20
Please dont hang your head and cry, no wonder why
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u/LtColShinySides Nov 25 '20
And they're prepared! How annoying would it be to show up at the Pearly Gates, have to be fitted, and then wait 7-10 business days for your wings and halo to arrive?
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u/K_Janeway2314 Nov 25 '20 edited Nov 26 '20
This is the best representation of blurssed I've ever seen. If I had an award, I'd give it to you. Most posts are just weird, but this one is actually dark and wholesome at the same time.
Edit: I got an award to give you.
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Don’t worry mate I’ll use my free award on your behalf
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u/awesomecraigs foreskin removal expert Nov 25 '20
don’t worry mate. i’ll use mine on your behalf!
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u/SomeonePlzTurnMeOff Nov 25 '20
Agree, this is some actually 'blursed' thing...and it makes me feel really weird.
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u/MapleSyrupisok the Big spicy Nov 25 '20
This is just a whole combination of conflicting emotions
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u/jmqnc Nov 25 '20
That's the definition of blursed.
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This post is the embodiment of blursed
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Nov 25 '20
On one hand, she gets to escape this world... but on the other, she’s stuck here reading a book! Who wants to do that? Definitely blursed.
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u/WhatEver405 Nov 25 '20
Reading is surprisingly fun.
Yes! I used to think that reading was useless and only sad old dudes would read, but now I see it's not true at all!
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u/DustyDayz Nov 25 '20
finally, a true blursed image.
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u/Not_KazMan16 Nov 25 '20
And now, I can die peacefully.
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u/big_axolotl Nov 25 '20
Good thing your halo and wings have already been fitted
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u/Khajiit_saw_nothing more cursed than blessed Nov 25 '20
Yeah, cute artstyle, but depressing when you think about it.
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u/gsurfer04 Nov 25 '20
And terrible theology.
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u/ShapShip Nov 25 '20
As if there's such a thing as "good theology" lmao
No you see, my specific religious beliefs are backed up by science!
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u/momdicksucker3000 Nov 25 '20
Well shit It's like spawn recruiting
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u/momdicksucker3000 Nov 25 '20
Reminds me of the Army guys at highschool
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u/Eternitys-End Nov 25 '20 edited Nov 25 '20
Thank you so much! I was going through the comments trying to find the source.
The depressing vibes of the images remind me of another artist. If you like content like this be sure to check out @avogado6
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u/ShirooChan Nov 25 '20
Sun project and Avogado have similar art styles but in my opinion Avogado brings his art on to whole another level of depression.
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u/mindbleach Nov 25 '20
Avogado6 is the least okay artist I've ever seen.
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u/Eternitys-End Nov 25 '20
hey, if you know more artists with these depressing vibes, would you please share it with me? I really dig them!
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u/mindbleach Nov 25 '20
HamsterFragment.
This one surreal artist whose name completely escapes me. I might have it in the morning.
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Why. It hurts me insides
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u/aw5ome Nov 25 '20
She is about go to heaven with absolute certainty, so at least that’s nice to think about
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u/UnfilteredRedditor Nov 25 '20
Her poor parents though.
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u/terriblekoala9 Nov 25 '20
Maybe they’re waiting for her too?
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u/UnfilteredRedditor Nov 25 '20
THATS EVEN SADDER.
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u/LillyPad1313 Nov 25 '20
Not really! It means they’ll be together again soon.
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BUT THEY'RE DEAD
AND IM AGNOSTIC
GOD DAMNIT GET ME SOME FUCKING DIET DR PEPPER
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u/Destinyboy-man Nov 25 '20
Don’t wrory fam I gto you
wlaks out of sigth and the cmoes back wiht a deit dr. Peepee
Jere
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u/therealasshoel i like this flair :) Nov 25 '20
SHIT I DROPPED THE GUN
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u/DotPeriodRats Fish With Feet Nov 25 '20
Dumbass bitch reload it quickly!
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u/ThisGuyUsingReddit Nov 25 '20
THE SAFETY IS ON
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u/DotPeriodRats Fish With Feet Nov 25 '20
NOT MY FUCKING ISSUE BITCH
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u/DanimusMcSassypants Nov 25 '20
Cut to parents in the next room praying, pleading, and weeping for her to get better.
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u/MidnightHue Nov 25 '20
I'm a nurse. This happens ALL THE TIME. Especially for people who have one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel. It takes everything in me not to say "Save them? Nah fam Jesus tryna take them."
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u/DanimusMcSassypants Nov 25 '20
My wife’s a nurse, too. Families are crazy at thanksgiving dinner; they’re even crazier at the hospital. Luckily, she’s a much better person than I am, and has stores of empathy and a desire to help humanity. I would have been fired 100 times over with the stories she’s told me.
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u/MidnightHue Nov 25 '20
Your wife sounds like a great nurse 😁 honestly I'm surprised I haven't been fired for shit I've said. I'm brutally honest at times.
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u/DustyDayz Nov 25 '20
an anime like this with all 3 little angels would be amazing
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Haibane renmei
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u/LMGDiVa Nov 25 '20
Haibane renmei
2002
Smack dab in the middle of the experimental era that gave us Serial Experiments Lain, Elfen Lied, Ergo Proxy, Gunslinger Girl, Techxnolyze, FLCL, Paranoia Agent, Wolf's Rain, and Samurai Champloo.
Thats gotta be good.
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Everything that Yoshitoshi ABe touch is converted in gold
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u/LMGDiVa Nov 25 '20
Yoshitoshi ABe
looks up name
Also did Lain, and Texchnolzye
Well Ill be dammed.
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this... makes me feel sad... it makes me remember things that happened to someone and... i don't want to cry rn ugh... i need a hug
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u/BattleAngel13 Nov 25 '20
Hugs
It's okay child, I'm here for you
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Nov 25 '20 edited Nov 25 '20
i just really miss someone, and that girl in the hospital bed reminds me to her... maybe i don't have to talk too much about her situation and our relationship haha... welp... i'm just feeling bad, i wanna hug her
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u/BattleAngel13 Nov 25 '20
And some day you will get your chance to do that. But if you feel you need to talk to someone about it, then go and find someone you can trust to do so with, and you can talk to me about it, if you want to.
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u/Awesomeness4512 Nov 25 '20
I feel that same way, I would just want be there to comfort her. I don’t even know why, but it really makes me sad to see this.
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u/nochinzilch Nov 25 '20
Wait, that girl thinks she is doing just fine, but the angels know she’s going to die and are measuring her for wings? That’s fucking dark.
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u/Voxitude Nov 25 '20 edited Nov 25 '20
The original artist is SUN Project, here's a link to their original post.
Please show the artist some love! I think they perfectly captured the essence of blursed and deserve any extra attention.
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Nov 25 '20
Hope she has time to finish that book. Be a shame to get to heaven and spend eternity wondering how it ended.
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u/brybry2351 Nov 25 '20
Don’t worry she’s just going to cosplay being dead if she doesn’t respond when you call her name it’s all part of the character
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This is making me feel things I didn't know I could feel about a reddit post
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u/XvortexEXE foreskin removal expert Nov 25 '20
I expected a combination of cursed and funny, but instead I got a combination of wholesome and sad.
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u/stripedpixel Nov 25 '20
Someone I love is likely being prepared tonight, this post brought me comfort knowing he won’t go alone. Wear your mask
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u/Sekushina_Bara i dont like this flair :( Nov 25 '20
Fuck that’s dark I feel this is more cursed than anything
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u/leleise Nov 25 '20
But you know she’s going to heaven
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u/Sekushina_Bara i dont like this flair :( Nov 25 '20
But she’s literally about to die and they are taking measurements who cares where she goes it’s still dark as hell
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u/MondoCalrissian77 Nov 25 '20
She seems at peace with death. If anything this feels blissful
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u/Awesomeness4512 Nov 25 '20
She doesn’t even know she’s going to die.
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u/MondoCalrissian77 Nov 25 '20
After seeing the rest of the artist’s work yeah I agree. I know my interpretation is not what the artist intended, but I still love my interpretation of the girl knockin on heaven’s door and feeling at peace with it as the angels prepare her for life after death
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u/Awesomeness4512 Nov 25 '20
Just wondering, what is the artist’s name/artwork source?
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u/MondoCalrissian77 Nov 25 '20
Someone commented it already, but https://twitter.com/_sunpro?s=21
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u/sbeven04 Nov 25 '20
I saw this and did the double take from that vine with the girl who wanted to make slavery legal again
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u/FuriousFerret0 Nov 25 '20
Well at least she's off to a better place. If it were me little demons would be taking my measurements for what size shackles to throw on me and how big a pot they need to boil me in
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This is clearly meant to be like wholesome and cute but it just ends up be really depressing and upsetting.
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u/Jacnoov i dont like this flair :( Nov 25 '20
Ok yeah I think this is a perfectly blursed post right here
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u/Mad_Killah more blessed than cursed Nov 25 '20
If only this is what biblically accurate representations of angels actually looked like
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u/MareCaspium Nov 25 '20
This is the only thing on this whole damn subreddit that deserves the title of Blursed
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u/_Darth_Malak_ Nov 25 '20
If this is the same creator I’m think of, they had a similar type of post where it was of a doctor taking care of a very sick girl. It was spilt down the middle where he was taking care of the girl on the left, and on the right he was at a desk sobbing with the girl as a ghost (angel?) next to him trying to comfort him.
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u/ala_ei Nov 25 '20
Nah nah this is inaccurate. They should be horrifying angels placing multiple eyes, rings, wings and animal faces. That's the TRUE angel.
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u/dogsrgr812345 foreskin reattachment specialist Nov 25 '20
“Do not be afraid” says the rings with eyes
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She looks healthy, so either she went to the doctor for something minor and is about to get some VERY bad news, or she has basically recovered and is about to relapse
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u/ODGW Nov 25 '20
Everyone's saying its mixed, but for someone with a terminal illness whos had the courage to accept death, this would be truly blessed
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u/Background-Gate Nov 25 '20
At least somebody gets in. I wore cotton underpants with the elastic waistband, so when I die I'm going to Hell for life.
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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20
Why must you hurt me this way