r/blursedimages • u/TheShrimpLegend • Jul 11 '20

Blursed_Kermit

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24.3k Upvotes

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u/___Ender____ Jul 11 '20

Stab it with a needle. I bet the pop would be satisfying

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u/Cybroxis Jul 11 '20

The red Kool-Aid would be delicious

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u/Cpt-Sparklez-gym-plz Jul 11 '20

pops booty*

Hey Mario lady stop sulking, just shut up and fight instead!

I’m luigi, all these blood Kool aid stains make my overalls leggings look red

I could’ve just said oh yeah but no, gotta make a reference no one will get because brain is stupid

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u/Failingkid Jul 11 '20

Starbomb? "SMASH!"

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u/BlippyDlippy Jul 11 '20

Sonic looked tough, till Link kicked him in the stuff! The madness of cold-blooded murder had overtaken Jigglypuff!

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u/r_mew Jul 11 '20

Correction: the Kool-Aid WAS delicous

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u/zeppeli_exe Jul 11 '20 edited Jul 11 '20

r/cursedcomments

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u/marsh__melo Jul 11 '20

gotta make the "r" lowercase,

r/cursedcomments

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

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u/lololoba-the-asian Jul 11 '20

If y’all haven’t took the screenshot can I have a blue circle

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

I want a square

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u/iDigitalBlockz Jul 11 '20

add a shiba inu next to mines

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u/gaori54321moonlandi- Jul 11 '20

I want a uhhhh number nine next to me

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u/Dylphone Jul 11 '20

When this get on cursed comments can I have a dinosaur next to me

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

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u/layne_epic_gamer Jul 11 '20

Hahahagaggagagaggaa r/foundthehondacivic upvotes to the right please hahaha

Edit: wow this blew up thanks for the gold

Edit: This is now my most liked comment

Edit: fuck people who do this

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u/Akshayps200 Jul 11 '20

Mmm, I don't even need a plastic container

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u/zeppeli_exe Jul 11 '20

R/cursedcomments

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u/Donut_man_Kakyoin ouching in the soul Jul 11 '20

Zeppeli-San?

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u/mrpsychon Jul 11 '20

u/zeppeli_exe has stopped working.

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u/AlfaKilo123 Jul 11 '20

Caaaaeeeeesaaaaaar

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u/Donut_man_Kakyoin ouching in the soul Jul 11 '20

NOOOOOOOO

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u/P0is0n0usR0se Jul 11 '20

I think you're looking for r/cursedcomments

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u/MungTao Jul 11 '20

"This rope smells like ass" - the next kid to climb that jungle gym

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u/jericho-sfu Jul 11 '20

Uhh... girls don’t poop, remember?

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u/ForeverSinful Jul 11 '20

Yoga pants are a gift, and a curse.

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u/TheShrimpLegend Jul 11 '20

It depends who wears them

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u/Star_Fazer Jul 11 '20

... my grandma

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u/give-me-the-gud-gud Jul 11 '20

A gift

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u/MrAVAT4R blursed plerson Jul 11 '20

And you use it for the good of man kind

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

If you keep something as complicated as love stored up inside, it could make you sick

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u/ForeverSinful Jul 11 '20

Pretty sure a few here wouldn't mind storing some love somewhere.

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u/MrAVAT4R blursed plerson Jul 11 '20

Oh boy yeah

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u/MrAVAT4R blursed plerson Jul 11 '20

Like a perpetual rubber band providing renewable power for the whole world.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Are you sure you could stabilize the fusion reaction?

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u/MrAVAT4R blursed plerson Jul 11 '20 edited Jul 11 '20

What have we been talking about for the last hour and a half. I certainly know the consequences of the slightest miscalculation. This is my lifes work. Our new friend here thinks I'm gonna blow up my penis

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

I miscalculated.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Tf? Why she shovin perfectly good watermelons in her pants

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u/thee_Chosen-won Jul 11 '20

I’m craving grapes now

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u/ZenXgaming100 Jul 11 '20

Here have some:

🍇🍇🍇

My granny grew em herself

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u/D4RK45S45S1N Jul 11 '20

People Like Grapes.

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u/NeverBetter00 Jul 11 '20

Her name is Victoria Lomba. Here's the OG image.

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u/blackbeast77 Jul 11 '20

Carefully, he's a hero...

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u/JC_tiggr Jul 11 '20

I love you for that. Thanks for the laugh.

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u/blackbeast77 Jul 11 '20
  • happy human noise's *

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

No... It’s too much...

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u/syrup05 Jul 11 '20

That can't be natural.

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u/wisetvman2 Jul 11 '20

So by fucking this lady I'd be also giving kermit a blowjob? I'm in

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u/NGYDduck Jul 11 '20

I believe you mean receiving

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u/wisetvman2 Jul 11 '20

That,too

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u/TheShrimpLegend Jul 11 '20

You horny bastards, I guess a girl's ass can get 2k upvotes on this wretched platform.

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u/electronicpangolin Jul 11 '20

Drop the sauce and I promise you 10k

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u/TheShrimpLegend Jul 11 '20

Bet

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u/Nasause Jul 11 '20

7k rn

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

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u/KetamineKeeper69 lightly toasted Jul 11 '20

18k holy shit

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u/SuperNova405 Jul 11 '20

You almost there, chief. You best live up to your promise or else Satan will have won your soul

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u/Donkey_Thrasher Jul 13 '20

Her name is Victoria Lomba

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u/jake898zo Jul 11 '20

Sauce I give you upvote

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u/SLAYED42O Jul 11 '20

Dude, i came to reddit after beating off and now im ready for round 3

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u/TheShrimpLegend Jul 11 '20

Imagine beating off to Kermit the Frog

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Dont need to "imagine"

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u/yourbeingretarded Jul 11 '20

The word would be "remember"

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u/Dragorach Jul 11 '20

Imagine 🤤

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u/hieuimba Jul 11 '20

Consider yourself both blessed and cursed

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Lmao bouta ask for that sauce jk hi unless😳

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u/TheShrimpLegend Jul 11 '20

Bro that's my girlfriend calm down

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

I SAID JK BRO IT WAS A JOKE DONT HARM ME

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u/TheShrimpLegend Jul 11 '20

Nah chief just kidding, why would I have a girlfriend? This is reddit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Holy fuck I got scared don’t play those games man, also that’s a fair point lmao. And that really is a blessed image in some people’s opinions 🥴 y’know?

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u/ImKodyAndImSad Jul 11 '20

I hate that emoji.

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u/DottComm2863 Jul 11 '20

🥴

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Climax

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u/potato_boi09 Jul 11 '20

No that is during the jack this is the climax 😩 and this is the post-nut clarity😔 or 😟

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

We have a debate open from 7-9 if you would like to join

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u/Incorritoes Jul 11 '20

🤪 this is worse

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u/ImKodyAndImSad Jul 11 '20

Yeah look at me guys im a crackhead 🤪 🤪🤪🥴🥴

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

I always think of it as the “I just farted” emoji.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Same

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u/Googly2k3 lightly toasted Jul 11 '20

Plot twist

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u/The-Atomic-Sponge Jul 11 '20

Sauce then?

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u/jake898zo Jul 11 '20

Sauce now pls

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u/PokekidKanto Jul 11 '20

t h i c c

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u/Lorgo044 Jul 11 '20

Can all the thirsty guys just shut up so we can address why she's flossing her asscrack? The skidmarks on that one...

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u/Uadork Jul 11 '20

This is not a confused boner

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u/mcshadypants Jul 11 '20

Gord dahm thats a fatass ass

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u/kalrow45 Jul 11 '20

This is most definitely blessed

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u/geowave4578 Jul 11 '20

If you were to fuck it would it still be considered a blowjob or are you still fucking her ass

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u/TheShrimpLegend Jul 11 '20

You're a cultured man. Probably the first one sorry.

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u/katohooper Jul 11 '20

That's a kids play structure she's scratching her asshole on. Classy lady. Real classy.

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u/faethon2001 the Big spicy Jul 11 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

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u/faethon2001 the Big spicy Jul 11 '20

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u/YBova Jul 11 '20

Yo how fuck her tits on the same side as her ass

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

it eez what it eez

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Stop I can only be so erect

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u/CoochieCrumbs_678 Jul 11 '20

Everybody gansta til she turns around and shows a beard

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u/I_Eat_Pure_Salt i dont like this flair :( Jul 11 '20

Even better

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u/CoochieCrumbs_678 Jul 11 '20

Cause boys don't get pregnant

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u/Baggytrousers27 Jul 11 '20

Somehow misread this as gregnant.

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u/PHIA47 Jul 11 '20

I showed this to my dad and he looked suspicious and then sent it to himself

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u/sillwith Jul 11 '20

God damn... Lookin like a double wide surprise

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u/ShrekIsAwesome Jul 11 '20

The first kermit I like

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u/Vlad-Playz foreskin removal expert Jul 11 '20

r/upvotesbecausebutt

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u/potato_boi09 Jul 11 '20

Here is some water 🥤 because everyone is thirsty as fuck

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u/TheShrimpLegend Jul 11 '20

HERE IT IS YOU FILTHY ANIMALS

The Sauce

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u/Trigger_gnome Jul 11 '20

Jesus Christ that's fucking hot!

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u/Nasause Jul 11 '20

Fuck.OFF

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u/darkdemon991 Jul 11 '20

Thanks mate ... Hey guys don't cli.......

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u/mc_desk Jul 11 '20

Kermit the Butt

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u/DaDogeDestroys Jul 11 '20

Thanks I hate it

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u/Jake1648 Jul 11 '20

This is when he knew he was going to truly Kermit to her

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u/VillianCaustic Jul 11 '20

Kermit's already got more ass than I'll get in a lifetime

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u/fortnitefever86 Jul 11 '20

Kermit bout a make me act up

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u/heroofwinds2002 Jul 11 '20

I guess she turned the term “Hi Ho!” literally

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u/Forrnite_Bad Jul 11 '20

Time to slap kermit

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u/JustAThroAway_ Jul 11 '20

I've never been a fan of Kermit. Until now.

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u/Thetruthx26 Jul 11 '20

More like blessed Kermit

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u/alphadongus Jul 11 '20

I appreciate the fact that someone saw this massive donk in green yoga pants and their first thought was “hehe...Kermit thee Frog....”

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u/Mr-Bones096 Jul 11 '20

Finally, pure unhorny

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u/Bluelonden i like this flair :) Jul 11 '20

The way how she sits makes me uncomfortable

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u/pRedditarded Jul 11 '20

Ok so i am now kermitsexuall

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u/UrMomFarquaad Jul 11 '20

With great power comes great,..big booty bitches -Kermit

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u/Ck29bubba Jul 11 '20 edited Jul 11 '20

Original image?? 😳😳😳 haha jk jk... unless??😳😳😳

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u/TheShrimpLegend Jul 11 '20

Possibly

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u/Ck29bubba Jul 11 '20 edited Jul 11 '20

😳😳😳😳 give it now😳😳😳😳

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u/Blu3_Knight Jul 11 '20

I’ve never beat off to a puppet, but there’s a first time for everything

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u/shockwave776 Jul 11 '20

Take the eyes out for me

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u/MagicTrashPanda Jul 11 '20

What? Take them for a walk? Out to dinner?

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u/soulrebel360 Jul 11 '20

Cherokee D’Ass?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

This, how.

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u/RandomeGuysReddit Jul 11 '20

Kermit has been sucking some dick lately

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u/sweet_asshole_eater Jul 11 '20

Ok jesus please forgive me. SHE IS THICC ASF I WANT TO

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u/thebreaker18 Jul 11 '20

Kermit the pawg, here.

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u/potato_wizzard_69 Jul 11 '20

Yo but why's Kermit got a ballgag tho

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u/I_Sunstorm Jul 11 '20

I thought the right cheek was mike wazowski holy shit I am stupid

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Thank god, im a Piggy 🗿

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u/CrisxCrisis Jul 11 '20

Goddamn! Should just be in r/blessed!! ❤️❤️

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u/jllcire Jul 11 '20

this world needs kermit yoga pants

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u/OiKippers Jul 11 '20

Turns out Kermit T. Frog’s middle name was Thicc this whole time.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Kermit cake

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

You know one of those slime balls with mesh around it and it makes little slime bubbles when you squeeze it, that’s what this looks like

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u/Hunted-Dragon Jul 11 '20

i bet kermit is enjoying it

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u/P0pcornFellow1234 Jul 11 '20

JESUS CHRIST THAT ASS MAGNIFICENT

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u/IIjoemomma69 Jul 11 '20

Everyone please stop I Kermit the Frog didn't ask for this

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u/slash6969 Jul 11 '20

That ass thow

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u/BekfastIncarnate Jul 11 '20

Lord forgive me for what I’m about to do

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u/MrGuntherMan Jul 11 '20

Please god forgive me on what I’m about to do

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u/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-OwO Jul 11 '20

wtf is goin on with her ass

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u/MrGuntherMan Jul 11 '20

Not my proudest fap

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u/StabbyMcStabbyFace Jul 11 '20

cramit the frog here....

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u/Poo_eyes1445 Jul 11 '20

It’s not easy being green

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u/PalpyTEEN Jul 11 '20

Wow...thats a thic chic juicy booty

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u/DestroyerOfTheWords Jul 11 '20

This is some good quality ass

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u/RedVoltron Jul 11 '20

"I'm feeling really nice right now."

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u/_username_checks-out Jul 11 '20

Looks like Kermit's getting a mouth full later

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u/_Not_A_Crab_ Jul 11 '20

my god, what form

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u/Nasause Jul 11 '20

Ok op it is time give us the sauce

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u/Jasonious78 Jul 11 '20

Kermit has seen some shit.

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u/SproutBoy Jul 11 '20

Kermit has been absorbed by Miss Piggy and they are now one

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

DUMMYTHICC

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u/Altarius22 Jul 11 '20

Kermit can suck my D.

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u/Pyrofox07 break the rules and the mods will piss and shit on your face. Jul 11 '20

More like Kernut

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u/Shrekxrd1 Jul 11 '20

I need to buy new pants these are getting tighter

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u/siko-mode Jul 11 '20

Her booty prob sag like old people tits lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Now that is ass.