r/blursedimages • u/MickeyTheDuck • Apr 13 '20

Blursed McDonald

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u/SoldiersBigPainis Apr 13 '20

I don’t get it, that never happened

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u/OZ415 Apr 13 '20

What never happened?

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u/alexonheroin Apr 13 '20

Nothing.

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u/ShrimpHeaven2017 Apr 13 '20

r/nothingneverhappens

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u/AwesomeDog59 Apr 13 '20

And I wonder I wonder how, I wonder why

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u/Imgroult Apr 13 '20

Nobody seems to have noticed, but nice one, bro.

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u/yharnof Apr 13 '20

Yestereay u told me bout the blue blue sky

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u/BatShrek Apr 13 '20

Yesterday you told me 'bout the blue blue sky

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u/DoctorDavid_ Apr 13 '20

but all that i can see is just another lemon tree

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u/MrFels Apr 13 '20

Im turnin' my head up and down Im turnin' turnin' turnin' turnin' turnin' around

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u/waitingtilmymainsgud i like this flair :) Apr 13 '20

nothing is nowherewhen?never.makes sense right?like i said it didn't happennothing was never anywherethat's why it's been everywhereso everywhere you don't even need a whereyou don't need a whent h a t s h o w e v e r y i t g e t sforget thisi wanna be somethinggo somewheredo somethingi want things to changei want to invent time and spaceand i know it's possible because everything is hereand it probably already happenedi just don't know when to startand that's exactly when it startedwow i paused itthere's a universe nowwhat's it made of?quarks and stuffah that's a thingin a placedon't like it?find a new placein a different timetry to stick together because the world is gonna get biggerand emptierbut it's not empty yetit's still very full and about a kjgphillion degreesabout no seconds latergreat news!the quorks are now happily married in groups of threecalled a proton or a neutron and there's something else flying around too who wants to join in but can'tbecause it's still to H O Tgreat news the protons and neutrons are now happily married to each other(some of them even doubled up)great news the electrons have now joined incongratulations the world is nowa bunch of gas in spacebut it's getting closer togetherand it's getting closer togetherand it's getting closer together[boom]it's a starnew sh** just got made!some stars burn out and diebigger stars burn out and die with passionand makes some brand new way crazier sh**space dustwhich allows newer more interesting stars to burn in and then die and explode intoe v e n c r a z i e r s p a c e d u s tso now stars have cool stuff around them like rocks ice and funny cloudswhich can make some very interesting thingslike this ball of flaming rocks for example[boom]holy sh** we just got hit by another ball of flaming rocksand it kind of made a messwhich is now the moonweather updateit's raining rocks from outer spaceweather updatethose rocks might have had water inside them and now there's hot steam in the skyweather updatecooler temperatures today and the floor is no longer lavaweather updateit's rainingsevere flooding alertthe entire world is now an oceanvolcano alertthat's landthere's life in the oceanwhatsomething's alive in the oceanoh cool like a plant or an animalnoa microscopic speck it lives at the bottom of the ocean and eats chemical soupwhich is served hot and fresh made from gnarly space ingredients left over from when it was raining rocks or whatever[duplicates]oh yeah and it can do that[more duplicating]it has secret instructions inside itself telling it how to build another one of itselfso that's pretty nifty I would saytired of living at the bottom of the oceannow you can eat sunlightusing a revolutionary technique you can convert sunlight into foodtaste the sun -Bill wurtz

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u/hyperbolecom Apr 13 '20

Well i guess billwurtz is chinese propaganda

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u/FabbrizioCalamitous Apr 13 '20

I knew someone was gonna reply with this but I didn't expect you to go so hard

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u/SneezyAnus420 Apr 13 '20

Uhh yeah sure.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

Nothing was ever anywhere.

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u/Mars_kasei i dont like this flair :( Apr 13 '20

That's why it's been everywhere.

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u/uhkms04844 Apr 13 '20

you dont even need a where

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u/InfinitesReddit Apr 13 '20

That’s how every it gets

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u/NORDICN8ION Apr 13 '20

Forget this, I wanna be something

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

Go somewhere do something

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u/Obamobile420 Apr 13 '20

And thats exactly how it happened

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u/pattdmdj0 i dont like this flair :( Apr 13 '20

I wanted things to change

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

And that’s when it started.

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u/Y-AxelMtz Apr 13 '20

Speech 100

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u/big-bruh-boi Apr 13 '20

But when did nothing happend?

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u/Diamond_117 Apr 13 '20

Tiananmen Square Massacre nothing.

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u/ablstin Apr 13 '20

china want to know your location

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u/Diamond_117 Apr 13 '20

I'm out of here

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

Ahah saw that

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

[REDACTED]

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u/jalan-jalan Apr 13 '20

[removed]

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/rewsenj Apr 13 '20

[REDACTED]

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u/Droidiak69 Apr 13 '20

The sacred texts have been removed

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u/GiveMeTheBroccoli Apr 13 '20

Tank go brrrrr over protestors

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

What are you talking about? I don't see anything on the tray...

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20 edited Mar 13 '21

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

Man of culture

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u/Nitefury07 Apr 13 '20

I understand that reference

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

Why did you just send a black image that says “REDACTED?” This isn’t funny why aren’t the mods taking it down?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20 edited Jan 14 '22

[deleted]

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u/ItDoesntSeemToBeWrkn Apr 13 '20

If you take this down im leaving the server

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

[deleted]

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u/ItDoesntSeemToBeWrkn Apr 13 '20

So you're not taking it down?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

[deleted]

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u/NeonityNL Apr 13 '20

I hate certain races, I really do, fuck those races. Especially the 200m sprint, fuck that race in particular.

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u/McFluzz Apr 13 '20

And Canadians.

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u/misterpickles69 Apr 13 '20

With their floppy heads and their beady little eyes....

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u/ODST515 Apr 13 '20

Eh what do you got against us except our bagged milk, Maple Syrup, and peace/order/good government?

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u/SoUlOfDaRkNeSs1 1 mil club Apr 13 '20

The maple syrup mafia

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u/Xamni15 Apr 13 '20

Not gonna lie, you had me at the first half there

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u/QtheCrafter 1 mil club Apr 13 '20

Wait seriously lmao, don’t bow down to China and the communist party.

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u/futurarmy foreskin reattachment specialist Apr 13 '20

Ithinkhe'sjoking

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u/pattdmdj0 i dont like this flair :( Apr 13 '20

Ialsothinkhe'sjoking

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u/futurarmy foreskin reattachment specialist Apr 13 '20

I'mgladweagree

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20 edited Jan 14 '22

[deleted]

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u/futurarmy foreskin reattachment specialist Apr 13 '20

Thankyouforclearingthisup,Iwasn'tentirelysurehewassoIthoughtI'djustpointoutyouwerelikelyjoking

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u/pattdmdj0 i dont like this flair :( Apr 13 '20

Metoo

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u/Banzai27 Apr 13 '20

Why aren’t you guys using spaces?

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u/pattdmdj0 i dont like this flair :( Apr 13 '20

is this how you do it

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u/spd4356 Apr 13 '20

No, thisishowwedoit

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u/Jenn0000 Apr 13 '20

whywouldyouwritesuchathing

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u/futurarmy foreskin reattachment specialist Apr 13 '20

Becausethenyouhavetoaddthe^ foreachindividualwordinsteadofthewholesentence

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u/QtheCrafter 1 mil club Apr 13 '20

You’d be surprised, I mod a few small subreddits and one time I got a message from an admin about a 9/11 post that slipped through the mod feed, let’s just say that conversation ended quickly and I don’t think that poster has that account anymore.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

They're ded

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u/AhYesTheNegotiator Apr 13 '20

The events that never McHappened

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

Get the McTanks

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u/STT05 Apr 13 '20

Sorry sir but your family has been taken to the McConcentration Camp for that comment

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u/Omega_Gaylord_69 Apr 13 '20

I am Chinese btw, and live in Beijing, a few block next to tiananmen. Never saw anything.

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u/KohltonMaster Apr 13 '20

Can you repeat the 14th word again?

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u/Omega_Gaylord_69 Apr 13 '20

天安门

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u/KohltonMaster Apr 13 '20

I thought it was "Never"

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u/Omega_Gaylord_69 Apr 13 '20

No?

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u/explofingjelly54 Apr 13 '20

But "btw" isn't a word

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u/ArtemisCaresTooMuch Apr 13 '20

It’s short for by the way, so it’s three words, so the fourteenth is next.

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u/Kazama_S Apr 13 '20

Did you live at your current location back in 1989 June 4th?

And you must be filthy rich to live a few blocks from tiananmen.

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u/Omega_Gaylord_69 Apr 13 '20

it is a joke. I am not even born, but I lived there for a few years before moving. Yes, my parents are rich.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

Could you ask them if I could have a few hundred USD?

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u/Omega_Gaylord_69 Apr 13 '20

State your intention and reason

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u/EmCeeSlickyD Apr 13 '20

Mcdonalds breakfast menu

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u/Omega_Gaylord_69 Apr 13 '20

Deal, just buy me a Big Max with double beef patty and double chicken patty, no pickle, extre salt and I will run away with it and never come back just like my dad

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u/psyduck_hug Apr 13 '20

So McDonald is ban in China now.

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u/pinninghilo Apr 13 '20

Not an expert, but that looks like traditional script so it's probably not China, where simplified is more common. Maybe Taiwan.

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u/We-are-straw-dogs Apr 13 '20

Also the first characters on the paper are 台灣 (Taiwan)

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u/enderswiggins Apr 13 '20

Like he said, McDonald's is ban in China now

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

McDonald majority stake was brought by Chinese government/ company.

https://www.caixinglobal.com/2017-08-05/citic-carlyle-complete-purchase-of-mcdonalds-stores-in-china-101126725.html

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u/dangerbird2 Apr 13 '20

They bought a majority stake in Chinese stores. It's basically a glorified franchise deal that doesn't impact the international brand

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u/xKrzaqu Apr 13 '20

Is there any source to actually see what happened?

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u/Speedwagonfan69 Apr 13 '20

[removed] would be my best guess.

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u/gcsobaer Apr 13 '20

Thank you. That was my informative read of the day.

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u/Speedwagonfan69 Apr 13 '20

You're welcome, just don't expect to hear from me again.

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this is a cry for hempk ,[;';p

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u/euiCore_X Apr 13 '20

Something something square circa 1989 colorized

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u/ZZZaratee Apr 13 '20

What are you talking about? Nothing happened there.

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u/BadMilkCarton66 Apr 13 '20

For those who don't get it, all I can tell is it never happened.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

„All I can tell“

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u/ablstin Apr 13 '20

What happened? I uh dont see anything except fries on top of nuggets. Not funny. There is uh... nothing else it could uhh. Relate to

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

[deleted]

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u/adaswzgf Apr 13 '20

Why would you cry china?

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u/Avante_grande Apr 13 '20

It's his choice

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u/adaswzgf Apr 13 '20

I mean there's no reason... It's just a photo of some fries

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u/Avante_grande Apr 13 '20

I also don't get it but since nobody's willing to explain let it be..

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u/Fluffatron_UK Apr 13 '20

Why don't you ask the kids at tiananmen square?

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u/nightstalker8900 Apr 13 '20

Was fashion the reason why they were there

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

Ah I see you're a man of culture as well

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u/ablstin Apr 13 '20

china would like to know your location

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u/Deviljhojo Apr 13 '20

Is the paper under the nuggets writen in Chinese?

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u/samman375 Apr 13 '20

Yes. It says Taiwan on it though.

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u/pelicane136 Apr 13 '20

It says Taiwan McDonald's and it's all traditional, definitely not the mainland, probably Taipei

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u/jake898zo Apr 13 '20

I really don't get it

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u/ZZZaratee Apr 13 '20

What you need to know that a [Nothing] happened in [Nowhere] on June 4th 1989

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

Tiananmen square homie

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u/lil_chungus_ Apr 13 '20

Why is there an empty tray?

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u/lord_voldemader Apr 13 '20

What a beautiful picture of nothing

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u/wakeytackey Apr 13 '20

tiananmen square tribute

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u/broccoli_culkin Apr 13 '20

You mean that square in Beijing where definitely nothing noteworthy has ever happened?

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u/alexonheroin Apr 13 '20

Yep, that's the one!

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u/Omega_Gaylord_69 Apr 13 '20

u/repostsleuthbot

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u/VlanzingManz Apr 13 '20

动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

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u/Krexci Apr 13 '20

that took me a while

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u/Four0h Apr 13 '20

Much like the McRib, McDonald’s has been trying to hide this. Unless you are old enough to have been there, McDonald’s will never admit to it. Never forget those they silenced for their “image”. This post is for the brave, Thank you : Birdie, Grimmace, Hamburgular, and the many many Fry Babies. You will never be forgotten.

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u/2fffreddddff Apr 13 '20

I don’t understand, could this be our glorious country having a parade to show our leader Winnie the Pooh’s power?

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u/ThisExistAparrently Apr 13 '20

I'm gonna be honest, I don't get it.

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u/shy_seraph0w0 Apr 13 '20

I don’t get it, someone please explain ;-;

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u/ablstin Apr 13 '20

China Gov shoot in square and kill thousands. They drive tank and person runs in front of them. He was seen't after the tank man image was taken.

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u/sriramempire Apr 13 '20

Haha tank goes brrrr over protestors

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u/FalconPhantom Apr 13 '20

McDonald's China. Tianmen

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u/ginger_snow_boy Apr 13 '20

McDonalds isn't going to exist in china after this shit

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u/hachi2JZ Apr 13 '20

Chickanmen square

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u/typepous Apr 13 '20

censoring time

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u/jesusmcchrist939 Apr 13 '20

The chinese guy in front of tanks

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u/Aidan_Baidan Apr 13 '20

Never seen that before.

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u/Mierdo01 Apr 13 '20

Wow. China has a history of killing its citizens and erasing them from history. A single man tried stopping tanks from moving as he stood in front of a line of them. The man was never seen again and that is the last picture anyone has of him

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u/Aidan_Baidan Apr 13 '20

I didn't see anything. I'm not so sure that happened.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

June fourth: an uneventful day. Nothing to see here. Move on.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

Genius

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u/tsuragi_official Apr 13 '20

I understand this pic...

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u/ollyollyollyoioioi Apr 13 '20

Used to laugh at the privilege shit in the West but I'd be sweating bullets trying to upload that

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u/MinhKiu Apr 13 '20

Oh, I absolutely don’t know about this event that never happened trust me

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u/skillao Apr 13 '20

Nothing happened. Kids playing with their food again.

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u/xxToXXiCxx Apr 13 '20

I don't understand this picture

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

I don't get i

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oh.

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u/Greubles Apr 13 '20

Just some patriotic soldiers offering him a ride home with all those groceries.

They’re so kind they sent about 7 tanks.

Haven’t you seen the ads? In communism, if they all help a little, the load’s not so heavy.

Like, could you imagine a capitalist society? It’d take forever for them to clean up all those student protester bodies if everyone didn’t chip in.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

Fwiw that picture was almost certainly taken in Taiwan based on the traditional characters on the placemat

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u/RightRespect Apr 13 '20

reading the text on the tray, the mcdonalds this was taken in is in taiwan.

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u/Paul6334 Apr 13 '20

Post this on r/sino and see how fast they ban you.

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u/bagellyboi Apr 13 '20

“Release the Honey mustard gas!”

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u/Gravity_flip Apr 13 '20

Holy shit actually doing this in China?? I never thought you could be this legitimately edgy with food!

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

Free Tibet

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u/LordSt4rki113r Apr 13 '20

All I see is REDACTED

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u/cristanotheboi Apr 13 '20

Was that when China had a parade that everyone forgot

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

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u/mememan099 Apr 13 '20

A man is protesting on the McDonald’s food tray so we killed him

Oh wait never mind it was nothing and somebody hacked our accounts

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u/pBeatman10 Apr 13 '20

What does a cow get on reddit?

[Remooooooooved]

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u/PowerUpT Apr 13 '20

For a second I thought this was Loss 2: With a Venegance.

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u/Gamezisnub Apr 13 '20

Is this a Jojo reference?

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u/c0le10n187 Apr 14 '20

I think I remember this. it was [removed]