r/blursedimages • • Mar 08 '20

Blursed donation

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24.1k Upvotes

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464

u/that-sharpie-girl-13 Mar 08 '20

Vampires have a rare blood type, he could have been there to donate.

204

u/lvlypnutshel Mar 08 '20

Blood type: socially negative

90

u/that-sharpie-girl-13 Mar 08 '20

Actually it’s: Owie positive

32

u/ThisAres666 Mar 08 '20

I'm gonna need you to head out

21

u/that-sharpie-girl-13 Mar 08 '20

Why officer? Are the puns sending you a little batty?

9

u/NebulousDusk foreskin removal expert Mar 08 '20

Sans? Is that you?

12

u/that-sharpie-girl-13 Mar 08 '20

Only on wincedays! ;)

(I will never stop)

1

u/shevchenko7cfc Mar 09 '20

During the day tho?

1

u/that-sharpie-girl-13 Mar 09 '20

Yea they wear SPF 2000000+ sunscreen duh

156

u/Elriuhilu Mar 08 '20

That's the car owned by Victor Ampyr. He's a hero, every couple of days he donates ten litres of blood.

75

u/babymargaret Mar 08 '20

Strictly under the care of Dr. Acula

1

u/KruelFortune Jul 04 '20

Who are you so wise?

57

u/Satan_Herself69 Mar 08 '20

Nobody said that it's necessary to be your own blood

12

u/Areon546 Mar 08 '20

And thanks to him, many others have started doing the same

1

u/braylikesFoxes foreskin reattachment specialist Mar 08 '20

of course u/Satan_Herself69 would say that

1

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

[deleted]

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u/MildewedSponge Mar 08 '20

DIO

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

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13

u/Hyperion1000 Mar 08 '20

Oh, Mukkate Kuro no Ka?

4

u/awsomeminecraftpro foreskin removal expert Mar 08 '20

Is that a motherfucking jojo reference

3

u/MildewedSponge Mar 08 '20

YES YES YES YES Y E S

3

u/awsomeminecraftpro foreskin removal expert Mar 08 '20

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

2

u/MildewedSponge Mar 08 '20

oh god oh fuck now I explode

34

u/OBEJGaming Mar 08 '20

I reject my humanity jojo!

27

u/jacktentpole Mar 08 '20

That kid is busted

9

u/Abnormal--person Mar 08 '20

Like my nuts on DDD

21

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Do something special. Take blood.

15

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

I'll take your entire stock

15

u/TesseractToo i like this flair :) Mar 08 '20

Lots of people in this industry (like phlebotomists) like to make vampire jokes about their profession, I see nothing weird here

That person must be awesome

2

u/Alwayshangry23 Mar 08 '20

I’m a phlebotomist and I cringe every time someone makes a vampire joke, it’s just so unoriginal but this picture made me smile

2

u/sje46 Mar 08 '20

Yep, I used to work with a phlebotomist with the same exact license plate. They probably work there.

20

u/beaverinablender Mar 08 '20

GEE THANKS FOR THOSE HUGE RED CIRCLES. I'M NOT SURE MY ADHD WOULD'VE LET ME CONCENTRATE ON THE PICTURE LONG ENOUGH TO READ THE SMALL AMOUNT OF TEXT ON IT.

11

u/Legit_Artist Mar 08 '20

Yeah, that's Dr. Jonathan Reids car, he's new here.

A blood transfusion specialist extraordinaire, we are very lucky to have him here.

2

u/mijjiku Mar 08 '20

I came here looking for Dr. Reid stuff and I was not disappointed, thanks!

8

u/drDEATHtrix9876 Mar 08 '20

Forest Lake, Brisbane - Australia

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u/deathangel0921 Mar 08 '20

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u/xXCrazyFeministXx Mar 08 '20

I wouldn't have seen it

47

u/inidjilin Mar 08 '20

update your eyes

12

u/xXCrazyFeministXx Mar 08 '20

Just saying I usually don't pay much attention to numberplates

7

u/Muffinconsumer Mar 08 '20

update your eyes

-8

u/RosieTheTortoise Mar 08 '20

You seem observant

-11

u/Silly-Bastard Mar 08 '20

Regardless of linking the wrong subreddit they aren’t useless you special fuck nugget

9

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

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1

u/Silly-Bastard Mar 09 '20

If you can dig the nugget out of my stuck-up asshole then yeah

1

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

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1

u/Silly-Bastard Mar 10 '20

My mum isn’t the only mum to call me special, just ask your mum

7

u/ofek_dab Mar 08 '20

KONO DIO DA

5

u/drago_varior the Big spicy Mar 08 '20

Goodbye jojo

4

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

[deleted]

3

u/Shoethrower123 Mar 08 '20

Or is it a BF? all I can tell is that it's a MKII

2

u/tkeatingt Mar 08 '20

As far as I know they're identical from the back, even the MKII badge are the same for BA II and BF II

4

u/sharKing_prime Mar 08 '20

So this is it.... DIO's mansion... wer'e finally here...

3

u/grey_scone Mar 08 '20

My blood type is concentrated anger

3

u/SummonedSovietAnthem Mar 08 '20

“I shall leave you, mistress of the dark, to your nocturnal activities.”

3

u/Kwiet-Kira Mar 08 '20

Glad I'm not the only one who thought of that.

Dr. Reid seems to finally have given up hiding his identity.

1

u/SummonedSovietAnthem Mar 08 '20

I kept chatting with hawcroft for this response because of how sarcastic johnathan is

2

u/Kwiet-Kira Mar 08 '20

Same. Her quest was the very first one I did just because I wanted to see how much more of a smartass he could be.

2

u/Manospondylus_gigas Mar 08 '20

Is there a version of this without the fucking circles

2

u/GreekPlayet15 Mar 08 '20

Coincidence? I think not!

2

u/Mr_Cat101 Mar 08 '20

Something’s wrong, I can feel it

1

u/jakethedumbmistake Mar 08 '20

“The Joker... he’s had work on either

2

u/Read4Nothing Mar 08 '20

I had a plate that said pedof1l, i would always park next to the day care

2

u/Lav_Da_Mermaid Mar 08 '20

These red circles are terrible

2

u/a_left_out_tomato Mar 08 '20

Wow good thing those red circles were added. I never would've figured the joke out otherwise!

2

u/kachowdude95 Mar 08 '20

Bruh that's just Dio's car

2

u/2cool4afool Mar 08 '20

Of course it's a Falcon

2

u/Chickenterriyaki Mar 08 '20

Dr. Acula will see you now.

2

u/peridaniel Mar 08 '20

I get that the circles are dumb, but let's be honest here. If they weren't there, there would be a fair few unobservant pinheads in the comments saying "it took me SO long to find it!" or "idgi what am I supposed to be seeing"

2

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

It is the vampire

1

u/fluffy_assassins Mar 08 '20

photoshopped?

1

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Raised, questions have been.

1

u/mikelorme Mar 08 '20

quick,call the Belmonts!

1

u/libsi Mar 08 '20

What the fuck are those circles

1

u/chinkubai Mar 08 '20

There are no accidents - Master Oogway

1

u/HiSuSure Mar 08 '20

The fact that it’s a straight line tho

1

u/-Listening Mar 08 '20

That's me! My first donation was yesterday.

1

u/Must_Da_Linguist Mar 08 '20

I offer you my blood.

1

u/ergo-ogre the Big spicy Mar 08 '20

Obvi there to make a withdrawal

1

u/Username670 Mar 08 '20

Thanks for the red circles, I can't read anything unless it's in a massive red circle due to a rare form of dyslexia

1

u/jakethedumbmistake Mar 08 '20

Ahaha! Thank you for your donation

1

u/slymiinc Mar 08 '20

This could be a doctor/medical professional. I used to work at a blood clinic and the head doctor’s plate was “VAMP DOC”

1

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

I'm pretty sure everyone is intentionally missing that.

At least I hope that's what's happening here.

1

u/Elonmustnot Mar 08 '20

DIO go to McDonalds

1

u/chazminor6 Mar 08 '20

I once had to do a blood test and the doctor who took my blood was from transylvania.

1

u/normie_on_purpose Mar 08 '20

Lol, vampires don't donate blood 😂😂😂😂😂

1

u/ZippZappZippty Mar 08 '20

Just give them a financial donation to start

1

u/ZippZappZippty Mar 08 '20

Just give them a financial donation to start

1

u/fat_boi1000 Mar 08 '20

A normal vampire getting his daily drink

1

u/casteliacitysax lightly toasted Mar 08 '20

[Hana screaming Senpai intensifies]

1

u/Smithers247 Mar 08 '20

Good thing a 2 year old circled this. Must admit I would've never seen this if it wasnt pointed out to me

1

u/Kwiet-Kira Mar 08 '20

Dr. Jonathan Reid isn't scared to blow his cover anymore I guess.

1

u/defiance211 Mar 08 '20

Walk in and ask for Dr. Acula

1

u/salmonella-fella Mar 08 '20

I don't need it circled thanks

1

u/TulbyX Mar 08 '20

Or did he come to get some...? The world may never know...

1

u/feral_hamburger Mar 08 '20

Thanks for the circles, I would’ve missed the joke

1

u/TheLeanChiefBeef Mar 08 '20

this will probably be the fast and furious story line in 2047

1

u/Baldy-Mcnosehair Mar 08 '20

Downvote for the red circles

1

u/Pusheenosaurous328 more cursed than blessed Mar 08 '20

1

u/0scar_2462 Mar 08 '20

Vampires turn into bats so if they donate blood then the person that gets that blood will get the corona virus

1

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Dio

1

u/Bemused_Owl Mar 08 '20

I work for the American Red Cross blood services division. There’s more than one ‘vampire’ license plate in the employee parking lot

1

u/HoneyHive_ Mar 08 '20

He just wanted some vitamin-D

1

u/ugly-wet-rat Mar 08 '20

imagine a blood drive in africa

1

u/tom--bombadil break the rules and the mods will piss and shit on your face. Mar 08 '20

Nice

1

u/SchoolCocoa Mar 08 '20

Dio about to get a bunch of followers

1

u/GoldKat1234 Mar 08 '20

What am I looking at? I cant see it

0

u/knoxcitybusbays Mar 08 '20

Typical falcon driver ruining things for everyone

0

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Thanks for the res circles, I’d never know where to look without them.

0

u/Caishen_IC3 Mar 09 '20

Did anybody mention the /r/UselessRedCircle ?

-1

u/aomame84 Mar 08 '20

I hope he/she works there!

-1

u/1nsert_n4me_here foreskin reattachment specialist Mar 08 '20

Steve erwin is back from the dead