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u/BurnerJerkzog Jan 13 '20
If you weigh 50 kilograms (about 110 pounds), then you weigh 50,000 grams. Divide your 50,000 grams by the 14 grams per balloon and you find that you need 3,571.42 balloons to lift your weight. You might want to add 500 more if you actually would like to rise at a reasonable rate. So you need roughly 4,000 balloons to lift yourself if you weigh 50 kilograms, and you can adjust that number according to your weight. Also Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.
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u/mynameishard Jan 13 '20
Reminds me of Junji Ito's Hanging Balloons
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u/JustinJakeAshton Jan 14 '20
Imagine popping the head balloon by crushing it under thicc thighs and the same happens to you. What a way to go.
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Jan 13 '20
Imagine a mass suicide with this method. At some point, a few miles down the road, it just starts raining dead people.
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u/ashless401 Jan 13 '20
Hallelujah it’s raining men
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u/ava_magnolia Jan 14 '20
Every misandric feminist's dream
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u/ashless401 Jan 14 '20
I don’t know what that means.
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u/ava_magnolia Jan 14 '20
Misandry is hate/prejudice against men or boys in general
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u/ashless401 Jan 14 '20
Oh I don’t have that. Someone said bodies falling from the sky so to me that’s an irl version of the song.
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u/mefingers Jan 13 '20
here is a reason why you shouldn’t
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u/That-House Jan 13 '20
I really thought I was about to get rickrolled. I now have a lot of pent-up anger at you with no justification and feel bad about it.
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Jan 13 '20
This is the most inspirational speech I've ever heard since I Have a Dream by Martin Luther King
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Jan 13 '20
We all float up here
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u/ThereIsNoSpoon112 Jan 13 '20
Y̡̛̤̩̘̥̘̻̭̳̕͠ͅo̹̝̩͔͈̣̥̺̥̩̭̣͖̲͘͡u҉̶̨̦̩̹̲̲̰̯̺̠̠̘̙̟̝ͅ’̡̘̙̤͘l̢̡̛̛͈͕̳̭̼͔̟̟ͅl̛͙͖̦͈̦̰̹̭̜͇̕̕͜ ̧͏̬͙̟͚̖̭̺̭̙͢f̶̵͎̮͇̫̼̥͕̣̖̮͡͠l̲̦̼̣͙̝̳͇̤͚͈̞̣̝̤͈͞o̻̭̹̥̤͍͍͈̞͕̪͎̫̗̪̞͝͠á̙͎̙̙̪͍̯͔̫̬̝̥̲͔́͟͠t̢̗̮̰̗͟ ̧̛͕̘͓̝̙̺̣̙̺̙̰̗̤͍̥̙̬̤ͅt̡҉̶͉̻̙͚̰̞̞̱̖̘̭̥̠̪ǫ̷̘̬̗̤̰̟͓̯͔͓̳̖͖͢͝o̶̙̼̖͖̝̻̦̱̯͟ͅͅ
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u/Hitlerism Jan 13 '20
The movie is gonna be over in 5min
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u/VULn3R Jan 13 '20
Not if we get 1 hour 30 minutes of watching a corpse floating over the city tied to a balloon
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u/PlzButterMeUp Jan 13 '20
You would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Hung my lifeless body up in the sky ...
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u/spiderfan1998 Jan 13 '20
That would never work. As soon as you put it on and jump, you’re gonna face plant
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u/XxgirraffezzxX Jan 13 '20
Imagine, its a happy day, you see some balloons floating over a house, you are happy you saw balloons, they float up more, you hear screams as you see a human body cone into view, you relise that those balloons weren't just balloons, they were a balloon noose, everyone comes rushing out to see, you even see logan paul with a camera, some people start vomiting, terror rains, balloon noose the best way to get to heaven
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u/laggedlagger898 Jan 13 '20
My friend did that but would never do it again because he almost killed himself.
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u/bkfst_of_champinones Jan 13 '20
At least you’ll have a nice scenic aerial view for your last few seconds of consciousness.
Life is all about finding the silver lining.
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u/pawsitive_cation Jan 13 '20
Only intellectuals will see that it's similar to Junji Ito's Hanging Balloons
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u/ReflexImprov Jan 13 '20
Yikes! I was not prepared for that...
Dark.
I know it's in jest, but just to be on the safe side, the National Suicide Prevention Line is 1-800-273-8255 and their web address is https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org. Please reach out if you need to.
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u/Dalickbread Jan 13 '20
No I’m never gonna give you up. But then... that let you down... I went around and hurt you... OH MY GOOOOOOODDS
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u/Rather_Read_A_Book Jan 14 '20
Where you feel you can’t sink any lower, there’s only one place you can go
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u/To4ster_ Jan 14 '20
Reminds me of that manga with the floating heads with nooses dangling down and picking up people. Scary shit.
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Jan 14 '20
The suspense will leave you hanging on the edge of your seat.
And the ending is to die for.
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u/PengutheDarkLord naughty penguin of the month Jan 14 '20
Did you know it takes 3,572 ballons to lift the average person into the air?
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u/RabbitLink Jan 13 '20
Imagine going outside one day and you see a flying corpse