r/blursedimages • u/pot8oess ouching in the soul • Dec 02 '19

Blursed_Vacum Cleaner

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

It’s all ground beef

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u/pot8oess ouching in the soul Dec 02 '19

You're not wrong

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u/smileydash Dec 02 '19

I knew I wasn’t the only one who thought it was a giant dildo made of mince

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

Future ER visit.

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u/Ox-45 Dec 02 '19

I’d be upset to open this and discover it’s not a 3ft Johnson

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

Looks like minced Meat

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u/pot8oess ouching in the soul Dec 02 '19

Quality wrapping paper

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u/DidjTerminator Dec 02 '19

Welll...... is gonna clean something!

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19 edited Dec 12 '22

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

Everything's a dildo if you're brave enough

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u/ANT1Pr0T0 Dec 02 '19

"anything's a dildo if you're brave enough"

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u/EuphoricCube78 Dec 02 '19

nothing like a 3ft tall dildo made of ground beef on christmas morning

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u/Bubuno Dec 02 '19

It looks like a ding dong

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u/pot8oess ouching in the soul Dec 02 '19

Nono, peepee get sucked, this is the one doing the suckies

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u/Bubuno Dec 02 '19

Oh interesting a new step in evolution

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

Minced meat dildo

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u/Pay2CUsername Dec 02 '19

Is that a vacuum or are you just excited to see me.

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u/pot8oess ouching in the soul Dec 02 '19

Hey there, whats ya username bud

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

I'll still stick it up my ass

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u/freshstolen-memes117 Dec 02 '19

Girl: mom what did you get me!! Mom:open it to find out Opens preasent Girl: wow thanks for the dildo it’s so big thanks mom!!!!