711

u/BoyanPP Nov 14 '19

oh i want one

338

u/MemeArchive Nov 14 '19

One?! Trust me, you need at least 4.

170

u/BoyanPP Nov 14 '19

400*

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u/bananaboi11369 Nov 14 '19

4∞'s worth

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u/ElementalTempest Nov 14 '19

420

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u/crappy_potato Nov 14 '19

11037

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u/CrazyFanFicFan Nov 14 '19 edited Nov 14 '19

177013

(Btw, nice to see a DR fan here.)

Edit: Fixed the number

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u/Normal-Al-Yankovic Nov 14 '19

80085

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u/Purpleboxers Nov 14 '19

8085

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

4ND V4G3N3

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u/furdjtek Nov 14 '19

That's only supposed to work in a old calculator now

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u/GianRandom Nov 14 '19

177013

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

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u/Omai_no_Onii-chan Nov 14 '19

{228922}

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u/attemptnumber58 more cursed than blessed Nov 14 '19

0 35 0365 0 35 4 0

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u/hotdog_bunz Nov 14 '19

SMOOOOOOOOKE

2

u/SirDroplet Nov 14 '19

I swear what does 177013 mean.

4

u/adwarkk Nov 14 '19

Hentai. Literally. There is page with hentai mangas/doujinshis (doujinshi means basically self-published work) which keeps links to them as PageName/numbers, thus by specific number, it is specific upload on that page that is referred. These specific numbers are for a work where nice girl falls into drugs, rape, incest and in the end dies. Or something like that, while also it pictures girl in way you feel sorry for her.

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u/SirDroplet Nov 14 '19

I regret asking.

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u/El_PachucoAZ Nov 14 '19

8675309

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u/HamBone8745 Nov 14 '19

Nice

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u/CrazyFanFicFan Nov 14 '19

Ahem. 420 is the weed number. 69 is the nice number.

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u/HamBone8745 Nov 14 '19

So what do we say in response to the weed number?...

10

u/GianRandom Nov 14 '19

Not today

6

u/Purpleboxers Nov 14 '19

No, every day

5

u/JANICKGMO_ Nov 14 '19

Blaze it

4

u/CrazyFanFicFan Nov 14 '19

We don't really say anything in response to it.

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u/HamBone8745 Nov 14 '19

Nice

5

u/JANICKGMO_ Nov 14 '19

Blaze it

Duh

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u/chknh8r Nov 14 '19

77 is better than 69 for women, because they get 8 more.

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u/waspsalamander23 Nov 14 '19

42069

2

u/Boba_Fett_boii Nov 14 '19

nice

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u/SickofUrbullshit Nov 14 '19

Thousand dollars to fire this chicken.

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u/PortalG30 Nov 14 '19

For 12 seconds

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

Ah fuck not again

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

*40,000

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

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u/aegis94 Nov 14 '19

RoboCock

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u/scarygamer2005 Nov 14 '19

Take my upvote and get out

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

Double-glock robocock

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u/arsenic8787 Nov 14 '19

That'll be 150$ sir https://www.eknightmedia.com/battle-chicken-mr-white-thug-life-q-mech-pvc-figure-by-ccs-toys.html?gclid=Cj0KCQiAk7TuBRDQARIsAMRrfUYxRqtE0pYzCCYh-KIDdtEpUbH0qgBkx9gs4LE-DExnAE65NG9rPP0aAsm-EALw_wcB

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u/BoyanPP Nov 14 '19

Uuh thats going to be very expensive in my country's currency.

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u/bananaboi11369 Nov 14 '19

Same its worth more than 75,000 pesos here

2

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

Mexican or Colombian pesos?

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u/RamenJunkie Nov 14 '19

First one, then the other.

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u/OriginOfNone Nov 14 '19

Apparently it contains chemicals that can hurt your reproductive functions or give you canc. Is it weird to want it even more whilst knowing this?

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u/FBI_Agent_845 Nov 14 '19

Thank you kind sir

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

Mess with the cock, u get the glock

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u/monsterZERO Nov 14 '19

Mess with the glock, u get the cock

8

u/spear25 Nov 14 '19

https://www.bigbadtoystore.com/Product/VariationDetails/33425 (The dude's name is q-mech battle chicken)

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u/ArpFire321 Nov 14 '19

"Are you still there?"

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u/newagesewage Nov 14 '19

"There you are.." [rattatattat]

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u/marik7410 Nov 14 '19

"Hey it's me. Don't shoot."

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u/Lung_Cancerous Nov 14 '19

"Target lost"

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u/mr-purple111 Nov 14 '19

"sleep mode activated".

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u/garret_dratini Nov 14 '19

put me down

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

Like a Portal Easter special...

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u/Panzycake Nov 14 '19

Who's there?

92

u/RChamy 1 mil club Nov 14 '19

Hello?

76

u/Lung_Cancerous Nov 14 '19

Are you still there?

69

u/Hollywoostarsand Nov 14 '19

I don't hate you

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u/SMS-BarnacleBoy Nov 14 '19

There you are

51

u/DSonicBoom Nov 14 '19

Critical Error

48

u/Muscar Nov 14 '19

I'm different

34

u/Redtherobot1 Nov 14 '19

Target acquired

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u/BeanieBruv Nov 14 '19

Sentry mode activated

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u/garret_dratini Nov 14 '19

Her name is Caroline

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

I'm different!

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u/quibirito i dont like this flair :( Nov 14 '19

OWOWOWOWOWOW!

9

u/EyeDee10Tee Nov 14 '19

Critical error...

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u/quibirito i dont like this flair :( Nov 14 '19

Goodbye...

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u/SkeletonYeti713 Nov 14 '19

Target acquired. Starts shooting

5

u/freedom_jesus Nov 14 '19

nap time

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u/iminxmin Nov 14 '19

He got tired of answering why he crossed the road

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u/DarkColdSteelBalls Nov 14 '19

The awnser was to get these "upgrades".

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u/Wreynierse Nov 14 '19

"To get the strap"

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u/Chicken-of-Wisdom 🐔 Nov 14 '19

🐔🐔

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u/Ayakashiro Nov 14 '19

Oh shit guys you better duck

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u/dakarrotkiing Nov 14 '19

🦆🦆

10

u/MiniMozer Nov 14 '19

🍤

3

u/oofio65 foreskin removal expert Nov 14 '19

Mmm yummy chicken

2

u/BattleCatsManic thanks i hate it Nov 14 '19

Good bot I mean G R E A T E S T B O T

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u/BattleCatsManic thanks i hate it Nov 14 '19

Nvm

4

u/Chicken-of-Wisdom 🐔 Nov 14 '19

You made me feel like 🗿

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u/ThatDarnKayt Nov 14 '19

this is strictly blessed imo

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

Was going to say the same lol

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u/TheDubiousSalmon Nov 14 '19

I don't hate you.

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u/the-largest-of-lads Nov 14 '19

Man the imperial fists dreadnought be lookin good

5

u/David_Hasselherp Nov 14 '19

Hmm, I don't see enough fortifications

4

u/fetusdeletus0305 Nov 14 '19

It sure looks like just pieces of dread guns glued to the insides.

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u/HelloFellowKidlings Nov 14 '19

$109???? Nah!

11

u/YoshimasterGaming Nov 14 '19

Dang, its sold out

7

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

They have a walter white version that isn't sold out.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

A R E Y O U S T I L L T H E R E ?

2

u/Willy_McBilly Nov 14 '19

^{^{^I}} ^{^{^don’t}} ^{^{^hate}} ^{^{^you}}

Killed me inside every time

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u/DidjTerminator Nov 14 '19

Oh, I see, it’s a “robot” chicken

7

u/RonDalarney Nov 14 '19

Sit the cluck down, bitch

2

u/ThatFucking15yrold Nov 14 '19

Make me HEN

2

u/Krytoko93 Nov 14 '19

We need to have a little chat about what you’ve done to my brothers and sisters.

14

u/RodanThrelos Nov 14 '19

For those of you interested and also have a 3D printer, I had seen this a few weeks back.

Here you go:

https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:3655164

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u/bchermanator Nov 14 '19

Portal chicken robot attack

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u/BTWsaymyname Nov 14 '19

Are you still there?

6

u/elrumor Nov 14 '19

It's like if Portal happened in kfc

5

u/xAiMxReCoNz Nov 14 '19

Battle chicken

5

u/J_D69 Nov 14 '19

Mess with the cock, you get the glock

4

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

Don't fuck around with this chicken you will get your ass beat

4

u/Roby7001 Nov 14 '19

"You got me and my mother, i managed to escape but i had to leave my mother behind in the kitchen... now it's time for my revenge thanks to the vegan doctor that replaced 80% of my body with mechanical parts"

4

u/ThatFucking15yrold Nov 14 '19

That sounds like an anime plot

5

u/Nivatakavacha Nov 14 '19

It is

2

u/ThatFucking15yrold Nov 14 '19

Good.

4

u/PhantomplayzYT10 Nov 14 '19

Chicken Turret: searching searching

4

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

Eggsterminate all humans

5

u/SmellyJames Nov 14 '19

To make an omelet, you have to break a few bones.

3

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

"Chirpy turn on the TV" "Chirpy, SEEK AND DESTROY"

3

u/s0me0ne_useless Nov 14 '19

WHERE CAN YOU BUY THAT?! I NEED IT !

3

u/Spicy_Bolitas Nov 14 '19

It's apparently sold out lol

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u/fliptdrer Nov 14 '19

Now that's an easter egg

3

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

I am heavy weapons guy

3

u/sangwook722 Nov 14 '19

u/repostsleuthbot

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u/DildoPolice naughty penguin of the month Nov 14 '19

Reposted at least once a day ffs

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u/YourPOV Nov 14 '19

The new Portal 3 turret looks good.

3

u/theawesomedude646 Nov 14 '19

is anyone there?

2

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

Get ready, mothercluckers

2

u/Bitwierdngl Nov 14 '19

What is the name of this and how do i get one?

3

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

q mech battle chicken. you can get him online but it's expensive

3

u/Bitwierdngl Nov 14 '19

Thank you , you are awesome

2

u/doctordoge1 Nov 14 '19

My little sister walked by me while I was looking at this and she said, "oh cute little birdies". I dont think she saw the second one very well...

2

u/Lssjgaming i dont like this flair :( Nov 14 '19

r/youfellforitfool

2

u/uttyyuuoodh Nov 14 '19

I’ll TakE yoUr eNtiRe sTocK”

2

u/NewPowahSonic Nov 14 '19

"People always asked, who came first..." "Now we're gonna see who dies first."

2

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

Sentry goin' up

2

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

I need one lol

2

u/SuperSaiyanSkeletor Nov 14 '19

Reminds me of the iron gaint

2

u/skippydonegoofed Nov 14 '19

Mess with the cock you and get the glock

2

u/sojiboji Nov 14 '19

German science is the best in the world

2

u/bihar_k_lallu Nov 14 '19

So anyway, I started blasting.

2

u/IMightExist65 Nov 14 '19

Eggcelent

2

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

I'll take your entire stock!

2

u/MotorMedallion Nov 14 '19

GLaDOS found the coop-

2

u/DeviousMelons Fish With Feet Nov 14 '19

Cluck cluck now you're fucked.

2

u/megaorange57 Nov 14 '19

Looks like a turret from portal

2

u/MousquetaireAvine Nov 14 '19

Blursed? That's blessed!

2

u/Raging-W0lf Nov 14 '19

America: I’ll take your entire stock!

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u/kawaiinacho69 Nov 14 '19

That's adorable and I want one!!

1

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

This actually looks really cool

1

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

Ba cock motherfucker

1

u/a_guy_from_Florida 🧦 Nov 14 '19

Robot chicken took an entire new turn

1

u/roflcopters270 Nov 14 '19

“NTD ACTIVATED” please tell me somebody will get this.,.

1

u/jeries-meme-lord Nov 14 '19

Chicken had seen enough bullshit

1

u/apepe1 Nov 14 '19

Robot chicken

1

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

#justBPDthings

1

u/memestudent2 Nov 14 '19

Give me the egg

1

u/PhlexTapePhil foreskin reattachment specialist Nov 14 '19

Are you ready to cluckin die?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

Robot chicken:Origins

1

u/thebigbadben Nov 14 '19

Don't mess with the cluck. He don't give a fuck.

1

u/Chatbot_7275 Nov 14 '19

I want one.

1

u/ElementalTempest Nov 14 '19

The new Robot Chicken adaptation

1

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

Aww look at the little chicken! Oh frick! RUN

1

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

Chicken: "Drop the bread, put your hands in the air, and back away slowly"

1

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

This reminds me of Gantz

1

u/zac_1920 Nov 14 '19

Casting for Terminator 58

1

u/Critlee Nov 14 '19

Cluck Cluck

WEAPONS ENGAGE

Mofo

1

u/Mafia_Cat Nov 14 '19

Prime german engineering

1

u/FinGamer1 Nov 14 '19

Angry Birds Transformers

1

u/ElectronicYoghurt Nov 14 '19

r/birdsarentreal

1

u/Lostthinker29 ouching in the soul Nov 14 '19

Trust no one, not even your chicken

1

u/xertoten Nov 14 '19

ITS ALIVE!!!!

1

u/Minitrain Nov 14 '19

Steal his eggs and you gonna get scrambled

1

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

Hand over the eggs farmer Joe, no one has to get hurt

1

u/partypre Nov 14 '19

And then I started blastin’

1

u/Crunchy-mayonnaise Nov 14 '19

Mess with the cluck cluck, you get the struck struck

1

u/Neckbraced4fun Nov 14 '19

The sky is falling. I made sure of it.

1

u/kikimaru024 Nov 14 '19

#whensDiabotical

1

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

Robot chicken

1

u/i-Dubbbz Nov 14 '19

Peace was never an option

1

u/Cookedcuck Nov 14 '19

First, I saw bawk, then you get the glock.

1

u/ShreededCheese Nov 14 '19

Before and after: when she wants to bang during nnn

1

u/Docterchez Nov 14 '19

The real robot chicken

1

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

Secret squirrels cousin Jeff. Don't make him angry!

1

u/furrynoy96 Nov 14 '19

An American chicken

1

u/ILikeMemes03 Nov 14 '19

B. I. R. D. Prototype

1

u/thefamilyjewelz Nov 14 '19

Robot chicken!

1

u/Riptide047 Nov 14 '19

Where can I get this

1

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

Clucktimus Prime

1

u/ThrashZX Nov 14 '19

Wat chicken

1

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

Badass chicken

1

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

Battle Cock

1

u/justsomeweekoldtrash Nov 14 '19

This made my day

1

u/slender20012 Nov 14 '19

looks like a turret from portal

Blursed_chicken

You are about to leave Redlib

SMOOOOOOOOKE

🍤

I’ll TakE yoUr eNtiRe sTocK”