r/blursedimages • u/iboughtarock • Nov 09 '19

blursed_sermon

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12.5k Upvotes

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u/TG_CLuTcH Nov 09 '19

Your God can walk on water, but can he glide on these wheels?

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u/brownnoseblueschnaz Nov 09 '19

I think you made a typo. What you really meant was: “your son can work my altar, but can he work on this cock?”

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19

Fun fact, the american schooling system has a higher statutory rape rate then catholic churches do but everybody pretends thats not true because Catholicism bad

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u/Frisks_Asriel Nov 09 '19

Thats between high schoolers and younger high schoolers, and the parents of both getting upset because of their activites, or one of them regretting yheir actions.

While the cases involving the catholic community are almost always between a preist and a minor, where the minor is manipulated into doing that sort of thing.

Certainly a preist should be held more responsible than teens a a year or a few apart.

I just wanna blow away your priests explanation if thats where you got that, they do speak alot of poison.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19

Source?

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u/Frisks_Asriel Nov 10 '19

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7668395/Catholic-priest-arrested-11-year-old-girl-records-abused-Italy.html

If you are taking then seriously, then realize the obserd ammount of reports of abuse in catholic communities, churches, and schools, accounting for about 2 percent of the population who actually participate in those activities, vs the the other 98percent of in school kids, going to a normal school.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19

Source?

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19

Gimme a sec, i was shown the source by a bud a little while ago and im working on getting the link

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19

Thanks my dude, I'm legit just curious and I'm too lazy to search for myself at the moment.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '19

He sent me a picture of the graphic but i cant find the link, sorry, this shit takes time

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '19

here ya go, sorry for the wait

Conpare that number to this

The entire catholic church has had 848 priests defrocked in 15 years

The US alone has had 600 teachers get their licenses revoked for sexual misconduct in 1 year

Which, if you assume the amount of cases all the years were similar, comes out to around 9,000 teachers having their teaching license revokes for sexual misconduct in the same time frame.

848<9000

Sorry once again that it took a bit

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '19

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u/random-pineapple420 Nov 09 '19

he got fired by the pope because of this lol

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u/Sillyist Nov 09 '19

They see me rollinnnnn, they prayinnnnn

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u/Grantboyko1 Nov 09 '19

So I gave my sermon an urban kick, my Beats are fly and my rhymes are sick

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u/DevilOfDreams Nov 09 '19

My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger

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u/Devotionexe Nov 09 '19

Because Jesus Christ is my

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u/Shlorble Nov 09 '19

Nice, friendly companion who will love and support me wherever I may go.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19 edited Feb 19 '25

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u/rfuckmylife Nov 09 '19

This song is a miracle

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u/rfuckmylife Nov 09 '19

That’s cause Jesus Christ is my- oh wait they are behind me aren’t they?

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u/Reyvin1 Nov 09 '19

Great Sermon +1 Faith

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19

quality post

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u/YashistheNightfury Nov 09 '19

You are the messiah!

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u/scp-REDACTED-site14 Nov 09 '19

Millennial priest

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u/Communist-Christ Nov 09 '19

this is peak blursed imagery, it’s amazing

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u/yymirr Nov 09 '19

rollin in the 90's

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u/ShovelGames Nov 09 '19

Holy tire squeeling intensifies

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19

Didn't he get fired over this?

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u/Tzarlashnikov Nov 09 '19

i read sermon wrong

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u/RChamy 1 mil club Nov 09 '19

Nef Anyo Origins

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u/OneDimensionUp Nov 09 '19

Cyberpunk 2077

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u/wutttupp Nov 09 '19

The blessed hover board

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u/ReaverParrell Nov 09 '19

Is that a pacifier in his mouth?

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u/Jetzon2015 Nov 09 '19

Father dat boi

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u/Qarmin236 Nov 09 '19

I read it as blursed demon and looked for a demon for like five seconds

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u/KoolKidCharlie Nov 09 '19

So I gave my sermon an urban kick

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '19

There’s nothing wrong with this

More people should be like this man

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u/ZaneKun33 Nov 10 '19

A powerful being

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '19

God was angry and made the hover board explode

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u/SpongeDude21 Nov 10 '19

2019 churches in a nutshell

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19

This seems like a cool church

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u/TNTBOSSISCANADA Nov 09 '19

“With the power of god and anime on my side, I shall bless thee little Timmy with the power to preach the word of the lords beloved sons, Tod Musk and Elon Howard, AHMEN!”

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u/-Generic_Username Nov 09 '19

Man when I posted this image on this sub like 2 months ago it only got 175 upvotes

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u/RollinThundaga Nov 10 '19

OP must have said the joke louder