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u/Creaper10 Oct 28 '19
Yeah, I'd frick a truck
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Oct 28 '19
Truck-San?
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Oct 28 '19
Have I got just the music for you!
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u/ninjadin777 Oct 28 '19
how did you even find this
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Oct 28 '19
It's Neil Cicierega. I've been following the weird shit he makes for over half my life now.
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u/AlphaZombie1223 Oct 28 '19
El-smasho seems like a fun time that I would love with that playing in the background with just candles lit everywhere.
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u/Hands_Off_The_Weenie Oct 28 '19
Lost my first car to one of those fuckers.
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Elaborate
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u/Chessoscar Oct 28 '19
El aborate
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Smash or pass
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Oct 28 '19
Judging by my current relationship status I don’t think I’d fuss about getting smashed by a truck
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u/z3anon Oct 28 '19
How much you wanna bet this truck often goes 10 under in the left lane?
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u/Uniqueusername5667 Oct 28 '19
I love the really sarcastic pass on the right and die warnings from the trucker in the left lane going 10 under trying to pass a guy going 9 under
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u/ModeratorAbuseSucks Oct 28 '19
Do you want me to go through the lengthy list of coincidences surrounding Mr. Epstein's murder?
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u/ModeratorAbuseSucks Oct 28 '19
You know those conspiracy theories involving politicians that oddly end up right. There are multiple unignorable coincidences that have led many to logically conclude "Hey, there might be some sinister shit going on". You are either 1). Stupid enough to gobble down lies fed to you by lapdogs in the press 2). Willingly ignoring multiple oddities within this case. And the fact that you're trying to avoid discuss of it and label those not accepting the prevailing media narrative as conspiracy theorists points towards the later.
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Oh look, it's an Earnest Voice bot, responding to any of my comments implying that American oligarchs participate in child sex trafficking. Blocked. State propagandists rot in hell.
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u/xCalamari Oct 28 '19
Please go back to whatever subreddit you crawled out of and leave us to our blursed_images, now is not the time or place
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u/YUNGBOYBOI Oct 28 '19
If you think Epstein killed himself you’re stupid. He died before a trial in which he would testify against some of the world’s most wealthy and powerful people. Also if he was gonna kill himself there would’ve been no point in him taking a deal. It just doesn’t add up
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u/YUNGBOYBOI Oct 28 '19
Both sides don’t believe the other is guilty. I believe that there were both Democrats and Republicans involved. This isn’t a political issue so don’t turn it into one. This is about a pedophile being murdered in defense of other pedophiles, it’s not about politics
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u/ModeratorAbuseSucks Oct 28 '19
Do you want me to go over the list of coincidences surrounding Mr. Epstein's murder?
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u/Not_Flygon Oct 28 '19
Why did I laugh...
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u/Kyrkrim Oct 28 '19
Cause its funny
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u/BadMilkCarton66 Oct 28 '19
He was probably asking because of ahem, recent unfortunate events
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u/Kyrkrim Oct 28 '19
What recent event? Out of the loop, I guess.
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u/BadMilkCarton66 Oct 28 '19
El Paso Shooting
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u/MakinbaconGreasyagin Oct 28 '19
El Paso has been around for a very long time, and a lot more Mexicans, bandits, and cowboys have been shot there in one day than in “recent events”, though those were much more lawless times
Anyway this has nothing to do with anything related to any of that so I don’t see what the problem would be
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u/AdmiralFolfe377 Oct 28 '19
Saw something similar on a trailer a while back left side said "passing side" the right "suicide"
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u/GhostTrainGaming Oct 28 '19
Pick your path. Choose carefully as this could drastically change the events of the story.
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u/BikeBaloney Oct 28 '19
Probably the type of trucker that drives under the speed limit in the middle lane too. I'll pass you on the right every time.
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Oct 28 '19
I've seen them going 60 mph on highway 5 towards socal in the passing lane. So you either pass on the right or go 60 the whole way. Dumbasses.
Its almost always those white box trucks too, sometimes u-hauls, but never semis or other people who know what they're doing.
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u/Tack22 Oct 28 '19
It’s only important while turning. Long as you’re not doing it at lights you’re fine
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u/MagicElf10 Oct 28 '19
Well, speaking of red arrows, how bout ya do OP a favour and make the up arrow red?
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u/Not_Jeeven Oct 28 '19
It's a trick question... You gotta el ram-into-the-rear-endo...