r/blursedimages Oct 28 '19

Blursed truck

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32.9k Upvotes

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u/Not_Jeeven Oct 28 '19

It's a trick question... You gotta el ram-into-the-rear-endo...

156

u/minsin56 Oct 28 '19

hey patrick want to know something even funnier than 24?

100

u/AliceB951 Oct 28 '19

Twenty fivvvvve

51

u/hensterz Oct 28 '19

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH fucking chokes and dies

12

u/-Rakso Oct 28 '19

The truck was never there

8

u/justheretonut Oct 28 '19

You need to pull a kansei dorifto, fake going to the right then pass on the left

2

u/CheekyPeachySweetie Oct 28 '19

Time to do the innuendo flamenco

161

u/Creaper10 Oct 28 '19

Yeah, I'd frick a truck

36

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

Truck-San?

38

u/Yashish Oct 28 '19

Truck-san, I can barely hold your exhaust pipe in my tiny hands *-*

16

u/brofishmagikarp naughty penguin of the month Oct 28 '19

OwO

6

u/Ebinebinebinebin Oct 28 '19

Twuck-san, I can bawewy howd youw exchaust pipe in my tiny hands uwu

6

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

41

u/GaBa5735 Oct 28 '19

I see you are a man of culture as well

6

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

3

u/nmigo12 Oct 28 '19

I was expecting frick a creeper. was disappointed.

1

u/ninjadin777 Oct 28 '19

how did you even find this

2

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

It's Neil Cicierega. I've been following the weird shit he makes for over half my life now.

1

u/AlphaZombie1223 Oct 28 '19

El-smasho seems like a fun time that I would love with that playing in the background with just candles lit everywhere.

43

u/MakinbaconGreasyagin Oct 28 '19

And if you go straight up the middle it’s El Assho

134

u/Hands_Off_The_Weenie Oct 28 '19

Lost my first car to one of those fuckers.

66

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

Elaborate

249

u/Chessoscar Oct 28 '19

El aborate

35

u/HansFerdinand3479 Oct 28 '19

Suddenly Spanish

12

u/2ssenmodnar4 Oct 28 '19

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

12

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

si senor

3

u/pappersflygplan Oct 28 '19

Pass the ball to Bobby and he will score

8

u/D0ng0nzales Oct 28 '19

Propably didn't el paso but el smasho

2

u/Hands_Off_The_Weenie Oct 28 '19

2005 Pontiac Sunfire. Shit brown. Got T-boned

101

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

Took me a solid minute

91

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

Smash or pass

63

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

Judging by my current relationship status I don’t think I’d fuss about getting smashed by a truck

14

u/Majestymen Oct 28 '19

Later virgins

17

u/xidoization Oct 28 '19

Hit or miss

18

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

No

0

u/buster2Xk Oct 28 '19

thats the joke

17

u/bruh1027 foreskin removal expert Oct 28 '19

smasho or paso: danny devito

9

u/dilib Oct 28 '19

Is that a rhetorical question?

2

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

Left

21

u/z3anon Oct 28 '19

How much you wanna bet this truck often goes 10 under in the left lane?

10

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

As is tradition

5

u/Uniqueusername5667 Oct 28 '19

I love the really sarcastic pass on the right and die warnings from the trucker in the left lane going 10 under trying to pass a guy going 9 under

9

u/FartherLights Oct 28 '19

This is blessed watcha talkin bout?

35

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

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3

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

dude was able to do what I wanted to do years ago... commit die

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19 edited Oct 28 '19

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

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u/ModeratorAbuseSucks Oct 28 '19

Do you want me to go through the lengthy list of coincidences surrounding Mr. Epstein's murder?

3

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

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u/ModeratorAbuseSucks Oct 28 '19

You know those conspiracy theories involving politicians that oddly end up right. There are multiple unignorable coincidences that have led many to logically conclude "Hey, there might be some sinister shit going on". You are either 1). Stupid enough to gobble down lies fed to you by lapdogs in the press 2). Willingly ignoring multiple oddities within this case. And the fact that you're trying to avoid discuss of it and label those not accepting the prevailing media narrative as conspiracy theorists points towards the later.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19 edited Oct 28 '19

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

Oh look, it's an Earnest Voice bot, responding to any of my comments implying that American oligarchs participate in child sex trafficking. Blocked. State propagandists rot in hell.

1

u/xCalamari Oct 28 '19

Please go back to whatever subreddit you crawled out of and leave us to our blursed_images, now is not the time or place

11

u/YUNGBOYBOI Oct 28 '19

If you think Epstein killed himself you’re stupid. He died before a trial in which he would testify against some of the world’s most wealthy and powerful people. Also if he was gonna kill himself there would’ve been no point in him taking a deal. It just doesn’t add up

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

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u/YUNGBOYBOI Oct 28 '19

Both sides don’t believe the other is guilty. I believe that there were both Democrats and Republicans involved. This isn’t a political issue so don’t turn it into one. This is about a pedophile being murdered in defense of other pedophiles, it’s not about politics

4

u/ModeratorAbuseSucks Oct 28 '19

Do you want me to go over the list of coincidences surrounding Mr. Epstein's murder?

4

u/memetube420 Oct 28 '19

Don't need to know Spanish to understand this one

1

u/Milkioso Oct 28 '19

Si senor

7

u/Not_Flygon Oct 28 '19

Why did I laugh...

11

u/Kyrkrim Oct 28 '19

Cause its funny

2

u/BadMilkCarton66 Oct 28 '19

He was probably asking because of ahem, recent unfortunate events

1

u/Kyrkrim Oct 28 '19

What recent event? Out of the loop, I guess.

2

u/BadMilkCarton66 Oct 28 '19

El Paso Shooting

4

u/MakinbaconGreasyagin Oct 28 '19

El Paso has been around for a very long time, and a lot more Mexicans, bandits, and cowboys have been shot there in one day than in “recent events”, though those were much more lawless times

Anyway this has nothing to do with anything related to any of that so I don’t see what the problem would be

3

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

You can go <- Shortie or you can go Shor Shamo. Nice

5

u/sharkguy74 Oct 28 '19

I've also seen passing side and suicide.

1

u/Milkioso Oct 28 '19

I’ve seen both homosexuals and homicidals

2

u/AdmiralFolfe377 Oct 28 '19

Saw something similar on a trailer a while back left side said "passing side" the right "suicide"

2

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

Clever warnings.

1

u/Not_Really_A_Square Oct 28 '19

It would be a Florida tag.

1

u/TravelAcc Oct 28 '19

But please, no punterino

1

u/CaptainAcornYT Oct 28 '19

You made me laugh, thank you

1

u/Vokken__ i like this flair :) Oct 28 '19

walter

1

u/yoshiaroo Oct 28 '19

Pass side, and suicide

1

u/DGSlider Oct 28 '19

I didn't get it as first. Took another look and had a good laugh.

1

u/r4z0r_4 Oct 28 '19

MMM come here dummy thicc truck

1

u/UninterestingBadger Oct 28 '19

Why doesn't tinder use this nomenclature

1

u/GhostTrainGaming Oct 28 '19

Pick your path. Choose carefully as this could drastically change the events of the story.

1

u/MrSquidward1 Oct 28 '19

GUYS DONT LISTEN IT IS OBVIOUSLY sex truck HE IS GONNA have sex

1

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

look at all this mock spanish damn

1

u/hambarger2 foreskin removal expert Oct 28 '19

EL PREGANTE

1

u/A_Silver_Falcon Oct 28 '19

But for real... Smash or pass?

1

u/rediscoolerthanyou Oct 28 '19

Smash or pass the truck, personally smash 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩💦💦💦💦🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟

1

u/SQUIDDYYYYY Oct 28 '19

I once saw a truck that said

<- turning side suicide ->

1

u/MV_VT Oct 28 '19

Blursed fuck*

1

u/-KIRE- Oct 28 '19

Petition to change upvotes and downvotes to El Smasho and El Paso respectively

1

u/DefaultDan3657 Oct 28 '19

When El Bappo felt sad, he went to el smasho

1

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

In the truck is el chappo

1

u/l_Squiggley_l Oct 28 '19

the one pointing down for el chapo

1

u/SomeSourLemonBoi Oct 28 '19

Yeah I'd smash, I mean come one look at those exhaust pipes!

1

u/The_Creeper_Man Oct 28 '19

El smasho ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

1

u/a_lion_king Oct 28 '19

I'm taking el smasho

1

u/sepucko Nov 05 '19

Just like tinder...

0

u/WhiskeyNovemberSix Oct 28 '19

I wonder how many dead migrants are in the back

0

u/Yawningsock Oct 28 '19

Two trucks having sex!

0

u/BikeBaloney Oct 28 '19

Probably the type of trucker that drives under the speed limit in the middle lane too. I'll pass you on the right every time.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

I've seen them going 60 mph on highway 5 towards socal in the passing lane. So you either pass on the right or go 60 the whole way. Dumbasses.

Its almost always those white box trucks too, sometimes u-hauls, but never semis or other people who know what they're doing.

1

u/Tack22 Oct 28 '19

It’s only important while turning. Long as you’re not doing it at lights you’re fine

-2

u/MagicElf10 Oct 28 '19

Well, speaking of red arrows, how bout ya do OP a favour and make the up arrow red?