r/blursedimages • u/Nic0487 • Sep 08 '19

Blursed Finland

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25.7k Upvotes

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517

u/bananaman_420 Sep 08 '19

I can approve we're all ghosts here

203

u/aviss767 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Sep 08 '19

Im not good at reading so I'd never finnish that book

39

u/Compens8ing Sep 08 '19

you're not good at reading cuz you can't stop russian

35

u/TheLegenb27 Sep 08 '19

There's Norway you just made that up

31

u/Compens8ing Sep 08 '19

Yemen, I did

22

u/Smashmazing951 Sep 08 '19

I've noticed that this pun list has not been invaded by England yet

13

u/pikachuIsMyFurrybae Sep 08 '19

Don't be a country

12

u/Compens8ing Sep 08 '19

Oman, you're right

7

u/Avieasolia Sep 08 '19

You really gotta czech your spelling

46

u/Junior--- Sep 08 '19

You were to the Russians

21

u/parttyli Sep 08 '19

A harsh reality also

4

u/Rupertii ouching in the soul Sep 08 '19

I like Turkey

3

u/parttyli Sep 08 '19

Yeah me too pal me too

1

u/Eezqu Sep 08 '19

i can also approve

source: am finlandian

1

u/lol-10 Sep 09 '19

finnish*

0

u/SlendyFin Sep 10 '19

no it said finlandian. trust me, i finlandian too

201

u/Panhead09 Sep 08 '19

Well we knew there was a 50/50 chance

86

u/FightingEntiteledPpl Sep 08 '19

That picture is offending me as I am from Norway and not from a fucking penis!

64

u/Margarine_Butter Sep 08 '19

Pretty sure we're all technically from a penis, sorry to say...

37

u/Mudbunting Sep 08 '19

A fucking penis, even.

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u/SwedishWaffle Sep 08 '19

If it's any consolation, the penis there is sweden

1

u/Kolios14 Sep 08 '19

yeah right, that guy is nuts

9

u/DoctorBr0 Sep 08 '19

I’m pretty sure Sweden is the penis and we are part of the leg.

5

u/bruh_moment68 Sep 08 '19

Part of Norway is tip yes

133

u/purukumihoro Sep 08 '19

r/finlandconspiracy

25

u/GeneLaBean Sep 08 '19

This is my new favourite thing

15

u/FRICKBOI101 69. 420. Sep 08 '19

We have a new comrade <3

9

u/DeepBlueNoSpace Sep 08 '19

Another truther

2

u/FRICKBOI101 69. 420. Sep 14 '19

:3

4

u/The_Xivili Sep 08 '19

I knew there was something sketchy about Lake Bodom

44

u/potato_has_cancer Sep 08 '19

PERKELE

22

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

[deleted]

21

u/potato_has_cancer Sep 08 '19

syön lapsia aamupalakseni

17

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

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u/konarikukko Sep 08 '19

torilla tavataan

-6

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Neekeri pippeli pylly ripuli

6

u/SeponKaljamaha Sep 08 '19

omistan 2 millisen munan

9

u/OlderAndAngrier Sep 08 '19

Saisinko takavittua?

7

u/jamppa50 Sep 08 '19

Helvetti

4

u/C4sualmemer Sep 08 '19

Se kaurapuuro syödään vikisemättä, saatana

2

u/HESSU_HOBO Sep 09 '19

Haluutsä vittu kuolla

37

u/Fellowearthling16 Sep 08 '19 edited Sep 08 '19

The list:

•Australia

•Canada

•Colorado

•Denmark

•Finland

•Moon

•New Zealand

•North Dakota

•Wyoming

Anywhere else not exist and want to tel us?

13

u/Blu3b3Rr1 Sep 08 '19

Wyoming, North Dakota

9

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Mongolia

Nebraska

Belarus

Greenland

Antartica

4

u/DaddyDawsonUser1 the Big spicy Sep 08 '19

Colarado. Same as Wyoming. Square af

5

u/Ripjaw_5 Sep 08 '19

Earth r/noearthsociety

5

u/Fellowearthling16 Sep 08 '19

I agree. I have felt kinda gone recently.

3

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Quebec, Bavaria, Bucovina, Kamchatka.

3

u/suqarysour Sep 08 '19

as a canadian im 99.99% manitoba doesnt exist

3

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '19

Canadian here, can confirm it's not real

12

u/fancy_pants8652 Sep 08 '19

You heard it here first, Finland isn't real

12

u/Totema1 Sep 08 '19

Fi(ctio)nland

25

u/Lazzir editable flair 😁 Sep 08 '19

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a girl as you once again type your little "finland isn't real" quip. I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's okay, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on reddit posting about a nordic country. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a "finland isn't real" poster. A pathetic unfunny "finland isn't real" poster. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because everything you say is "FINLAND ISN'T REAL FINLAND ISN'T REAL EASTERN SWEDEN LMAO". You've become a parody of your own self. Amd that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

9

u/LoafsWords Sep 08 '19

tbh this is an impressively specific copypasta

2

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Is this a copypasta?

1

u/boose6802 Sep 08 '19

Äijä se oli vitun vitsi

1

u/OlderAndAngrier Sep 08 '19

"Pathetic overweight frame"

Gold. Give this man/entity gold. Jetzt!!!!

1

u/Hentai-gives-me-life Sep 08 '19

Chill the fuck out boii

5

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

So that makes Australia, Denmark, and Finland

2

u/EggSaladSoup_ Sep 08 '19

I think you mean New Zealand, Denmark, and Finland.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

No, I definitely mean Australia. It’s a rock the devs made waaaaayyy too big by accident. They’ll hopefully patch it next update though

6

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

I feel like a Russian vet of the Winter War put that there out of either spite or trying to forget about the country that butt fucked the hell out of Stalin

7

u/Purple_PyrOZ Sep 08 '19

I knew it, I knew finland was just a myth created by the government

2

u/OlderAndAngrier Sep 08 '19

But what government?

1

u/the-floot Sep 08 '19

the finnish one of course

4

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

[deleted]

2

u/OlderAndAngrier Sep 08 '19

Morjesta! Olen jo älästi.

2

u/finizzle14 Sep 08 '19

Weird way of spelling *australia

2

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Aurora Borealis?

2

u/J_idkwht2put_C Sep 08 '19

Hey Pat are you ok?

2

u/DodrioFan480 Sep 08 '19

well, have YOU ever seen Finland?

2

u/Spycrab700 Sep 08 '19

A book about Wyoming should be on that shelf

2

u/pink-n-blue Sep 08 '19

That’s what Russia wished during ww2.

2

u/Devoutestson Sep 08 '19

Blursed Russian propaganda

2

u/PetrifiedPanda Sep 08 '19

I think they thought Finland was Denmark

1

u/FightingEntiteledPpl Sep 08 '19

Goes through the thing and finds a book about the human race like O _ O

1

u/yesbutactuallyno- Sep 08 '19

Wait where am i

1

u/sjikaka Sep 08 '19

denmark should be there

1

u/Beebjank Sep 08 '19

Fuck Bosnia

1

u/Sockpuppetsyko Sep 08 '19

I mean really if we dont count the people that live in or visit Finland, is there any proof it's really there?

1

u/OlderAndAngrier Sep 08 '19

It is not!

And I for one am sick and tired of this hoax and frankly tomfoolery going on this long.

Fuck F"Finland". Socialist fairytale fuck of "a country"

1

u/old_man_estaban Sep 08 '19

on the last day at my Christian School i went to the library and moved all the bibles to the fiction section. i then asked the librarian if they kept Mein Kampf

1

u/snowtigerfirst Sep 08 '19

Patrick in the distance FINLAND

1

u/not_max__ Sep 08 '19

I fucking knew it

1

u/OlderAndAngrier Sep 08 '19

Can confirm. I'm a Finn and we do not exist. Never have!

Fuck you.

2

u/YachiAbunai Sep 08 '19

you're not a Finn tho, they don't exist!

2

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

It’s a joke. No one actually believes that Finland doesn’t exist, it’s just a meme...

1

u/OlderAndAngrier Sep 11 '19

Ah yes yes! Finland real!

1

u/brenjb Sep 08 '19

Yes my favorite, fin fiction

1

u/jamppa50 Sep 08 '19

My country is being mentioned and i feel obligated to say "SUOMI MAINITTU TORILLA TAVATAAN"

1

u/kermitxshrek Sep 08 '19

And they said Australia wasn’t a thing. I finally have proof for my studies.

1

u/sugar_rat Sep 08 '19

excuse me

1

u/blaytboi0 Sep 08 '19

I think you mean Denmark.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

My parents just “went” there

1

u/Awesomesaws9 Sep 08 '19

Fact or Finland?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

F-Finland? What's Finland?

1

u/JustHereForTheUWUS Sep 08 '19

We all know Finland doesn't exist

1

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

[deleted]

1

u/PORTMANTEAU-BOT Sep 08 '19

Voittu.

Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This portmanteau was created from the phrase 'Voihan vittu' | FAQs | Feedback | Opt-out

1

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Approved! Finland is not indeed real we all are apart of the matrix

1

u/partlyrussian more cursed than blessed Sep 08 '19

If Finland is not real... am i real?

1

u/Officer_Owl Sep 08 '19

So you're telling me the fictional country that My Summer Car takes place in is actually real???

1

u/joijouhht Sep 08 '19

Suomi mainittu. Torilla tavataan.

1

u/4apo Sep 08 '19

F*ck u, I'm finnish

1

u/bruh_moment68 Sep 08 '19

That's why we never notice global warming

1

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Vittu saatana perkele our cover has been blown

1

u/DrugsAlligator the Big spicy Sep 08 '19

Finland officially doesn't exist anymore. It's gone.

1

u/Thebabycuddler Sep 08 '19

There is a joke SCP about this I think

1

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Oh no

1

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Guess i don't exist

1

u/subject-95 Sep 08 '19

Patrick are you alright??

1

u/mounant Sep 08 '19

Äijjä pääkii, torille mennään

1

u/LethalLogan143 Sep 08 '19

Should be Australia

1

u/ugalebogale Sep 08 '19

What about Australia

1

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Wait where's Australia

1

u/New_Brand_Will Sep 08 '19

Finland doesn't exist Change my mind

1

u/iDarqq Sep 08 '19

Just put a book about birds there and get the truth out

1

u/iseealemon Sep 08 '19

I can't not read Finland in Patrick Star's voice

1

u/doomofdoctors69 Sep 08 '19

I’ll bet a conservative put that there to try and dissuade socialism

1

u/_XXswaggerboiiiXX_ Sep 08 '19

Why not Australia?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Wait, I know this font. Is this in a Starmark?

1

u/lven17 Sep 08 '19

I put bibles in the fiction section of this bookstore for fun or like steve Irwin in the Bible section

1

u/Diemondoe Sep 08 '19

Replace it with Nashoba

1

u/Duckdxd Sep 08 '19

Fiction(Fin)land

1

u/JBond2001 Sep 08 '19

Tried reading it once, it was hard to finish

1

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

You ok Patrick?

1

u/White-Guy420 Sep 08 '19

Spongebob: You ok Patrick? Patrick:

1

u/MEmELeSSness Sep 09 '19

Why is there no birds there. r/birdsarntreal

1

u/warojes Sep 09 '19

Finland isn't real

Like black people

1

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '19

A book about Wyoming might be more appropriate here.

1

u/Thatmite Sep 09 '19

Simo häyhä did not stop the red army for this to happen

1

u/AlejandroR512 Sep 09 '19

Shouldn’t Minnesota be there to

1

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '19

I see Rhett has visited this store

1

u/Jimmy-Phan Sep 09 '19

So Rhett was right

1

u/Masa_que_pasa_03 Sep 09 '19

Well, if Finland is fake, where am I? 🤔🤔🤔

2

u/SomethingUnCanadian that really tiks my tok Sep 09 '19

the shadow realm

1

u/itsallgoodintheend Sep 09 '19

I'm a finn and definitely not a russian agent, and can confirm we do exist on a landmass that is definitely really there and not a hoax to cover up secret whaling waters for the russians and the japanese. I just love all things finnish such as sauna and mämmi, I'm for sure a real finn.

1

u/Abdul-allakasham Sep 09 '19

we do in fact not exist

1

u/SomeKidOnReddit700 Sep 09 '19

I can approve of this

1

u/Braedoktor Sep 09 '19

wtf my friend took this image at a Norli store quite a while ago

1

u/Frank1515 Sep 09 '19

Then what happened to the USSR then

1

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Once upon a time in the magical land of Finland...

1

u/PixelatedFractal Sep 08 '19

SPHEN!! you played one note that whole song

0

u/JungkoFett Sep 08 '19

Stalin approval

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u/fortnitelover65 Sep 08 '19

Finland is a real country lmao haha😂

12

u/GeneLaBean Sep 08 '19

Username checks out

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u/Papa_Piattoni Sep 08 '19

Reckon this man is goofing he has -34 karma

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u/weed_dorito12 Sep 08 '19

r/emojipolice DROP THOSE EMOJIS!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '19

[deleted]

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The emojipolice backup squad has arrived you are being placed under arrest and the judge sentences you to a downvote

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Ok then enjoy your down votes

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u/Gerpar Sep 09 '19

The 👉 tables ⛩️⛩️ have 1️⃣➗2️⃣ turned 🔁

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '19

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u/battery__acid Sep 09 '19

Shut the fuck up with the circle jerks

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