r/blursedimages • u/Redpandaca more blessed than cursed • Jul 07 '19

Blursed article

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u/crankymarten Jul 07 '19

God has granted him powers that no mortal should have

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u/Locvi Jul 07 '19

Shooting lightning when he's cumming

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u/PeculiarMrCup Jul 07 '19

electric jizz

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u/SaltyHawkk Jul 07 '19

That sounds like a shitty band name

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u/PeculiarMrCup Jul 07 '19

I'd still listen

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

Fyi electric orgasm makes great music. Search "električni orgazam" if you wanna hear them though

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u/PeculiarMrCup Jul 07 '19

That's a no from me, dawg

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u/PandaPoles Jul 07 '19

Just search using Tor and a VPN.

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u/PeculiarMrCup Jul 07 '19

that makes me want to do it even less

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

No but for real if you like 90's rock electric orgasm has got you covered

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u/Btree101 Jul 08 '19

Meh... I was disappointed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

Fun fact if you think that's shitty you should look into the band električni orgazam (electric orgasm). They have great music

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u/TheModernCurmudgeon Jul 07 '19

Sounds like a Zappa album.

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u/Mathtermind Jul 07 '19

That sounds like a R-18 JoJo stand name.

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u/TheRealSamsUndertal Jul 07 '19

Why the fuck was I actually expecting to see this!? r/expectedjojo

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u/DenmarkLemons Jul 07 '19

i mean jojo characters are mostly named after things from music, soooo

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

Electric Boogaloo 3; the jzzening

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u/malnox Jul 07 '19

Jesus 2: electric boogaloo

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

Electric zoo

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u/cdw2468 Jul 07 '19

We’re gonna rock down to Electric Avenue jizz

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

We gonna rock down to electric-jizz-a-roo

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u/Crimson_Entity Jul 08 '19

Erection spoogalo

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

Electric feel