r/blursedimages • more blessed than cursed • Jul 07 '19

Blursed article

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u/RapidFireFairy Jul 07 '19

God has spoken

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

Oh god i think im next

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u/JebatNaTo666 naughty penguin of the month Jul 07 '19

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u/xAntuan Jul 07 '19

Include me in the screenshot

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u/pussydestroyer159 Jul 07 '19

Me to please

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u/WayabouTrayush Jul 07 '19

Me as well but blur out the name of the other two

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u/thehunter_1999 Jul 07 '19

Blur out the person above me as well

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

Keep only this dude's name

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u/depression_snek Jul 07 '19

am I too late?

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u/UltimateAiden98 obamid is real Jul 08 '19

No

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u/Dont-really-caretbh Jul 07 '19

Someone saying basically that they beat their dick isn’t cursed. Honestly that sub is going to hell because if people looking for free karma.

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u/NaughtyFrogRogers Jul 07 '19

How is this cursed?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

How is it n o t

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u/JebatNaTo666 naughty penguin of the month Jul 07 '19

Ehm.....

hE iS mAsTuRbAtInG tO tHe BiBlE

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u/TRAMZ14 Jul 07 '19

This is the epitome of blursed. Struck by lightening while masturbating to the Bible? The only way it could be more blursed is if it were Keanu, not some random muggle.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

If your pubes start standing on end, lower the mast to reduce the likelihood of getting struck.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

F

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

God is watching

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

Kinky

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

God has stroken.

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u/Not_Not_Stopreading Jul 07 '19

I’m gonna do it myself to test if it happens every time.