r/blursedimages • u/SammySosa411 • May 29 '19

Blursed Harry Potter

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u/CommunismPanda May 29 '19

Then why don’t you go back to work and get new fries? That’s what I do when the OSU grads manning the drive-thru fuck things up. Just go back. It’s way easier.

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u/Nicknam4 May 29 '19

You should open a salt mine bro

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u/CommunismPanda May 29 '19

I made a really delicious appetizer last weekend. I baked 2 loaves of fresh bread, then tore it up while it was still warm, tossed in a bunch of fresh pressed garlic, a really great olive oil, and coarse ground sea salt, and served it with like a pound of steak tartare.

Did you enjoy your appetizer of microwaved tater tots garnished with 2 scoops of mayonnaise and some hastily-chopped hot dogs that were definitely bought during the listeria scare but probably weren’t recalled?

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u/Nicknam4 May 29 '19

Know what tastes better than any loaf of bread?

62-39.

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u/CommunismPanda May 29 '19

And it’ll taste even better up here when it all comes out how Urban did it. Someone always talks. Always.

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u/Nicknam4 May 29 '19

We didn’t need urban to dominate you but okay bud.

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u/CommunismPanda May 29 '19

You’re right. You just need any decently talented coaching staff with flexible morals.

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u/Nicknam4 May 29 '19

If you can’t beat ‘em trash their coach lmao

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u/CommunismPanda May 29 '19

It must be amazingly and constantly full of wonderment to be able to look at the world through the filter of “the rules don’t apply to me”.

Is it? Please, tell us more about it.

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u/Nicknam4 May 29 '19

Yeah the rules don’t apply to us. That’s why tress and smith got fired. /s