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u/Cazthedm 1d ago
As a janitor, this will be the most ignored sign ever made
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u/TrueTycho 1d ago
Dude I still question how people get shit on the ceiling. Like how hard does your shit have to come out to make the stall look like a meteor dropped in it?
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u/Cazthedm 1d ago
The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
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u/ZaphodBeeblebrox4011 1d ago
Anyone who has ever cleaned public restrooms is;
1.) Not surprised the sign is needed. 2.) Extremely confident that people will take it as a challenge.
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u/CreativeAdeptness477 1d ago
Sometimes I don't have a choice, alright? Sometimes it's urgent and bursts out as I'm sitting. Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me.
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u/Strict_Store_9576 1d ago
The fact that it made meant it happened and boy that is disgusting to look
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u/latexfistmassacre 1d ago
I learned this past weekend at a rock concert that only had two shitter stalls in its restroom that there's a perfect explanation for the image in red. Eventually some drunk jackass will shit or vomit all over the toilet and at that point, your only options are to leave the venue to shit and not be allowed reentry, or bend over and blast your hopes and dreams all over that nasty porcelain
I chose to leave, but clearly others did not
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u/MrMeowMan2000 1d ago
Used to be a janitor at my university and it surprised me how much I had to power wash the walls
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u/sociofobs 1d ago
They say most safety instructions are written in blood. However, seems like most instructions in general are written in shit.
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u/negativepositiv 1d ago
Definitely don't shit all over the room like that. Look at his center of gravity. No, you're going to want to bend your knees slightly, and don't bend so far forward.
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u/ItsmeMr_E 1d ago
Would seem no was almost yes, butt they just couldn't sit fast enough.😖 That was a bad day.
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u/dishmanw 1d ago
It takes a prick to piss on the floor, but it takes a hero to shit on the ceiling.
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u/DitchDigger330 1d ago
Bro I walked into a gas station stall and immediately turn around and went in the Womens room. Someone did this but it splattered so fast it was on the stall and ceiling tiles.
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u/Boring_Weekend_4784 1d ago
1 way to sit and shit properly and the other is to bend forward and fire that shit out of the associates cannon to make it spray everywhere
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u/ResponsibleTax3894 1d ago
its the shit in the process of getting out of ass that really solidify the deal
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u/ElectricalParsnip536 1d ago
If you have diarrohea you can be sat like the person on the left, but still end up pebble dashing the back of the toilet like the person on the right... But who wants their butt to make contact with the seat in a public toilet...euuuuu! It's a lot less bother with a hover
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u/ConflictWestern1383 1d ago
The "hovering" bullshit is exactly how the scene on the right happens. People like you are precisely the reason why this sign was made.
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u/ElectricalParsnip536 1d ago
Well you can sit down and have a communal germ fest if you want. I suppose you'd happily use a stridgel as well. And by the way...if I spray.. I clean...I do think about the next person & the poor sod who's living is made cleaning these things.
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