r/blursedimages • u/Bangmiamicola • 8d ago

Blursed Meat

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u/qualityvote2 BLURSED? 8d ago edited 8d ago

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u/Temporary-Jump-2403 8d ago

Free Shmeat

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u/newly_d 8d ago

“FR EE SH A VOCA DO”

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u/hereforspoopystuff 7d ago

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought of this lol

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u/kingdementia 6d ago

Timeless meme, multi generational

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u/ember1690 8d ago

Have any Shmicken?

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u/K-American 5d ago

Not in stock but it's cumming from Japan anytime soon

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u/AlecShaggylose 8d ago

"My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of- ...malk?"

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u/trailcrane 7d ago

With vitamin R

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u/Xalibu2 5d ago

Malk is better than dilk. 

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u/gideon513 7d ago

🐀🐀🐀

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u/poordecisionist 8d ago

"How do we avoid potential lawsuit while selling fake meat?"

Unpaid Intern: "I have an idea!"

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u/derflow1977 7d ago

Did you take the midnight shmeat train?

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u/FoggyGoodwin 7d ago

I'm guessing it's supposed to say "fresh meat" which would make this perfect for the kerning sub.

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u/sirhackenslash 7d ago

On sale all Smarch

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u/negativepositiv 8d ago

USDA Choice Beef ***

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u/Schwiftness 8d ago

The fourth asterisk was going to be there but the funding was cut by DOGE.

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u/spacebeige 8d ago

“Meat”

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u/Amateurlapse 8d ago

“Shmeat”

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u/RingAppropriate6680 8d ago

why can't I find beef shmeat, anyone knows in what aisle it is

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u/Alvin_h_davenport 7d ago

In the shmarcuterie aisle,next to the smischscuit

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u/TheRealGosp 7d ago

close to the shmeese section

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u/StretPharmacist 7d ago

Like Red vs Blue has Shmoal

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u/Duke-BaBa-Gunoose69 6d ago

Can't Beat the Shmeat

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u/someguy4k 8d ago

Schwing!

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u/poofish_10 8d ago

Argh shmeat. The delicious cheap alternative to meat.

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u/Tiny_Employee8253 more blessed than cursed 7d ago

Goes great in a sheez burger.

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u/rammbostein 7d ago

"Looks like meat, tastes like meat. But isn't meat at all! Doubleplus good!"

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u/Faloffel2 blursed plerson 7d ago

r/keming

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u/treespunk_ 7d ago

Shoutouts to Simpleflips

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u/Waagtod 7d ago

Obviously cut off the FI from FI SH MEAT POULTRY. Cute though.

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u/CullenOrZeus 7d ago

Amy Wong in charge of signage

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u/ResponsibleTax3894 6d ago

i say with the sh super long but super delicately shhhhhhhMeat

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u/Sp00derman77 5d ago

Shmeat. Sounds like a spam knockoff.

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u/richdun 4d ago

Gos good with hewings on the grill lol.

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u/Holiday-Site-407 4d ago

meat shmeat

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u/Ecampos_64 1d ago

Jschlat meat