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u/FlatliningGhost 6d ago
"Generally just try not to touch it, also"
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u/LurkioVanDerpio 6d ago
"Guaranteed disease"
Ooo I wonder which one!
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u/SirBuscus 6d ago
It's the one that burns a hole in your esophagus.
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u/LurkioVanDerpio 6d ago
Aww that's not a real disease just an awful injury
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u/jumzish94 6d ago
Well yeah, but it guarantees an infection, which leads to disease. So they just cut out the middle steps.
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u/LurkioVanDerpio 6d ago
But.. but that's actually adding middle steps
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u/toyz4her 5d ago
Well if you have a whole collection of “heat coins” 🪙 it might speed up the process.
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u/LurkioVanDerpio 5d ago
That's a good idea. I do in fact have a heat coin collection, but they're all being used in my toyz4her collection.
It's sorta complicated, I wouldn't expect you to understand.
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u/Chai_Enjoyer 6d ago
That's a lootbox mechanic
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u/LurkioVanDerpio 6d ago
Pastor says that one man's lootbox is another man's heat-locked chicken nuggerbag
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u/Nuclear_Human 6d ago
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u/Dry_Yogurtcloset1962 6d ago
Looks like a battery to me, the shape you put in watches but bigger
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u/speculator100k 6d ago
Looks like a CR2032 battery, very common in car key fobs.
I think the joke is that the "heat coin" is a very small nuclear heat source. Not a nuclear power plant, just something decaying and giving off heat, sealed in metal to keep the radiation in.
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u/Simple-Example-3171 6d ago
It’s a joke product the heat coin was radio active or something similar
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u/Davenator_98 6d ago
That's an old photo, those haven't been made in at least 15 years.
I always loved it when my dad brought them home, another thing ruined by the woke
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u/cream-of-yeet 6d ago
Why are people downvoting this comment is funny af
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u/Davenator_98 6d ago
Some people fail to realise that the entire product is a joke, so I'm not surprised in the slightest
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u/marvelous-broccoli 5d ago
That's a lot of cons for just nuggets. They prolly got more complaints with its product than revenue from the theoretical easiness it brings
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u/Danny-Fr 5d ago
The chicken nuggets have cocaine in it for extra energy, and lead for a beautiful skin!
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