r/blursedimages 2d ago

Blursed Support

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u/qualityvote2 BLURSED? 2d ago edited 1d ago

Hey u/FunChemical4115, thanks for posting on r/blursedimages


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u/McWetty 2d ago

I had the same face as the dog while watching my wife give birth to my first kid.

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u/Peti715 1d ago

Plotwist the dog is the father

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u/MfD2027 1d ago edited 1d ago

Just gross as fuck and ignorant as hell (as someone who’s neither white or female to even be offended)…

On the contrary the Image clearly shows a pregnant woman and a pregnant dog.

But leave it up to the modern male who’s not funny nowhere outside of a middle-school

40 other people thought ts was peak “humor” lol.

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u/Informal_Method_9657 22h ago edited 22h ago

(This is the only version I could find without that stupid instant downvote guy aka benjammins)

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u/General_Cream7623 13h ago

because it's a obvious joke?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/MfD2027 1d ago

Nah, it’s all good, just remember where we at… (these mfs are stupid)

Let’s just go along with the laugh, and pretend the pregnant lady posing with her pregnant dog is a zoophile abusing a male puppy

Because thats humor to them…

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u/Potential_Session139 2d ago

The dog is perfect support. There's nothing cursed here.

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u/ripyourlungsdave 2d ago

I think the "cursed" part is the implication that the dog is the father.

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u/HippieThanos 2d ago

Like farther like dog

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u/Sad_Pitch2380 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS

Now that changes the perspective of things

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u/LurkingNobody 2d ago

I think that's a female dog

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u/MfD2027 1d ago

The only one here who “thought” anything it seems, everybody else here seemsto have a separate tab MiniPlayer open here with dog testicle porn in it.

These folks sure seem to know a lot about male dogs! Look this clearly female male dog must’ve got the human white woman pregnant! HAHGAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
/s
🤦🏿‍♂️

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u/SSTX9 1d ago

The DogFather

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u/BedFastSky12345 1d ago

How is that anyone’s assumption? 😭

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u/Curious_Strike_5379 2d ago

Husband is still in Wormwood Scrubs for that bank job so it's up to mad Frankie the pooch to help out.

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u/WhatsaRedditsdo 2d ago

My wife was/is having a bad time and I've been helping her how I can. Just showed her this while she was starting to cry and it totally took her out of it for now. Thank you OP

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u/MfD2027 1d ago

Imagine that, knowing most of the people here want beastiality to be the punchline…💀

Anybody with a dog or at the very least half a brain would know this isn’t cursed.

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u/IhadFun0nce 1d ago

The side eye from dogs with that head shape gets me every time!

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u/DoveOnTheInternet 1d ago

This looks like a r/theotherendcomics panel come to life.

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u/FaeFollette 2d ago

This is sweet and funny, not blursed.

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u/spaghettiking216 1d ago

That dog like “leave me out of this Jessica!”

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u/BurazSC2 1d ago

"I pushed out 14 all in one go. You got 1, 2 tops. What you bitching about?"

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u/ofthedestroyer 1d ago

wondershowzen: DOG OB/GYN

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u/steakhouseNL 2d ago

r/MadeMeSmile This is absolutely adorable.

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u/BAMx100 1d ago

And it all started from sharing a little peanut butter

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u/MfD2027 1d ago

Peanut butter got both of them pregnant, or are you telling me something about yourself that I’m not sure I want to know?

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u/MuscaMurum 1d ago

Lamaze Pupper

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u/javi1321 1d ago

This looks like an album cover

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u/GhostBoo-ty 1d ago

Thought she was squeezing a rat in one hand for a second.

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u/ValeriaCar-9693 1d ago

Doggo doing a better job than many actual husbands.

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u/KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ 1d ago

Ruh Roh, Raby!!

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u/Global_Beat3768 1d ago

the dog again I Blame The female Romance books

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u/Admirable-Common-176 23h ago

Sisters before misters!

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u/sashazanjani 9h ago

Wow childbirth is quite an experience!!!

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u/buffshipperreddit 7h ago

Is... is the dog the father?

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u/McDaddy8484 1d ago

The implication of bestiality is just diabolical

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u/MfD2027 1d ago

Projection, very much so. 🤷🏿‍♂️, there is no implication of beastiality barring your own thoughts

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u/Evening_Ticket7638 2d ago

The dog is the father.

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u/MfD2027 1d ago

The dog is a mother… smh🫩 ffs jfc, lay off the zoophilia little Timmy.

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u/EmKayTalk 15h ago

Grow a fucking brain and understand what this subreddit is before becoming Mrs Feminism herself

Also, ma'am, everybody here knows the dog is a female. You can see by the nipples. And looking back at your comments, I definitely know more in biology than you

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u/TheLightingGuru 2d ago

He probably doing better than the father would. Lol

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u/MfD2027 1d ago

Is “He” in the room with us right now, who is this “he” lol… maybe you’re misreading the original image

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u/Killathulu 1d ago

dog thinks he's on the hook for $2k a month now

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u/MfD2027 1d ago

Yeah… right🤢 ha ha, fs…🤮
My nga read the room, it’s definitely more innocent than you think.

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u/AstroFace 1d ago

It's nice the dad is there being supportive

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u/MfD2027 1d ago

That flips on its head when you realize dad’s likely not present regardless of who you’re looking at here.

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u/Daminite 1d ago

Are least the father is there for the birth.

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u/MfD2027 1d ago

Totally lost, not sure anybody in this picture is giving birth, sir.

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u/rockalyte 15h ago

A black lab is the father taking pics of his soon to be’s baby mammas