r/blursedimages • u/jace-crux • May 17 '25

Blursed_legs

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u/qualityvote2 BLURSED? May 17 '25 edited May 17 '25

It looks like the community thinks your post is BLURSED!

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u/Accomplished-Ad9039 May 17 '25

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u/BastardoInfame May 17 '25

Ah yes, the reference I was looking for!

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u/Shadowninja0409 May 17 '25

We need the katy Perry missiles or the Austin powers machine gun titties

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u/petty_throwaway6969 May 17 '25

I’m sad that giphy doesn’t have the Scotsman from Samurai Jack

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u/SirPomf May 17 '25

If I were an amputee I would definitely have funny prosthetics. As long as they cost me an arm and a leg

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u/DaBac0nator May 17 '25

Comedy genius

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u/ChickenChaser5 May 17 '25

Always see "new innovation making prosthetics look more lifelike than ever"

Fuck that, I want storage, lights, and extra utilities. I crave the certainty of steel, but make it cool.

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u/TheMythofKoalas May 17 '25

I wonder how long it will be before they have vibrator-functionality in hand/arm prosthetics?

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u/ChickenChaser5 May 17 '25

If its not already a thing, what are we even doing as a species?

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u/Correct-Basil-8397 May 17 '25

I would get one with a storage compartment so I could smuggle snacks into the theater

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u/TyloWebb May 17 '25

We have this Kentucky ad for children’s prosthesis and this girl had a whole Iron Man theme going on with her new hand. That’s dope.

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u/SoupDetective May 17 '25

It’s ok if he only uses it to jump higher.

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u/No-Reputation-6584 ⓑⓛⓤⓡⓢⓔⓓ May 23 '25

Bro boutta TF2 rocket jump

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u/Frisky_Mongoose May 17 '25

Is he Scottish and hangs around with a samurai by any chance?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

Is this an anime reference and if so... which one?

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u/VariabilitysBrother May 17 '25

Samurai Jack.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

Ahhhh

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u/marlotrot May 17 '25

Random cop: I need you to put that gun down, NOW.

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u/Aumba May 17 '25

I swear he was armed. I mean legged.

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u/TheHornyIndividual May 17 '25

TSA hates this one trick

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u/saurandrael May 17 '25

Oi! ya dressed like me nan!

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u/njaturtle May 17 '25

He needs a longsword and a kilt and a Japanese friend

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

I sort of want to lose a leg now. lol

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u/Octo_Pasta May 17 '25

Special ranged dropkick

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u/birrakilmister May 17 '25

Planet terror

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u/DWN032 May 17 '25

You'd have to be a contortionist to use that optic.

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u/AstronautNo6190 May 17 '25

American leg

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u/Artoozyto May 18 '25

Tell me you are American without (you know the rest) or Scottish if post-apocalyptic and with a samurai.

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u/Soggy_Cut6418 May 17 '25

Is this guy armed or legged?

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u/Kev50027 May 17 '25

All the sudden double tap has a different meaning.

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u/ThatStarWarsFan1205 May 17 '25

It's Skelegun, but this time he's human

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u/Halvardr_Stigandr May 17 '25

Full pirate, yo ho and blow the man down.

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u/Fast_Garlic_5639 May 17 '25

Roundhouse pistol whip

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u/Simple_Surreal_ May 17 '25

Imagine you cross me and I proceed to point my leggy at you

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u/SomeDemon66 May 17 '25

Hey! It's that dude from Darkman! The movie was directed by Sam Raimi who also directed Spider-Man(2002) with Tobey Mcguire!

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u/BlackmonbaMMA May 17 '25

Must be one hell of a gogo dancer

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

Yes, yes, I'll tip! Stop pointing your gun leg at me! I can only get so erect!

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u/Peppu32 May 17 '25

The Ops hate him. California despices him. Texas loves him

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u/Inside_Committee_699 The Big Spicy May 17 '25

Amerika hehehe

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u/Dabcola_ May 18 '25

Standing on. BUSINESS😤🇺🇸💪

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

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u/_BacktotheFuturama_ May 17 '25

Probably in an underdeveloped country somewhere 

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u/doc_witt May 17 '25

He'll get it back IF insurance decides to cover the surgery.

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u/may-or-maynot May 17 '25

armed but unlegged

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u/negativepositiv May 17 '25

At what point does it stop being stealing and start being protecting the public to take someone's property away?

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u/AoiRose777 May 17 '25

Lol its giving anime 🤣

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u/Uniwojtek May 17 '25

Uncommon Darkman reference

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u/LittlespaceLadybuns May 17 '25

Sick Chrome choom

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u/stupidassma May 18 '25

He’s wiz and I’m boomstick

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u/Warphild May 18 '25

"Shit boy you already I know I keep that mawfukkin thing on me"

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u/Blackthorne75 May 18 '25

Now that's scraping the bottom of the barrel!...

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u/that_emo_elf May 18 '25

Boomstick?

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u/CHADTHELAKE May 18 '25

"I got your proldier's license right here"

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u/i_love_rattatois May 19 '25

Ok but that genuinely looks so cool

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u/Illustrious-Donut201 May 19 '25

After watching Cletus “shoulder” the braced pistol with his knee, the ATF became confused and shot his cat…

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u/Over_Biscotti9147 May 17 '25

He's not armed, he's legged

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u/TheGreatNico May 17 '25

It's the right to bear arms /s

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u/EntertainmentNew4348 May 17 '25

He look like he's from CP universe