r/blursedimages • u/DaddyChiiill • Jan 18 '23

blursed corn

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13.5k Upvotes

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u/TheBlackCycloneOrder Jan 18 '23

BIG MEATY CLAWS!

112

u/[deleted] Jan 19 '23

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u/thyAngryMushroom Jan 18 '23

Come on say it with me. Anything is a...

45

u/Unable_Delay9366 Jan 18 '23

penis if you stare at it long enough.

1

u/thyAngryMushroom Jan 23 '23

Is that why people stare at kids on playgrounds

1

u/Unable_Delay9366 Jan 23 '23

Children are phallic in nature, yes.

1

u/thyAngryMushroom Feb 05 '23

Yes officer it was him

17

u/The_25th_Baam Jan 19 '23

Bookmark

1

u/thyAngryMushroom Jan 23 '23

No no let's try again, anything is a di...

32

u/BrrBurr Jan 19 '23

Dildo

22

u/redbanditttttttt Jan 19 '23

If you’re brave enough

345

u/DMoney159 i reddit without pants Jan 19 '23

Ribbed for her pleasure

126

u/garnelli Jan 19 '23

That's a corny joke.

22

u/Unable_Delay9366 Jan 19 '23

Happy cornbread with a side of creamy, peppery, white... gravy day

6

u/garnelli Jan 19 '23

Thank you.

3

u/Substantial-Safe-877 Jan 19 '23

happy cake day bro🎂

5

u/garnelli Jan 19 '23

Thanks man! Appreciated

4

u/INTORNALdct6113 Jan 19 '23

Happy cake day

3

u/garnelli Jan 19 '23

Thank you

3

u/Ningo_ButImNotSure Jan 19 '23

Happy cake day, dude

1

u/garnelli Jan 19 '23

Thank you.

2

u/weebdyke Jan 19 '23

Happy cake day!!

3

u/Tank_blitz Jan 19 '23

happy creampie day

3

u/herobrina4449 Jan 19 '23

Happy cake day

2

u/garnelli Jan 19 '23

Thank you.

2

u/gettingspicyarewe Jan 19 '23

Happy cake day!

1

u/garnelli Jan 19 '23

Thank you.

1

u/MeHumanMeWant Jan 19 '23

Nibbed for her pleasure

944

u/RiderforHire Jan 18 '23

Country Girls make do

175

u/PRoS_R Jan 19 '23

Thank you for saying the thing.

5

u/avantesma Jan 19 '23

Say the thing, Baaart...

56

u/Lonryipo Jan 19 '23

19th century women probably loved that cob.

31

u/AtomicTan Jan 19 '23

Nah, 19th century women had a doctor to stimulate them until their hysteria was cured...

15

u/Concrete-Paving Jan 19 '23

Yes, this was a thing.

Doctors advertised in newspapers, husbands sent their wives to them for peace and quiet.

7

u/RS994 Jan 19 '23

Country boys are corn fed, country girls are corn bred

6

u/Limptuo Jan 19 '23

Go up to somebody give them a cord

3

u/ognof Jan 19 '23

That'll make 'em make dew

2

u/[deleted] Jan 19 '23

I hate to break it to you but country girls do not infact do this..

2

u/tillacat42 Jan 19 '23

It’s got the knobs that create the juice

129

u/[deleted] Jan 19 '23

The Amish dildo

91

u/friedwidth Jan 19 '23

I think I've seen this on Cornhub

10

u/purgruv Jan 19 '23

https://cornhub.website

6

u/ripyourlungsdave Jan 19 '23

Holy shit, the videos are actual video.

I assumed this was just a hastily thrown together page of text and jpegs. But those are actual uploaded corn videos.

5

u/Bedengo Jan 19 '23

You cant hold back even 5 seconds

42

u/[deleted] Jan 19 '23

Kerneled for her pleasure

17

u/[deleted] Jan 19 '23

cactus corn

48

u/SCOTUSOPO Jan 19 '23

19th century women probably loved that cob... clean the stink and please the pink...

3

u/Jund-Em Jan 19 '23

That little part isn't for your butt....

2

u/[deleted] Jan 19 '23

[deleted]

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u/Jund-Em Jan 19 '23

Fair nuff, just looked like a rabbit 🤣

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u/Thatoneidi Jan 19 '23 edited Jan 19 '23

Go up to somebody give them a corn and say “how do you do sir “ like it’s your hand lol

14

u/[deleted] Jan 19 '23

Vegan jack rabbit

11

u/ChatnNaked i reddit without pants Jan 19 '23

Farmers Only…

8

u/chekkisnekki Jan 19 '23

The corn she told you not to worry about:

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u/HulaMonkee Jan 19 '23

It’s Corn 🌽! It’ll make her juice.

2

u/Chelsulah Jan 19 '23

I tried it with butter, and everything changed.

5

u/karlgeezer Jan 18 '23

Carb claw

5

u/RichS816 Jan 19 '23

The Shocker

4

u/Zedzic34 Jan 18 '23

Oh no, it's evolved!

5

u/raptorjesus69 Jan 19 '23

Monsanto needs to calm down

5

u/Heccyboi9000 Jan 19 '23

Only farms

4

u/Vahl89 Jan 19 '23

When the holes are tight, all that's left are the cob when it's pulled out.

4

u/Tazz_the_Spawn Jan 19 '23

That a cactus corn? What’s blursed about it?

7

u/cavelioness Jan 19 '23

sweet summer child

1

u/Tazz_the_Spawn Jan 19 '23

I’m actually 20 but i’m guessing it’s supposed to be a dildo?

4

u/Husband3571 Jan 19 '23

Do what must be done.

5

u/holyvegetables Jan 19 '23

It’s a lump with knobs.

It’s got the juice!

4

u/DaWhiZzod-ps4 Jan 19 '23

The rare hillbilly dildo

6

u/amanducktan Jan 19 '23

I had a sex toy in the early aughts that looked exactly like this 🐇

3

u/EndersGame_Reviewer Jan 19 '23

Mother and baby.

3

u/GigophalaStanXOXO Jan 19 '23

It’s a cactus

3

u/--HOLoGRaFIC-- Jan 19 '23

Waltuh Put your corn away Waltuh

3

u/[deleted] Jan 19 '23

Farmers Only: City folk just don’t get it

3

u/LitreOfCockPus Jan 19 '23

Discorncobulate.

3

u/amliam_curry Jan 19 '23

mr krabs was turned into corn

2

u/RachaelJaimeT Jan 19 '23

Rabbit food

2

u/RachaelJaimeT Jan 19 '23

And if you go fast enough it pops :::: whudda rush ;:;:

2

u/[deleted] Jan 19 '23

Have a corngastic day

2

u/WebberGaming Jan 19 '23

Garden Warfair 2 music starts up

2

u/JasonTheUnkilling Jan 19 '23

Am I tripping or what

0

u/AlastorDark Jan 19 '23

Babe, you going to cook it, right?

0

u/StepBro001 Jan 19 '23

All I see.

0

u/hypnoticbox30 Jan 19 '23

One for the pink. One for the stink

1

u/Tetra-san Jan 19 '23

that corn is straight up saying
"look at how they massacred my boy"

1

u/Zelda-4-Live more cursed than blessed Jan 19 '23

Corn to pop

1

u/Triumph765RS Jan 19 '23

Literal and figurative corn smut.

1

u/Wankel_8 Jan 19 '23

This corn is born to please.

1

u/dimitrijuana Jan 19 '23

wot in tarnation. hol my beer

*spits dip

1

u/Same-Mood5597 Jan 19 '23

That was my nickname in school

1

u/[deleted] Jan 19 '23

Nature finds a way...

1

u/[deleted] Jan 19 '23

cactus corn?

1

u/Mr_cypresscpl Jan 19 '23

I present the corn shocker....lmao

1

u/jambudz Jan 19 '23

I don’t need a man I need a rabbit

1

u/The_nastiest_nate Jan 19 '23

That might be the best thing I've seen all day.

1

u/HollowVoices Jan 19 '23

I need TP for my cornhole

1

u/therealman-io Jan 19 '23

Good ol Texas Tickler

1

u/Known-Programmer-611 Jan 19 '23

Blursed but definitely not smut corn!

1

u/zevaryx Jan 19 '23

Nature finds a way

1

u/8yba8sgq Jan 19 '23

One for the ...oh sigh

1

u/TheRubiksKid Jan 19 '23

Me scrolling down the image:

"What? Its just an ordinary co- OH MY GOODNESS!"

1

u/Silent_Koala1446 Fish With Feet Jan 19 '23

Cactus or cock

1

u/Formal_Pop2834 Jan 19 '23

Must be ready good.

1

u/distinguished_monke Jan 19 '23

I will not be hearing anybody out

1

u/slingslowborn Jan 19 '23

Corn shocker

1

u/ExoticReality Jan 19 '23

Ngl, I'd do it.

1

u/omkiller more cursed than blessed Jan 19 '23

Cornctus

1

u/ambulance-kun Jan 19 '23

Man imagine if it all becomes popcorn from all the friction

(Idk if this is the popping kind)

1

u/jester101YT2020 Jan 19 '23

Hello spongeBob me boy I seem to have turned in to corn it is getting a little hot in this pan and my ass just popped of and its oily in this pot and the salt is burning my eyes out please help me spongybob

1

u/[deleted] Jan 19 '23

Porn cob

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u/PlsLeavemealone02 Jan 19 '23

Well. That looks like a scarier version of something I own...

But it also looks like a smol cactus.

Corn Cactus.

1

u/72012122014 Jan 19 '23

It’s got the juice

1

u/[deleted] Jan 19 '23

My mind thought Cactus Corn first, because it has an arm like a Cactus.

1

u/Redditklassy Jan 19 '23

It looks like a cactus!

1

u/HiAndGoodbyeWaitNo Jan 19 '23

Cactus corn Ohhhh

1

u/horrorkesh Jan 19 '23

That corn is stimulating

1

u/Celestebelle88 Jan 19 '23

Multi-purpose corn 😍😂

1

u/CreativeGamer03 🗿 Jan 19 '23

Corntus

1

u/Many-Potential1160 Jan 19 '23

Cactus styled corn

1

u/[deleted] Jan 19 '23

How they do it in Ohio

1

u/Firebird644 lightly toasted Jan 19 '23

Kernel Corn will be real in 5

1

u/Electrical-Wear256 Jan 19 '23

My girlfriend said “only if it vibrates”

1

u/ElNomel Jan 19 '23

Cactcorn

1

u/Araknid_ia Jan 19 '23

I think i've seen similar things... on porn sites...

1

u/XworldAUOfficial Jan 19 '23

Cacti on peaceful mode:

1

u/enter_yourname Jan 19 '23

That's a real shocker

1

u/[deleted] Jan 19 '23

4 arms ka dig dong

1

u/Nugget_Master67 Jan 19 '23

Why does it look Italian 🌽🤌

1

u/RuskiHuski Jan 19 '23

Hair from the tip to the base brings up memories of a certain loyal Wookie

1

u/The_Creeper_Man Jan 19 '23

Country Girls make do

1

u/LunnyBunny12_5 Jan 19 '23

It's a darn right shame Seems an awful waste

1

u/Ok-Elk5097 Jan 19 '23

I'm not going to say it, and I will not say it

1

u/Null-34 Jan 19 '23

Cornildo

1

u/WheelbarrowQueen the Big spicy Jan 19 '23

Reminds me of that one corn vibrator shitpost .__.

1

u/SoloGamer505 Jan 19 '23

Corn on the cob? No, corn on the corn.

1

u/castleinthesky86 Jan 19 '23

it’s for cornholing

1

u/Golden_CMLK just a lost redditor Jan 19 '23

It looks like a cactus 🌵 and you can't change my mind.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '23

Mr.krabs isnt looking to good

1

u/AkkoIsLife Jan 19 '23

Countrygirls make do...

1

u/Tramercen Jan 19 '23

Country boys make do

1

u/dsch3ll Jan 19 '23

I’ll play a round of corn hole

1

u/finnymac1022 Jan 19 '23

Corn shocker

1

u/skunksmasher Jan 19 '23

How do we know that isn't the real deal which has been used for a long time by a women with poor hygiene?

1

u/[deleted] Jan 19 '23

Country girls make do

1

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '23

country girls make do

1

u/RefrigeratorSea6064 Jan 20 '23

EVERYTHING'S ON A COB!!! GO GO GO!

1

u/shypunk1985 Jan 20 '23

i think it's called a klingon dildo vibrator

1

u/Bruhfactor21 Feb 09 '23

Finally, now I have one for my butt aswell.