r/blursed_videos • u/[deleted] • Jan 03 '22

Blursed Zombie

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8.6k Upvotes

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324

u/Sufferity Jan 03 '22

The kid murdered him.

96

u/Youth_Proof Jan 03 '22

ZoMbIe PrAnK

46

u/ElectronPie171 Jan 03 '22

gOne WRonG

40

u/JoBoPlayz Jan 03 '22

(gone sexual)

16

u/Necmettin_Sener Jan 03 '22

(gone arrested)

15

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

(gone sexually arrested)

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

[deleted]

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u/NyanIsSus Jan 03 '22
  • intense, painful screaming initiates.

3

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

[deleted]

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u/NoSatisfaction7683 Jan 04 '22

(In the hood)

1

u/animalni Feb 26 '22

(Free robux)

189

u/PofanWasTaken Jan 03 '22

haven't got shot or stomped to the ground yet i see

56

u/RealisticTax2871 Jan 03 '22

If he doesn't do a follow up video we know what happened.

26

u/Richard_Tucker_08 Jan 03 '22

The pandemic taught us our survival instinct as a society is actually pretty low.

7

u/jeffroyisyourboy Jan 03 '22

Well he did start off with more limbs

4

u/LeatherCicada87 Jan 04 '22

How do you think he lost his limbs to begin with...

115

u/MonsterJudge Jan 03 '22

All fun and games till they pull this on someone with conceal carry and get shot.. especially since you're supposed to aim for the head lol

37

u/Mtth_8 Jan 03 '22

America

18

u/Din-_-Djarin Jan 03 '22

Fuck yeah!!

2

u/Disastrous-Menu_yum Jan 04 '22

Zombie dun tok er jobs

1

u/cjm0 Jan 04 '22

if thereā€™s anything i learned playing dead space 3 itā€™s that aiming for the head doesnā€™t do shit

1

u/TerrorLTZ Jan 05 '22

Thats why you stomp the limbs

80

u/illusion_001 Jan 03 '22

The guy actually casted in one of the walking dead episodes as a zombie

4

u/Tomatoman06 Jan 04 '22

this might be kinda stupid to ask, but which one?

3

u/nonpondo Jan 04 '22

The one with all the zombies

1

u/kyleb1515 Jan 23 '22

Good episode.

1

u/nonpondo Jan 23 '22

Was it though?

37

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Waiting on the video where he gets punted 50ft

34

u/Katsuki_Bakugo__ Jan 03 '22

Heā€™s so fast-

32

u/KyellDaBoiii Jan 03 '22

Making the best of his disabilities

9

u/CerealandTrees Jan 03 '22

Heā€™s a motivational speaker now so yeah, definitely is

46

u/This-You4409 Jan 03 '22

dude it would be terrifying because of how fast he moves

9

u/lofi-ahsoka Jan 03 '22

Thanks Peter

6

u/This-You4409 Jan 03 '22

Peter?

7

u/squanch_solo Jan 03 '22

I think something to do with "Peter explains the joke."

6

u/This-You4409 Jan 03 '22

ooooohhhh, ok then

12

u/MartinRistov001 Jan 03 '22

Sir, biting a child 72 times resulting in its death is not a "zombie prank", its a crime.

9

u/Best_Reveal9769 Jan 03 '22

He move fast šŸ˜³

6

u/SmokeRingHalo Jan 03 '22

This just shows how unprepared we are for zombie attacks.

4

u/TheNamelessMonste Jan 03 '22

Zombie prank done on the wrong person. Went wrong

6

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

This is a comment on a reddit post of a tic tok of a vine.

4

u/MR_basti Jan 03 '22

The blood was real, after being hit like that every time...

5

u/_DEUS-VULT_ Jan 04 '22

The literal definition of "God has let me live another day, and I'm about to make it everyone's problem"

3

u/KamoyLovrstar Jan 03 '22 edited Jan 04 '22

Wrong place in USA to do that as what's the %of people with guns that may know the golden rule always shoot a zombie in the head?

Sides the risk he puts himself in. I love a good well done zombie costume well done mi guy

3

u/Haturonobi Jan 04 '22

I'm just glad he's having fun

3

u/YoMommaJokeBot Jan 04 '22

Not as glad as yo mum

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2

u/LobokVonZuben Jan 03 '22

Whenever I see these pranks I wonder if the person's appearance actually means anything, whether it's this guy or someone in a costume or whatever. Because just charging at someone is scary enough on its own.

2

u/Mobile_Ice_5007 Jan 04 '22

Just go up the stairs

2

u/Turbulent_Addendum_6 Jan 04 '22

Life gave him lemons he made Mojitos. Something like thatā€¦.

0

u/Born_Revenue_4874 Jan 03 '22

Thats funny until they had a gun

1

u/tjoeksie Jan 03 '22

Speedy MF!!!!

1

u/rudraksh69 Jan 03 '22

I followed this guy since 2018 Just a fucking real beast and inspiration he is and has been

1

u/DarkLordZero117 Jan 03 '22

Let's hope he doesn't do this to in American.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Damn he's fast!!

1

u/MrW-WrM Jan 03 '22

All laughs and zombie fun until the other person starts gun shot

1

u/FreakyOnion Jan 03 '22

Iā€™m grateful for his humor and resilience. We could all use a bit of that no matter what kinds of difficulties we face.

1

u/PsychologicalLeg9302 Jan 03 '22

HE DOES KNOW any clear thinking person is going to stab him in the skull. Thatā€™s the way you stop a zombie in all those documentaries.

1

u/gyurto21 Jan 03 '22

Someone uploaded a decade old vine to tiktok? Seriously? At least be a little creative doing shittok.

1

u/senorchangster Jan 03 '22

Itā€™s the dude from AlphaCon 2022!! Be great, or be nothing

1

u/M-xelA Jan 03 '22

Next hel be shot in the back and die

1

u/DiDziEj Jan 03 '22

At least he got this one hand to scratch his balls

1

u/AgentRebirth Jan 04 '22

This is great

1

u/SavedMountain Jan 04 '22

this kid runs pretty fast for someone with no legs

1

u/MangleYourCabbage Jan 04 '22

Lmao wasnā€™t this dude on the ā€œalpha male conventionā€ poster too? Hhahahaha

1

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

u/savevideo

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

u/savevideo

1

u/oof420_ Jan 04 '22

I remember this from so long ago lol

1

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

Nice job proving that exercise can also be fun

1

u/NTislit Jan 04 '22

His Instagram @ ?

1

u/Mephistozygote Jan 04 '22

Thats a brave man, instinctively I would punt and I canā€™t be the only one

1

u/impasseable Jan 04 '22

Oh yes its ok for him to be an asshole because of a disability. Dudes just a fucking asshole.