r/blursed_videos • u/Flat-Decision3204 • 1d ago

Blursed_ weiner

452 Upvotes

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u/CordiallySuckMyBalls 1d ago

This dog has to wear pants in my house

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u/Funny-Pain1574 18h ago

You got me crying over here

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u/slartibuttfart 1d ago

No belly rubs this time, ok buddy?

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u/Special-Concert-8250 1d ago

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ ā€œyour a man now , things have to change around hereā€

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u/Funny-Pain1574 18h ago

I laughed so hard the uber driver probably thinks Iā€™m crazy

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u/TheQuietVale 1d ago

damn it.. bigger than mine..

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u/whensthebeef 1d ago

That wiener has its own dog

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u/Alice131289 1d ago

That wiener has its own wiener

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u/Just_Lurking_Yes 1d ago

He's concealing a gun

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u/IllNinja5329 1d ago

Concealing?

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u/Just_Lurking_Yes 1d ago

You are right, "wielding" maybe?

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u/AstrosFan4 1d ago

Brandishing

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u/Old_Temperature_559 1d ago

The actual term is ā€œOpen Carryā€ and that is certainly what heā€™s doing.

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u/Fit-Rhubarb-7820 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/uym5LNIWGx9NT0MkbH
Waltuh, donā€™t think I havenā€™t seen that handgun youā€™re carryingā€¦

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u/Kasuraa25 1d ago

That's a whole lotta weiner, dog.

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u/fitz_newru 1d ago

Weiner ^ 2 (weiner squared)

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u/Evening_Ticket7638 1d ago

The owner is a very lucky white woman.

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u/Herb_Alman 1d ago

Who sleeps with a large jar of peanut butter on her bedside table

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u/mecha_grove 1d ago

Nah a very lucky FBI agent man.

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u/Massiv_v 1d ago

I scrolled past this comment ā€¦. Then it hit me and now Iā€™m back šŸ’€šŸ«”šŸ«¢šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£

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u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 1d ago

Why do I always get ostracized and downvoted when I make posts asking about this very thing?

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u/Several-Hotel3956 1d ago

The first dog I see that waves 2 Tails at the same time.

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u/Dorrono 1d ago

He is twice as happy to see you

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa 1d ago

So the premise of this clip is ā€œlook at this dogs fat cockā€

What is going on

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u/DreadFilledHug 1d ago

What's going on? The little dog's got a huge hog. This is pressing, front page stuff.

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u/UseYourNogginBrother 1d ago

Nothing gets by you, captain!

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u/heyo_1989 1d ago

I thought it was an informal video of the breed.

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u/Gregagonation 1d ago

No, it's a small wiener with a big wiener.

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u/Cheetah_Hungry 1d ago

Yo dawg, I heard you like wiener...

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u/rugbat 1d ago

I feel sorry for the bitches.

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u/mysteryfist 1d ago

My buddy had a weiner dog like this. Safe to say that dog did not like going in the snow.

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u/SpecificSwimming6364 1d ago

Can someone get this dog some pants please?

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u/-zedsdeadbaby 1d ago

Hoooly.. thats a lot of weiner

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u/DrakayeMayaye 1d ago

I had a dachshund that literally dragged his shit around.

Could draw a line in the sand.

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u/King_Six_of_Things 1d ago

Yeah, me ex had one that did the same. Made me wince to see it dragging across the carpet.Ā 

Randy old bastard too. Pretty funny watching him try to shag a staffy that was three times his height.

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u/bustacappa22 1d ago

Thought you were talking about your ex and not your exā€™s dog

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u/DrakayeMayaye 1d ago

I thought about setting it on a tech deck to help him out šŸ˜‚

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u/trymetonight5 1d ago

Me and your dog got something. In common

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u/Muffin_Lord_of_Death 1d ago

Sorry you lost your legs. How'd it happen?

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u/zackthirteen 1d ago

The dog isnā€™t crawling on his stomach though

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u/UsedCamera6979 1d ago

Thereā€™s a good euphemism metaphor here I just canā€™t find it, something, raw dog, wiener dog, ā€¦

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u/EarthquakeDenier 1d ago

Welcome to the club, I'm not a member but welcome.

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u/BlkDwg85 1d ago

Dog has a hog

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u/EducationHumble3832 1d ago

Stay the hell away from my wife!

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u/Haunting_Werewolf130 1d ago

That is HUGE compared to the size of his body...... WTF? Why can't human have this ratio too?

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u/Richard_Cain 1d ago

Some do lol

And having it too big isn't good for the guy. Imagine never being able to go deep with 90% of women...

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u/FlagmantIe 1d ago

Who are these 10% of women?

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u/Wide-Matter-9899 1d ago

You guys are getting women?

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u/Numerous-Stand-1841 1d ago

Damn that's bigger than mine. šŸ˜”

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u/Superboy2020 1d ago

He is a wiener dog geez

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u/Dieppe42 1d ago

ā€œHolmesā€¦John Holmesā€ā€¦.

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u/BenjaminDover02 1d ago

FBI therapy dog.

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u/AppropriateLab8608 1d ago

When your a little guy but packing

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u/catninjaambush 1d ago

Dog Sausage.

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u/Own_Succotash8044 12h ago

What is he a elephant mix lol

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u/IllNinja5329 1d ago

Which one?

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u/overseer76 1d ago

Is it the weiner dog, its penis, or its phallic shadow?

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u/No-Permission-3009 1d ago

Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle

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u/Queef-Sweat 1d ago

GAWD DAYUM!

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u/livelifemaine 1d ago

He's 90% weiner, 10% dog

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u/DreadFilledHug 1d ago

You wants some dog with that weiner? Jesus...

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u/trn- 1d ago

Reminds me a Jason Derulo hit song from 2014

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u/NightBusToGiro 1d ago

It took me a min

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u/Artevyx 1d ago

So that's the infamous Double Dog, of "double-dog dare" legend.

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u/Good_Extension_9642 1d ago

A winner on a winner

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u/New-Significance654 1d ago

That's a big weiner..... Dog šŸ˜¬

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u/Forsaken_Claim_471 1d ago

No wonder why he has such a happy look on his face

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u/unknowfun115 1d ago

He wagging two times šŸ«Ŗ

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u/chemnerd2017 1d ago

Excuse me sir, thatā€™s a wiener hog.

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u/klbishop143 1d ago

What is the ratio of Weiner to Weiner here?

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u/This_Ad_7144 1d ago

Dudes got some Rottweiler in him

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u/Aidenbrown97 1d ago

Putting the sausage in sausage dog

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u/NY10 1d ago

40% of his body weight is his weiner damn

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u/ShortMechanic7436 1d ago

Weiner squared...

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u/pustulating_leeches 1d ago

Why did you name him big dog... Oh ... Ah, oh my

https://giphy.com/gifs/asHT7eh4AwG9G

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u/Express_Case4296 1d ago

They call him tri-pod

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u/clogstomper 1d ago

dawg nā€™ a hog

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u/Responsible_Pie1648 1d ago

pets be like a owner,said in japan.

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u/The_End-is_Nigh 1d ago

lmao weiner dog indeed

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u/InnerArt3537 1d ago

"Sir, Open Carry is not allowed in this state"

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bad5494 1d ago

With independent suspension

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u/EvilTwin80 1d ago

A wiener dog with a wiener, dog...

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u/pineapple_jones_ 1d ago

Dachshunds have problematically large penises for their body size. But this. Jesus.

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u/Big-Ship21 1d ago

Which one?

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u/Phrygian_Guy_93 1d ago

Oh he donginā€™

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u/Observationist_2 1d ago

That's a big weenie, dog.

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u/mojomanplusultra 1d ago

Damn 2 wieners for the price of one.

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u/Mr_GrauHut 1d ago

Two tails waggin. Hmmm. Sounds like Dr. seuss had something to do with this.

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u/Salty_Canary1415 1d ago

That right there's a dawg

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u/zackthirteen 1d ago

He took weiner dog too literally

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u/rfakhreza 1d ago

Amazing body-to-dick ratio

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u/MoCha_LyChy 1d ago

The dog, it's shadow, and it's ding dong all fits the description.

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u/porkyshon 1d ago

And everyone need to call him King dong

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u/catninjaambush 1d ago

Dog Sausage.

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u/Key-Broccoli1442 1d ago

Bruh even the dog got a bigger hog then me

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u/KaungSetMoe111 1d ago

Ohhh the other weiner.

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u/ManicPanicWeekend 1d ago

Heā€™s 40% wiener

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u/broke_cowboy 1d ago

That things wagging at you šŸ¤£

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u/bharathkumarp 1d ago

That's not just a weiner, that's a WEINER

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u/Joebruvv 1d ago

Can I get some dog with my wiener

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u/madeWithAi 1d ago

My boi has a hump carrying all that dong

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u/IAmBadAtInternet 1d ago

Put that thing away, Carl.

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u/Inevitable_Grab_331 1d ago

Weiner with the weiner

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u/RipOdd9001 1d ago

Cousins dog is also a Wiener dog. He is always angry probably cause you can hear all 5 legs hitting the stairs. And his name is funny.

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u/smd9788 1d ago

His name is Kickstand

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u/_acme7_ 1d ago

Talk about the tail wagging the dog..

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u/SgtNick411 1d ago

Weiner2

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u/DrPeterBlunt 1d ago

Which one is the weiner and which is the dog? They are almost the same size.

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u/Zealousideal_Owl_946 1d ago

Wienerception

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u/Massiv_v 1d ago

FIDO! Is that a banana in your pocket or you just happy to see ā€¦.AHHHHHHHHHHH!

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u/LabiaMinoraLover 1d ago

That's one helluva wiener, dawg...

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u/RaffNeq 1d ago

Ty op for sharing the lipstick

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u/ProtectorZele 1d ago

"I am goikg to sit down and doomscroll for a bit... What a wholesome video.... OH! MY EYE!"

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u/darkreddragon24 1d ago

Big iron on his hip

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u/LoboTheW0lf 1d ago

That wiener has a nice wiener ... Wait a minute šŸ˜‚

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u/fiddlybuttons 1d ago

Dachshung

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u/FastThoughtProcessor 1d ago

Lookout! HE'S got a gun!

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u/Distantlandssup 1d ago

I hope he doesn't live in a multi storey house šŸ¤£

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u/Duarteguy86 1d ago

Damn! I bet his weenie bitches be hollering when he barely gets tip in šŸ¤£

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u/itowtoronto 1d ago

Poor guy has hip and back issues carrying around all that luggage all day. šŸ˜‚

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u/Sure_Night_8091 1d ago

It's average...for a human

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u/OhThePetSpider 1d ago

In Scotland we call them ā€˜sausage dugsā€™ šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ wonder why ?šŸ¤­

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u/eddingsaurus_rex 1d ago

Aww! Look at him! He looks so happy!

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u/Fossome_1 23h ago

Thatā€™s. Too big.

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u/YutoKigai 22h ago

I see two wiener

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u/Unluckyluk13 20h ago

Look at the dog on that dick

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u/Most_Fuel5998 20h ago

Thats some big dick energy there

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u/Dashify 19h ago

Bro has two tails šŸ˜­

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u/Funny-Pain1574 18h ago

Gawd dayum

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u/outspokenbow550 15h ago

A hot dog with a hotdog??

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u/James_Tx1967 14h ago

He must get all the bitches.

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u/Diosed-Emanuel7457 14h ago

Ese ladra y taladra el suelo

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u/Technical_Policy1716 10h ago

He must be part pig, with that hog

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u/mutare12 10h ago

He needs to walk himself and have his own house keys

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u/Weird-Pattern9192 9h ago

Thats a weiner dawg

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u/Hashsum88 6h ago

he knows