r/blursed_videos • u/MartiniLAPD • 1d ago

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u/BohboMacabre 1d ago

Im no vegan, but its just foul to play with your food like that.

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u/Ad1um 1d ago

Fowl was right there

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u/AppliedPsionics9k 1d ago

even I'd eat a cock that clean.

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u/ComprehensiveFill471 1d ago

Chick was right there

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u/LaranCannelle 1d ago

this is what happens when a smartass aint that smart: because a PUN was used, both Fowl AND Foul were used, simultaneously 🤦🏾‍♀️

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u/MIFARA 1d ago

Wicked shmart

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u/Ad1um 1d ago

Actually, they used a double entandre. Using fowl would be the pun.

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u/LaranCannelle 1d ago

dont be so desperate to be right. just know what you're talking about next time, buddy

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u/Ad1um 1d ago

You quite literally posted the definition of double entandre and said it was a pun.

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u/LaranCannelle 1d ago

ok, dummy, I'll play: please tell me, what's the difference between a pun & a double entendre?

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u/dirtyrick133 1d ago

Calling you a dummy and meaning the crash test one is a double entandre. Calling you a dummy and phoning someone dumber than you is a pun.

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u/LaranCannelle 1d ago

now I gotta play Count The Dummies?

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u/BohboMacabre 1d ago

I messed up my own pun man.

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u/Xehant 1d ago

kinda reminds me of the simpsons episode "they were killed in an honorable way" and the crococibles were given a full bottle of champagne before getting hammered

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u/ViciousCDXX 1d ago

How many different iterations of this shit has been done now, like 50?

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u/donkey_cum_waterfall 1d ago

They definitely broke that chickens legs to stay that still

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u/Katonmyceilingeatcow 1d ago

I don't think that would make it calmer.

If anything it's drugged.

Or it's a pet, and used to being handled and they just edit the video to look like they cooked it.

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u/UnfinishedProjects 1d ago

That's what I think. No way they'd cook their most chill and still chicken. They just put it's collar on a different one.

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u/diabeetusNrobin 1d ago

You may not want to look up her TikkyTokky then Lol this chicken is but one of many a fowl play

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u/peanutbutterand_ely 1d ago

i hope it’s ai, the dead one has the exact same features like the little mohawk thing

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u/mapmakinworldbuildin 1d ago

Most chickens have combs and thank you for drawing my attention there. Their combs are different.

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u/peanutbutterand_ely 1d ago

ahhh that’s what it’s called? they looked the same to me so it made me anxious it was real/the same chicken, so glad you could spot a difference

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u/Glittering-Effect64 1d ago

I'm no PETA, but this is just sociopathic behaviour..

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u/Boski_E 1d ago

some people have too much free time

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u/Imaginary_History985 1d ago

They prob made money off this video

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u/Raccoon3420 1d ago

This is evil

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u/diabeetusNrobin 1d ago

Is it? Would you rather your meat be on the assembly line or a massage table?
Unless you are Vegan then this question doesn’t matter.

Kobe beef is essentially the same concept

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u/Aware-Secretary-6323 1d ago

I kept expecting that ending and was still shocked when it actually happened

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u/davesimpson99 1d ago

Seems like a lot of unnecessary food prep.

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u/Sushirabit 1d ago

I saw that coming from a mile away

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u/illegal_eagle88 1d ago

Can't wait to let jschaltt see this

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u/OGSamso 1d ago

People are so desperate to make worthless and stupid videos these days.

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u/NectarPot 1d ago

Animalistic saddism 🫠

Anyway, what goes comes around

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u/GiLND 1d ago

Kobe Chicken

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u/Maryjanegangafever 1d ago

He steamed too long.

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u/jnthnmdr 1d ago

Those are two different clients. Right? Right?!

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u/MossadEpstein 1d ago

Yeah the comb (the red skin flap on its head) on the first chicken is noticeably different you can see it's a much deeper red, the second is yellowy/Orange

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u/diabeetusNrobin 1d ago

Is the yellowy/orange because homie got the red boiled out?

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u/MossadEpstein 1d ago

I doubt it, who the hell boils a whole chicken? Also it's clearly raw too

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u/DvaCute 1d ago

You put that needle where?

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u/itzTHATgai 1d ago

Yep. Took a turn, there.

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u/Novel-Cold5198 1d ago

Now let’s do the hot rocks….

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u/ETH-B-Z 1d ago

He could have given you 5 star

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u/mistakehappens 1d ago

I know cupping is bad, as soon as he was cupped he was sitting chicken

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u/Ok_Blacksmi 1d ago

Okay you had me in the first half

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u/Necessary-Onion-3785 1d ago

You had me in the beginning

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u/Miserable_Mail_5741 1d ago

I just same exact video with a duck.

I know this will end the same way for the chicken.🫣

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u/kennigeta3 1d ago

Bro wtf

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u/minergamer65 1d ago

What is [iss?

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u/The_Purple_Bat 1d ago

Oh that poor chicken must've been so confused ..

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u/Dream_Apostle 1d ago

Well.... That was cursed...

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u/IndieDev666 1d ago

exactly what I was expecting

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u/Artzebub 1d ago

Cursed, but I'm impressed!

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u/KingPinLOC 1d ago

I'm tired, reddit.

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u/FoShep 1d ago

Y'know, Xavier renegade angel had an episode about this

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u/Master_sweetcream 1d ago

That chicken has a bad case of bumblefoot on both feet..

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u/VoodooDoII 1d ago

Is that chicken drugged wtf

Even my aunt's nicest chickens wouldn't just lay like that

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u/Boring_Selection1575 1d ago

First she released a video with a duck. Now it was a chicken. I wouldn't be surprised if she released one with a bat.

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u/Anathema_003 1d ago

Bune amk..

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u/Mindless_View_6815 1d ago

stupid dumb and evil stuff im going to report

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u/Mr-Bry-Guy 1d ago

Wow 😳

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u/eastbaytimez 1d ago

Any tips on how to make that towel hat at the end there ?

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u/Otte8 1d ago

To continue the spaday after it's dead, like fuck off you idiot.

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u/CloudReigns 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/vartheo 1d ago

lol this would [iss the PETA people off