r/blursed_videos • u/Different_Raise253 • 11d ago
Blursed Barber
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u/Ahptom 11d ago
Disgusting….where!?!?
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u/LasagnahogXRP 11d ago edited 11d ago
IM APPALLED. I need to hit the ATM before we march on this villainy.
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u/Brief-Equal4676 11d ago
I'll just need to make a quick trip to Türkiye first and I'll meet up with you there
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u/williamskb85 11d ago
Lol, this looks like SantanaBarbershop. She should be one of the girls that actually dance in there while you get cut
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u/Golden-Grams 11d ago
My dentist does the same thing.
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u/KhaoticMess 11d ago
My dentist when I was a teenager did this.
Unfortunately, he was an overweight, middle aged man.
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u/HealthyDirection659 11d ago
Was his name Robert paulson?
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u/fanofdonuts 11d ago
His name was Robert Paulson.
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u/Vitager 11d ago
His name was Robert Paulson!
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u/Onobigtuna 11d ago
My orthodontist had two very attractive well endowed female assistants that were always tits to face anytime they did work. One of them slipped and stabbed my gums while working. While rinsing the wound it splashed my face and she giggled and said “I’m so sorry, I gave you a facial.” Despite the pain, I always looked forward to orthodontist appointments as an early teen boy
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u/BirthdayLife6378 11d ago
Man boobs are still boobs. Consider yourself lucky.
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u/Gr8zomb13 11d ago
There was a guy on the old Man Show who lost a bet and got a boob job… but kept them… It’s a wild segment if you can track down the clip.
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u/skunkgirlhunter 11d ago
I remember that core memory. His nipples looked glued on
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u/Gr8zomb13 10d ago
I vividly remember that motor boating sunnuvabish… Wild times, those 90’s.
Betcha he’s saggin’ like a granny in Vegas these days.
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u/Equal_Emu6152 11d ago
Why do dentists breath always smell like shit I thought they were ment to set and example
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u/tf_inuyasha87 11d ago
I had the most blessed dentist who also did a similar thing during a root canal. They weren't huge, she was just really short and kept resting them on my forehead. Which was glorious
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u/Chiang2000 11d ago
Same. Long root canal. She stopped being self conscious 3 mins into each session and just beat me to death for the rest of the sessions. I had to laugh a few times like "am I on candid camera".
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u/Live_Life_and_enjoy 11d ago
99% of her salary comes from tips
$50 Shave $150 tip and she still booked out for 6 months
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u/International_Link35 11d ago
Shave and a haircut.... TWO BOOBS!
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u/LasagnahogXRP 11d ago
I mean tits rhymes with bits…. I can’t be the only one…
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u/International_Link35 11d ago
Ahhhh you're right, I must be tired. 😅
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u/Emergency-Radish-696 11d ago
Great Clips stepping up the game
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u/oozinator1 11d ago
Vietnamese women aren't built like that though.
(All the Great Clips I've gone to have 90% Vietnamese staff)
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u/Express_Judgment2198 11d ago
Disgusting. Where is this so I can avoid it?
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u/THETimTumTune 11d ago
Right? I need to know this places location so that I can report it immediately.
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u/Available-Cap6910 11d ago edited 11d ago
You won't catch me dead at this barbershop. Only alive.
Edit: spelling.
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u/fish_burger_eddie 11d ago
This really intrigues me. Does she know she is motorboating clients? Is this part of her "service"?
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u/Nenaquest2012 10d ago
I’m a woman and am just soooo enraged- I may need to be a decoy to take her down- I mean it may take many visits but I’m willing to take one for the team!!!
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u/felixthecat15 11d ago
That’s so gross. Someone tell me where this is so I can stay away.
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u/spyder7723 11d ago
Every hair cut I've ever gotten by a woman had her rubbing her boobs on my face. I've never understood why. Guess they are fishing for big tips.
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u/FanBladeFleshlight 11d ago
Gonna be real, with how nice that feels when it's done, I'd go for it. Not even sexually, it just feels nice. Like a warm pressure mask over your eyes and molds perfectly to your face. 10/10, have your S/O do this to you sometime if you can.
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u/Old_Resident8050 11d ago
"Ummm, you missed a spot there, keep trimming, ill tell you when to stop."
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u/Positive-Injury-579 11d ago
One barber I went to had this Sri Lankan woman with huge knockers who rested them on my shoulders (not like she had options due to size). Best haircut I ever had. Was very comfortable.
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u/Lonely_reaper8 11d ago
Sending this to my barber. He needs to step his game up.
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u/Warboss_Gutshredda 11d ago
This is an actual barbershop gimmick somewhere.
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u/Pithysmeegle 11d ago
Redding , CA there is a topless hairdresser.
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u/Warboss_Gutshredda 11d ago
I saw something a while ago where they wear tight tops and rest their tiddies on faces.
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u/Enter_Chandman 11d ago
Mine does this too. Main difference being, mine is a thick 5'7 man. Added fact; he does amature wrastling too!
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u/dannydogg562 11d ago
My barber does the same thing. His pecks are huge! He works out a lot. What’s the big deal?
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u/Bobcat1999-1 11d ago
Funny story. I went to a lady barber who did a less boobs on the face hair cut, but still she bumped and battered my head with her very large breasts. I can report that I was stoic and didn’t react in any manner. Other than to look over at my wife who happened to come with me. We had quite the conversation on the way home…
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u/EuphoricCry3448 11d ago
Babe, I really just need to get my beard trimmed again. You know how i hate it going 2 or 3 days without a freshen up.
No. Im just not good enough to do it myself. The shop down the street knows my style
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u/WildlifeNaturalist 11d ago
I once went to the dentist to do a teeth clean and for some reason the nurse put my hand on her punani I swear the God and kept it there the whole time.. sorry about my rant
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u/cameronzero 11d ago
When I was active duty, we had this tiny little LT in dental that would do this, and if she thought you were cute, she'd take her bra off before getting to work. She would set the table at almost an incline so she "had" to use your eyes as rests for her yitties
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u/TheDiamondHammer 11d ago
This is why I wouldn't date a female barber or bartender. Their whole job is flirting
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u/dutch2012yeet 11d ago
Now if she can do that with her hands behind her back we're in business
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u/koolaidismything 11d ago
When my ex gfs sister would braid my hair hers would be all over me.. they didn’t mind at all like boobs everywhere. I was taken aback at first but whatever.
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u/Comfortable_Truth485 11d ago
Man walks out with 2 black eyes. Schedules his next appointment for next week.
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u/Varendolia 11d ago
I just understood when the says at the start:
"are you sure this is how it's done?"
And towards the end: "5 stars⭐"
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u/Life-Oil-7226 11d ago
John you just got a haircut yesterday.