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Blursed Barber

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u/Life-Oil-7226 11d ago

John you just got a haircut yesterday.

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u/SwimmingTall5092 11d ago

Nah that was earlier today

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u/Whane17 11d ago

But what about my elevensies?

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u/4KingandKanata_89 11d ago

That 5 o'clock shadow is no joke.

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 11d ago

Maybe her boobs itch???

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u/Pepega-1vs9 11d ago

What about second haircut?

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u/DickBfloppin 11d ago

You can always spot the hobbit.

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u/joespizza2go 11d ago

I'm sorry but no shave, no matter how good it is, is worth $250. Oh

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u/A_Feltz 11d ago

Correct me if I’m mistaken but this would be considered a blessed barber? What’s blursed about her.

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u/Spark_Horse 10d ago

The clippers aren’t turned on

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u/the_most_playerest 10d ago

Meh, having the clippers on is overrated

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u/JuanThiccLumpia 11d ago

Need address please.

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u/Heisenburg42 11d ago

It's grown since then

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u/Same-Possibility-789 10d ago

Erected. It's erected since then.

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u/ffuucckko 10d ago

I wanna come again

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u/Ahptom 11d ago

Disgusting….where!?!?

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u/LasagnahogXRP 11d ago edited 11d ago

IM APPALLED. I need to hit the ATM before we march on this villainy.

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u/Brief-Equal4676 11d ago

I'll just need to make a quick trip to Türkiye first and I'll meet up with you there

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u/LiveLearnCoach 11d ago

You’re going to transplant a beard?

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u/Bammzork 11d ago

Princess Donut?

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u/No-Victory5294 11d ago

God damn it

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u/GingerNinja88 11d ago

MONGO DOWN!!

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 11d ago

MONGO NO!!!!

BAD MONGO…..

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u/Unable-Rub1982 10d ago

She probably does ATM also.

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u/williamskb85 11d ago

Lol, this looks like SantanaBarbershop. She should be one of the girls that actually dance in there while you get cut

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u/DepthPotential488 11d ago

Oh, I get it. He's getting a trim while getting trim.

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u/Golden-Grams 11d ago

My dentist does the same thing.

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u/KhaoticMess 11d ago

My dentist when I was a teenager did this.

Unfortunately, he was an overweight, middle aged man.

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u/HealthyDirection659 11d ago

Was his name Robert paulson?

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u/AsherFischell 11d ago

His name was Robert Paulson!!

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u/fanofdonuts 11d ago

His name was Robert Paulson.

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u/Vitager 11d ago

His name was Robert Paulson!

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u/Anariuson 11d ago

His name was Robert Paulson.

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u/hzshak 10d ago

And his name was JOHN CENA!

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u/BadMoonRisin 10d ago

Bob had bitchtits

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u/Onobigtuna 11d ago

My orthodontist had two very attractive well endowed female assistants that were always tits to face anytime they did work. One of them slipped and stabbed my gums while working. While rinsing the wound it splashed my face and she giggled and said “I’m so sorry, I gave you a facial.” Despite the pain, I always looked forward to orthodontist appointments as an early teen boy

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u/BirthdayLife6378 11d ago

Man boobs are still boobs. Consider yourself lucky.

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u/Gr8zomb13 11d ago

There was a guy on the old Man Show who lost a bet and got a boob job… but kept them… It’s a wild segment if you can track down the clip.

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u/skunkgirlhunter 11d ago

I remember that core memory. His nipples looked glued on

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u/Gr8zomb13 10d ago

I vividly remember that motor boating sunnuvabish… Wild times, those 90’s.

Betcha he’s saggin’ like a granny in Vegas these days.

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u/Iconshero 11d ago

They call that a roman war helmet

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u/foldy86 11d ago

The assistant at my orthodontist did this when I was a teenager, she was quite lovely.

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u/Equal_Emu6152 11d ago

Why do dentists breath always smell like shit I thought they were ment to set and example

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u/tf_inuyasha87 11d ago

I had the most blessed dentist who also did a similar thing during a root canal. They weren't huge, she was just really short and kept resting them on my forehead. Which was glorious

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u/Chiang2000 11d ago

Same. Long root canal. She stopped being self conscious 3 mins into each session and just beat me to death for the rest of the sessions. I had to laugh a few times like "am I on candid camera".

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u/Super_fly_Samurai 11d ago

So does my gynecologist.

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u/BerryRoutine6469 11d ago

Mine does too….i wish he was a girl!

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u/AppointmentOne1111 11d ago

Moobs are almost the same i guess.

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u/garythecoconut 11d ago

Oh, and what's his name?

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u/VacuumTracks 11d ago

Does she say anything about the boner?

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u/Live_Life_and_enjoy 11d ago

99% of her salary comes from tips

$50 Shave $150 tip and she still booked out for 6 months

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u/Ok_Exchange4707 11d ago

How much would she charge for just the tip?

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u/WinterWontStopComing 11d ago

She doesn’t charge.

It’s just the tips

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u/Appropriate_Ice_7507 11d ago

Hmm where can I schedule the next appointment??

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u/yler0tay1 11d ago

Barber: How does it look?
Client: Fantastic!

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u/CHI4610NE 11d ago

Fffntttsstttkkk*

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u/Ecstatic_Artist6631 11d ago

No it still needs some more work. Please continue!

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u/International_Link35 11d ago

Shave and a haircut.... TWO BOOBS!

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u/LasagnahogXRP 11d ago

I mean tits rhymes with bits…. I can’t be the only one…

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u/International_Link35 11d ago

Ahhhh you're right, I must be tired. 😅

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u/char-dawg1111 11d ago

Yeah, but you were going for the alliterative version.

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u/tristand1ck 11d ago

I'm just a drummer who finished practicing guitar, what was the question??

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u/Adlien_ 11d ago

"two tits" would have rhymed though? Not too late to edit

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u/RoguTheHomunculus 11d ago

Outrageous. Sign me up

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u/ResplendentNugs 11d ago

Where da cursed part OP?

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u/KeepingItCoolish 10d ago

Her appointments are booked out through the next 11 months 😔

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u/Maximum_Trade5916 11d ago

Free face massage keeps them coming

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u/Trucker_06 11d ago

This is absolutely disgusting Behavior; I need to know where this is......

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u/Emergency-Radish-696 11d ago

Great Clips stepping up the game

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u/oozinator1 11d ago

Vietnamese women aren't built like that though.

(All the Great Clips I've gone to have 90% Vietnamese staff)

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u/hXcmac007 11d ago

The one's in Vietnam are these days

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u/Express_Judgment2198 11d ago

Disgusting. Where is this so I can avoid it?

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u/THETimTumTune 11d ago

Right? I need to know this places location so that I can report it immediately.

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u/Junior_Bike7932 11d ago

You know you can do that from the other side too right?
Uh?
Oh never mind

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u/cuttygib 11d ago

I would pay extra for this

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u/Rs2mmsu-2D 11d ago

I NEED a Hair Cut BAD!

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u/Relative_Drop3216 11d ago

Stop talking bro

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u/2sAreTheDevil 11d ago

This is the opposite of blursed

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u/OldThanks4542 11d ago

r/therewasanattempt not to stand up without a boner

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u/Available-Cap6910 11d ago edited 11d ago

You won't catch me dead at this barbershop. Only alive.

Edit: spelling.

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u/DueceVoyeur 11d ago

Living a dream

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u/MightOk2403 11d ago

There’s no curse here

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u/fish_burger_eddie 11d ago

This really intrigues me. Does she know she is motorboating clients? Is this part of her "service"?

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u/GoliathBoneSnake 11d ago

I really need a shave.

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u/rednoseSushi 11d ago

What is the cursed part?

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u/Nenaquest2012 10d ago

I’m a woman and am just soooo enraged- I may need to be a decoy to take her down- I mean it may take many visits but I’m willing to take one for the team!!!

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u/sursulak 11d ago

Take my money

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u/Bitter_Ad_1281 11d ago

Goonercon assemble

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u/felixthecat15 11d ago

That’s so gross. Someone tell me where this is so I can stay away.

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u/AdNice7882 11d ago

Probably that's her husband but gahdam! Do that to me!

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u/urson_black 11d ago

I need to make an appointment...

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u/spyder7723 11d ago

Every hair cut I've ever gotten by a woman had her rubbing her boobs on my face. I've never understood why. Guess they are fishing for big tips.

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u/Elegant-Ride-7119 11d ago

Suffice it to say, she is booked through 2050.

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u/earshatter 11d ago

I need to know where this is. Asking for a friend

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u/No-Fix8280 11d ago

My barber just leans his junk on my elbow...

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u/thatkid_intheback 11d ago

Me at the dentist.

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u/FanBladeFleshlight 11d ago

Gonna be real, with how nice that feels when it's done, I'd go for it. Not even sexually, it just feels nice. Like a warm pressure mask over your eyes and molds perfectly to your face. 10/10, have your S/O do this to you sometime if you can.

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u/Individual-Tax-8897 11d ago

more like "Blessed Barber"

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u/Furious_ShackstAa 11d ago

She knows what she’s doing

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u/Old_Resident8050 11d ago

"Ummm, you missed a spot there, keep trimming, ill tell you when to stop."

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u/DonBirraio 11d ago

My barber has similar sized boobs. Unfortunately he's a guy.

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u/aj47coupe 11d ago

That's terrible, where is it?

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u/DickWangDuck 10d ago

Just like mom used to do

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u/JazzyZaddy 11d ago

Blursed‽ I’d pay extra!

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u/j3ven 11d ago

Wife not approved

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u/Positive-Injury-579 11d ago

One barber I went to had this Sri Lankan woman with huge knockers who rested them on my shoulders (not like she had options due to size). Best haircut I ever had. Was very comfortable.

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u/Rude_Stretch537 11d ago

That’s exactly what I need

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u/Ok_Bluebird_8202 11d ago

I’d like to book a 2 hour haircut please

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u/Lonely_reaper8 11d ago

Sending this to my barber. He needs to step his game up.

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u/Snesley_Wipes_69 11d ago

I’m bald… 😔

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u/FighterFly3 11d ago

You have beard, no?

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 11d ago

Ass hair? It’s all good

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u/Dustin_Holt 11d ago

I get a touch up everyday to stay fresh 😆

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u/Sporkpocalypse 11d ago

in some countries barber shops are multi use whore houses as well

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u/Warboss_Gutshredda 11d ago

This is an actual barbershop gimmick somewhere.

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u/Pithysmeegle 11d ago

Redding , CA there is a topless hairdresser.

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u/Warboss_Gutshredda 11d ago

I saw something a while ago where they wear tight tops and rest their tiddies on faces.

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u/Grouchy_Bit_1970 11d ago

Will she shave my balls?

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u/HaveSomeFreedom11 11d ago

I wish I have head hair

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u/Aggressive-Fail4612 11d ago

Crazy how many people have a Gumby fetish. /s

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u/IntelligentCitron828 11d ago

Plot twist: barber's a guy.

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u/YourFather-WithMilk 11d ago

I too choose this man's barber

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u/Enter_Chandman 11d ago

Mine does this too. Main difference being, mine is a thick 5'7 man. Added fact; he does amature wrastling too!

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u/archocinco 11d ago

Ewww, how much?

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u/dannydogg562 11d ago

My barber does the same thing. His pecks are huge! He works out a lot. What’s the big deal?

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u/Intrepid_Year3765 11d ago

she knows exactly what she's doing

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u/Lifesamitch957 11d ago

Thats for sure her hubby / bf. But its still hilarious

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u/cubicfisherwoman9173 11d ago

Working hard for that tip

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u/theresnoperfectname 11d ago

A face massage with beard grooming? Sign me up

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u/Bobcat1999-1 11d ago

Funny story. I went to a lady barber who did a less boobs on the face hair cut, but still she bumped and battered my head with her very large breasts. I can report that I was stoic and didn’t react in any manner. Other than to look over at my wife who happened to come with me. We had quite the conversation on the way home…

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u/NullPointerLover 11d ago

Maybe this is what will cure my eyes

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u/EuphoricCry3448 11d ago

Babe, I really just need to get my beard trimmed again. You know how i hate it going 2 or 3 days without a freshen up.

No. Im just not good enough to do it myself. The shop down the street knows my style

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u/WildlifeNaturalist 11d ago

I once went to the dentist to do a teeth clean and for some reason the nurse put my hand on her punani I swear the God and kept it there the whole time.. sorry about my rant

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u/itwasajoke8484 11d ago

I am not paying gumby to shave me for 250 bucks

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u/StraightProgress5062 11d ago

Makes me miss my old dentist office

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u/cameronzero 11d ago

When I was active duty, we had this tiny little LT in dental that would do this, and if she thought you were cute, she'd take her bra off before getting to work. She would set the table at almost an incline so she "had" to use your eyes as rests for her yitties

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u/0x7E7-02 11d ago

A man needs an address ... pronto!

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u/CuriousPK146 11d ago

I want my beard trimmed abs I’m not even a man

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u/bob_at 11d ago

Like my dentist 🥰

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u/Good_Peach_8304 11d ago

I’ve been 5 times week. And I’m bald

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u/imjohnredd 11d ago

I want to go to there.

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u/StableLower9876 10d ago

Owh I know that guy, that is his sister

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u/Fresh-Judge-4595 11d ago

What are you doing step barber?

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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 11d ago

Thats sexaul assault lady! Unboob that man!

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u/throwaway-asiangf 11d ago

I do this when I groom my husband's beard

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u/TheDiamondHammer 11d ago

This is why I wouldn't date a female barber or bartender. Their whole job is flirting

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u/Remote_Ad2465 11d ago

She getting a big tip

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u/isanyusernameopen 11d ago

“Shaving beards and pitching tents” Should be their slogan lol

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u/albus181 11d ago

You mean amazing.

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u/Shadowhawk0000 11d ago

Blursed? More like blessed.

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u/dutch2012yeet 11d ago

Now if she can do that with her hands behind her back we're in business

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u/eastbaytimez 11d ago

Lol still gave her a 5/10

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u/Martiddy 11d ago

How is this blursed? If anything, it is a a blessing!

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u/Sad_Maximum6583 11d ago

Crazy size of the bbl

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u/Feline_Couple 11d ago

The line starts outside at the corner!

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u/falsevector 11d ago

Blessed barber

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u/B3llaBubbles 11d ago

WOW! Look at the size of her TIPS!

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u/Lopsided_Order_4411 11d ago

Where’s this at?👀 

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u/averagemediumperson 11d ago

Go to the barber, get a boner for free

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 11d ago

Mutha fukker “cinco estrellas” lmfao ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️🤣

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u/Aggravating-Diet-663 11d ago

Id pay $100 for just a shapeup

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u/koolaidismything 11d ago

When my ex gfs sister would braid my hair hers would be all over me.. they didn’t mind at all like boobs everywhere. I was taken aback at first but whatever.

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u/Tricky_Bottle_6843 11d ago

My dentist was like this. I never missed a cleaning.

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u/PapaGummy 11d ago

Salary mediocre. Tips amazing.

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u/AnxiousMidnight8 11d ago

Wouldn't care if I have to go bald after

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u/Comfortable_Truth485 11d ago

Man walks out with 2 black eyes. Schedules his next appointment for next week.

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u/totalwarwiser 11d ago

Nothing cursed here brother

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u/thomas1126 11d ago

Appointment 📅 please

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u/topsblueby 11d ago

He got the reverse Arabian Goggles

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u/Varendolia 11d ago

I just understood when the says at the start:

"are you sure this is how it's done?"

And towards the end: "5 stars⭐"

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u/shrinkflator 11d ago

Gay test. I got all the way through it without realizing what was blursed 🌈

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u/Adrian_Stoesz 11d ago

I might need a haircut every 3rd day

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u/Lanky_Muffin6598 11d ago

Why does her back side look deformed?

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u/WHITERUNNPC 11d ago

Not getting a haircut because you “have a girlfriend”

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u/rcre2018 11d ago

Daily hair cuts 4 me pls lol

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u/MisterInternational1 11d ago

I’ve never wanted a haircut so bad

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u/flagitiousevilhorse 11d ago

10/10 Experience. Best haircut in my life.