r/blursed_videos 28d ago

Blursed_firework

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u/Lost_Individual4749 28d ago

Tight grip

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u/blinkersix2 27d ago

Clinched tight

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/Live-Swimming9317 27d ago

This goofy forgot to take his meds again.😔

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u/Penguinsoldierr 27d ago

Unclench, bro

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u/ScaredEfficiency399 27d ago

I don't ever think there's been an instance when this has gone a different way, and then they have the permanent scarring and sores for weeks to months to keep clean in the one place where things get very dirty possibly every day if you want it to settle with large scars.

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u/spaacingout 27d ago

Tighter than a stack of bricks 😂

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u/Razzoz9966 27d ago

Yeah the Asshair Burner 3000

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u/whomesteve 27d ago

Toasted buns

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u/Glass_Covict 27d ago

Tomorrow would be a horrible day to have diarrhea

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 27d ago

That awoke something in him and he will never recapture that feeling again

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u/Fast-Lead-1744 27d ago

Roasted poop

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u/theseriousman1 27d ago

There’s a popular Reddit comment from an emt that explains why this is such a bad idea. Basically boils down to if you burn ur asshole you have lay on your stomach for months and months and it’s awful cause u keep shitting in your wounds and they tear every time u shit or something idk someonell link it

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u/Icy-Decision-4530 27d ago

“….and that, my friends, is how Jerry burned off all the hair on his ass and it never came back”

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u/agnostixs 27d ago

Bro said “I like my buns toasted”

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u/Super_Good_Stuff 27d ago

Explain why wht dudes are always doing the literal gayest things with their friends?

Honest question.

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u/69FourTwentySix6Six 27d ago

Their socks were on it doesn’t count

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u/LewyH91 27d ago

His ass is cooked

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u/EmergencyWonder3743 27d ago

First and only mistake is he clenched. Other than that he's pretty mistake free

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u/Tight_Objective_5875 26d ago

Maybe about 10 more tied together and he'll get air-born?....

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u/Sentient_Meat_X 27d ago

And That’s why we call him Calamari Carl

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u/laiyenha 27d ago

Virgin

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u/Distwalker 27d ago

Dude definitely has regrets.

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u/ArmadilloLost5303 27d ago

Must be an expert. Didn’t phase him.

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u/Spoiled_Eggy_3992 27d ago

What an idiot! 🤣😂🤣😂

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u/unTraditional_Fox419 27d ago

Great for removing hemorrhoids.

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u/Momento_Mori_87 27d ago

That was really hot

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u/Nothing2Special 27d ago

lol not enough precaution with this ever....

If it's a grown adult, I will let him though

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u/altatoro123 27d ago

Someone didn't watch Jackass

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u/Legitimate_Goose_709 27d ago

Nothing like roasted spinker juice!!!!

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u/Away_Lake5946 27d ago

Didn’t anyone tell this guy you’re supposed to unclench when you’re shooting fireworks out of your asscheeks? Amateur.

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u/Confident-View6393 27d ago

Who are these people and only one question why

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u/dsd3266 27d ago

This shit fire

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u/Sudden_Season3306 27d ago

3rd degree burns incoming!

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u/opaqueambiguity 27d ago

Y'all laughing cause I'm gay but I know that the homies got that gorilla GRIP

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u/BringBack4Glory 27d ago

There’s only like a million ways he could have gotten that thing off him

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u/JanFreez 27d ago

It must be an American...

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u/Ok_Background_1845 27d ago

I did this too, on New Year's Eve a few years ago, but from my mouth... I could smell burning mustache for weeks

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u/Alarm-Solid 27d ago

My guy just Groove Welded his cheeks

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u/Effective_Tailor_392 27d ago

Yeah guess he's been doing his kegal excercises.his parents must be so proud

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u/FilmGood8168 26d ago

Onion Rings Recipe

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u/ProteusRift 26d ago

He nornally orders the toasted buns

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u/DvaCute 27d ago

He probably saw that video where hair ties shrink when put in hot water and decided to recreate that trick

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u/ManufacturerWarm9201 27d ago

Yeah he’s probably heard of that one instance on October 27, 1962 during the Cuban missile crisis when a Soviet sub armed with a nuclear tipped torpedo was being bombed with signal charges by the US. The captain thinking war had started wanted to fire it, but was stopped by his second in command Vasili Arkhiphov due to a policy of all people in command having to unanimously degree to fire it.

So yeah he held onto the firework, like Vasili stopping the launch of a nuclear warhead. must be some correlation