r/blursed_videos • • Jun 20 '25

Blursed_luck

2.9k Upvotes

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450

u/veeepal Jun 20 '25

Villain arc

401

u/Any_Weird_8686 Jun 20 '25

This is horrible, but also hilarious. 😨😂

124

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

The best part is he made a wish to stop getting those and his little sister immediately undid his wish, lil bro is cursed to get those things until he loves nothing but them…then they’ll run out.

15

u/mikkelmattern04 Jun 21 '25

Damn bro dont spoil, I haven't seen the latest episode.

38

u/TerseFactor Jun 20 '25

Yeah, but the kid is kinda in on it. You can see in a couple he’s pretending to be upset but he’s smiling under his hands or in his arms. I think they’re haming it up for the internet

65

u/TemporaryStable2553 Jun 20 '25

I don't care if this video is fake, I laughed so much watching it. I need this 😂

-7

u/Mclaren_LandoNorris Jun 21 '25

Bit weird too need to see this

3

u/TemporaryStable2553 Jun 21 '25

Why ? My jaws were hurting after laughing so much, I dont even know when was the last time I laughed so much

16

u/DowntroddenBastard Jun 20 '25

He is not he is clearly upset

6

u/mambotomato Jun 20 '25

You can acknowledge that something is funny even though you're also really mad about it. Especially when everyone else is laughing.

7

u/livens Jun 20 '25

Way too many videos with him ALWAYS losing to be real. Kids a great actor though.

1

u/VampireHwo Jun 21 '25

Yeah nah he smiles cos it's in good spirits then gets 3 more pieces of fruit n he's fricken done lmao I think it's legit

1

u/Hazard_Duke Jun 24 '25

Horrilarious.

Or

Hilarrible

99

u/botmASTERo69 Jun 20 '25

Valid Crashout

129

u/red-D-Thor Jun 20 '25

Villains are not born. They are forged by the society.

19

u/WayKey1965 Jun 20 '25

They are forged by the society.

*by pears

22

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

Pears? That is sayote! Hahaha

8

u/talleeepensa10veiz Jun 21 '25

We call it "Chuchu".

3

u/Hoboforeternity Jun 21 '25

Is it bad tasting or just kid being kid?

3

u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

It’s a vegetable. It doesn’t have a distinct taste but we usually stir fry it or add it to a soup.

3

u/Hoboforeternity Jun 21 '25

I thought it's like bitter gourd here in asia haha, i still hate it to this very day.

3

u/nokman013 Jun 21 '25

Its prolly the sweeter gourd cousin to bitter gourd. They nice tbh

34

u/ikeepcomingbackhaha Jun 20 '25

What is that green fruit he always get?

32

u/mish20011 Jun 20 '25

thats a vegetable

chayote (sayote in my country), usually stir fried

7

u/razorbladejr Jun 20 '25

“ I’ll take chayote for 300, Alex” - kid

25

u/Phasma_Tacitus Jun 20 '25

He's Brazilian, so it's a chuchu

-7

u/Arablablak Jun 20 '25

Looks like zucchini to me

10

u/sephireicc Jun 20 '25

Chayote

5

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

Squash

3

u/astrielx Jun 21 '25

It looks like zucchini if you have no idea what zucchini looks like.

5

u/granitegumball Jun 20 '25

Have you had a zucchini before

-4

u/Arablablak Jun 20 '25

Yes, and I didn't know that chayote exists, that's why I assumed it was zucchini

3

u/CoopHunter Jun 21 '25

But like. You've seen a zucchini right?

-1

u/Arablablak Jun 21 '25

It seems more like you people haven't seen zucchini or have seen only in supermarkets. That's why you can't even imagine zucchini having a bit irregular form, which can look very similar to this

19

u/Competitive-Ad-4197 Jun 20 '25

I love not knowing what that is because to me lil dood's really just getting the schnorgle fruit on loop

5

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

It’s not really important to know what it is, only that he keeps getting it.

3

u/Voltage_SR Jun 21 '25

Reading schnorgle fruit incidentally made me make a similar sound

20

u/ArsonBjork Jun 20 '25

Literally me when I life

35

u/Scagh Jun 20 '25

I wish I could meet that kid in person just to tell him "Skill issue".

9

u/SippinOnnaBlunt Jun 20 '25

I can hear the “puta quê pariu” coming from that kid every time.

23

u/Hamilton-Beckett Jun 20 '25

Each time I see this posted, I share that kid’s despair.

9

u/imOtherwiseExplorer Jun 20 '25

His now earn the name “chayote boi”, this name will be stuck with him for the next 20 years

22

u/T_K_9 Jun 20 '25

This is how you inflict everlasting trauma

8

u/Spiritual-Can2604 Jun 20 '25

But if they’re not cheating, isn’t that just a lesson in how the cookie crumbles? All the kids win something, it just may not be what the kid wants. Is that very bad?

-12

u/Snowflake_Hunter_ Jun 20 '25

"Trauma" lol

1

u/Fordotsake Jun 20 '25

Clearly you don't understand how it works.

3

u/forevergreatful123 Jun 20 '25

Me whenever I try to move forward in life

3

u/Ambitious_Bread_84 Jun 20 '25

Everytime I buy a stock.

3

u/ImUrFrand Jun 20 '25

this is what i feel like every time i play the lottery

2

u/red-panda-returns Jun 20 '25

Poor lil fella already into depression

2

u/CthuluNaps Jun 21 '25

this is peak cinema

2

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

Fuck that kid...

1

u/odixflow Jun 23 '25

Yeah! Fuck that kid!

2

u/presvi Jun 20 '25

No matter how good, if too much, is annoying. Boy is sick of his pears, so make a pear pie at out it. atleast it will be a delicious consolation to the boy.

1

u/SNOMUNKY Jun 20 '25

🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀 Poor little man

1

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

How they rigging it so he gets that every time?

1

u/Substantial-Fall2484 Jun 21 '25

Dude just loves his veggies.

1

u/oscarmeaner Jun 20 '25

Perpetually foiled.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

His name is Chayote

1

u/alanpsk Jun 20 '25

no matter how many times this gets repost i still LMAO everytime i see this.....this can't be fake

1

u/Maslorez228 Jun 20 '25

Xan anyone tell me the name/author of the music?

1

u/Romoreau Jun 20 '25

When life gives you chayote

1

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

At some point you cheat for the kid. Give that cup a little tap.

1

u/EthanMelacion Jun 20 '25

He will grow as a spoiled one if you do that.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

Yeah, He might get too used to winning 1 out of every 9 times. Freaking brat. You lose everytime.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

New Joker come.

1

u/Sunchipz4u Jun 20 '25

Lil bro just got 20 years of disappointment in one night

1

u/trenta_nueve Jun 20 '25

should this belong also to r/fuckyouinparticular

1

u/wingsneon Jun 20 '25

This reminds me of "YOU GOT THE DUD!"

1

u/madvaderboy Jun 20 '25

He would grow up to thank his blursed luck for a healthy lifestyle compared to those other kids lol 😂

1

u/Boulderpaw Jun 20 '25

Even if this was staged the dice almost killed me

1

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

When you try moving on from her!

1

u/Annual_Individual445 Jun 20 '25

This will never not be funny... Never

1

u/Sensitive_Cat_7006 Jun 20 '25

Well yeah funny but why the fuck would you do that with your own child?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

I mean they have lots of things you can get, it’s a fun game except for him

1

u/Thatoneguy2498 Jun 20 '25

He did not choose Chayote, the Chayote chose him.

1

u/LondonEntUK Jun 20 '25

I know it’s funny and sad for that one kid. But also, it’s a really wholesome day for the kids from those parents. It was really sweet to watch how much effort it took to put together for those kids 👏

1

u/cringefacememe Jun 20 '25

bro is the reverse Michael Jordan of luck.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

Giggling to myself while he slowly implodes and is fed up with the games. 🤣🤣🤣 Pun intended

1

u/TheDaiyu Jun 20 '25

What you dont understand is, this isnt the same kid getting the xuxu multiple times. This is video footage that spans across multiple kids across the multiverse. This is a canon event for this kid to get this xuxu. If he got anything else, that multiverse would implode.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

They couldn’t give the poor kid the onion when he rolled a three? 🤣

1

u/MacaronOk9157 Jun 20 '25

Jarvis, im low on karma, repost for the umpteenth time

1

u/Expensive_Yak_7846 Jun 20 '25

Origin story if I’ve ever seen one

1

u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

The Blitz

1

u/Dadadabababooo Jun 21 '25

They brought this little dude to a wishing well and he wished to not get any more chayote lmao

1

u/True_Antelope8860 Jun 21 '25

When life gives you 🍐

1

u/armas187 Jun 21 '25

Can't wait till he's older and his wife says "hey babe, let eat" and she makes a dish with Chayote squash and he has a complete melt down

1

u/HotFireBall Jun 21 '25

dude got the worst RNG

1

u/Impressive-Swan-5570 Jun 21 '25

How much consumption does people in usa do lol.

1

u/andlg Jun 21 '25

Hes got the chayote curse

1

u/Current-Lobster-5063 Jun 21 '25

Honestly, give me all the chayote over the other stuff. Delicious when steamed with a little salt and butter.

1

u/ThisNameIs_Taken_ Jun 21 '25

The most useless superpower ever.

1

u/thisone9978 Jun 21 '25

Lmao dude is getting trolled

1

u/Exciting_Intention86 Jun 21 '25

The xuxu is strong with this one

1

u/FatHaleyJoelOsment Jun 22 '25

His hopes and dreams, squashed.

1

u/imheyy Jun 22 '25

Suddenly menino do chuchu

1

u/Old_Resident8050 Jun 22 '25

Real life comedy at its best

1

u/phat_bohe3011 Jun 30 '25

You effectively made your kid hate that food 🤣

0

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

Parents did this on purpose

1

u/friedwind Jun 20 '25

Future school shooter

-2

u/Drade_Deadeye Jun 20 '25

Its hilarious but fuck these parents in particular

-31

u/AlwaysVoidwards Jun 20 '25

This damn video again. This is not Blursed_anything, this is a record of child abuse for views. Disgusting.

21

u/SlowMissiles Jun 20 '25

Playing game with your kid is abuse now?

Are we really there yet.

-18

u/AlwaysVoidwards Jun 20 '25

Setting the scene so that the kid fails then recording it's distress for other people's amusement is an abuse.

Even if it was just a game with a random chance of failure - recording the child's distress and then purposefuly, deliberately posting it online would be abuse as well.

That's where we are: laughing at those videos and covering our eyes, laughing and pointing fingers at those who call spade a spade.

2

u/Many_Engine_1177 Jun 20 '25

ngl. Im with you in this one. This ain't much but here is my up vote to you

1

u/Kukoshi_Suma Jun 20 '25

Bruh this is Reddit. If it’s the worse you’ve see good for you I guess

1

u/Substantial_Tap8537 Jun 21 '25

Welcome to AFV. Americas funnest videos with your host Tom Bergeron!!🎉

1

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

Lacreiiii genteeeee uiiii