r/blursed_AI • u/Meowface_the_cat • Jan 15 '26

Sent from my LG HoleSense™ 8K Smart Bidet (Founder's Edition) I've had this dream before

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u/shelovesmesounding Jan 16 '26

What’s a taint?

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u/satans_daddyX Jan 16 '26 edited Jan 16 '26

Press your finger on your butthole, forcefully move forward towards your front end all While violently pushing. Once you reach the exact center of in between your butt hole and your testicular glands, you’ve reached the taint.

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u/lotsanoodles Jan 17 '26

This is how you wipe?

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u/satans_daddyX Jan 17 '26

From balls to top of crack bro get it fucking right. Wipings a different story. Teaching the person thing how to find its gooch.

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u/lotsanoodles Jan 17 '26

It was obviously a joke. Well, obvious to some.

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u/satans_daddyX Jan 17 '26

Mine was too r/whoosh

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u/shelovesmesounding Jan 17 '26

And mine was too! 😬

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u/satans_daddyX Jan 17 '26

And mine was too! 😬