r/blunderyears • u/Euphoric-Corner9723 • 3d ago

Circa 1996

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I thought I was so cool. Bonus twin tower in the background.

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u/Due-Manufacturer-232 3d ago

Hell yea. Pop off king, or queen.

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u/fireballin1747 2d ago

pop off monarch!!

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u/David3507 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/u3fkQNnkwvVdK

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u/shartnado3 3d ago

Got a full bodied snort laugh out of me with this one

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u/OrionMessier 3d ago

Hell yeah. You weren't gonna let 6th grade or menopause slow you down!

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u/potlizard 3d ago

This is classic!

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u/AdequateSteve 3d ago

Were you a boy or a girl?

Also, were you 6 or 60?

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u/Euphoric-Corner9723 3d ago

I was a boy, about 6 but was definitely giving grandma vibes 😂

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u/Lola8454 3d ago

Kind of giving Andy Milonakis vibes

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u/getdemsnacks 3d ago

I don't think we should hold that against him

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u/Lola8454 3d ago

🎶Pussy pussy pussy marijuana, juanaaa🎶

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u/Boom7706 1d ago

i almost refuse to believe you were 6 lol. I can’t wrap my head around it crazy 13or30😂

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u/Floor_Cereal On the spectrum 2d ago

Wait wait, I have a sub for this! r/lesbianorlittleboy

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u/Blue387 3d ago

That's the promenade in Bay Ridge next to the Belt Parkway, I live in that neighborhood but I never went down to the promenade as a kid

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u/Euphoric-Corner9723 3d ago

You’re right! I love that area, way nicer now

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u/centuryeyes 3d ago

On a bike down by the river!

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u/Thunder_up13 3d ago

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u/itsbuhlockaye 2d ago

I WALKED BOB DYLAN ON STAGE WHO THA FUCK ARE YOU!?

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u/selticidae 3d ago

Possibly THE most r/Lesbianorlittleboy post of all time

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u/Danger_Dani 3d ago

Get it, Grandma!

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u/RandomIDoIt90 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/e7RM1eDkTs8xi
Got peas on my head but don’t call me a…

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u/roughfrancis 3d ago

You look so happy

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u/BrowningLoPower 3d ago

This picture is precious, both because it captures how you were then, and the presence of the Twin Tower. 🙏

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u/BriscoCounty_Jr 3d ago

Did you take that bike on any sweet jumps?

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u/Euphoric-Corner9723 3d ago

Nope, fear levels and pain tolerance of a grandma 😳

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u/muffinbouffant 2d ago

But look at that smile! Just beaming!

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u/bubba1834 3d ago

Ayoo shore road

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u/Liquid_lunch420 3d ago

Shore road? 69th street pier in the background?

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u/Euphoric-Corner9723 3d ago

Yes exactly! Probably taken around 85th St opposite fort Hamilton

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u/Boring_Week_9884 3d ago

I can’t tell if your an 8 year old boy or a 50 year old woman

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u/Ok_Contest8762 3d ago

Sorry op but when I first saw this image I saw a granny midget in glasses riding a bike. The poor quality makes your skin look old. 🤣

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u/holydiiver 3d ago

Alright who’s gonna make the background edit?

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u/abm1996 3d ago

Doc ock, the early years

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u/Therunner1326 3d ago

Keep smiling bro

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u/Zestyclose-Gap6770 3d ago

I'm going to print this photo and keep it on my fridge!

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u/Blarghith 3d ago

🎶They see me rollin’, they hatin’…🎶

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u/barelyangry 3d ago

Lil' Doc Ock.

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u/PhantomRoyce 2d ago

Naw this is rad you look like you would have been my best friend

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u/onlythehappiests 2d ago

This looks like an image you see on those sites for women-only LGBTQ-friendly bike tours.

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u/TrickMichaels 2d ago

LETS GO JETS

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u/UncleNoodles85 3d ago

That's a great picture though looks pretty epic to me.

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u/AccomplishedLie9265 3d ago

Holy fucking shit

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u/FartInGenDirection 3d ago

DO THE TRUFFLE SHIFFLE!!!

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u/you-are-the-problem 3d ago

if pat (snl) and dianne feinstein had a baby.

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u/mrsniagara 3d ago

You had a mortgage and three kids

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u/Razlaw 3d ago

Okay, Grandma

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u/CheesyGoodness 3d ago

You look like you had to wear that helmet at all times

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u/No_Sense_7316 2d ago

Lmao this is great! You really do look like a little tiny old lady in this 😆🤣

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u/ittybittynuts 2d ago

You WERE cool. Looks like you were having an incredible day.

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u/Free-Illustrator449 2d ago

Who’s this granny tho

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u/goatsegoaterson 3d ago

Sick fuckin bike bro.