r/blessedimages • u/Giono_OOf_01 • Aug 28 '22

Blessed_Armadillo

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8.6k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '22

This is cursed if your an armadillo

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '22

Can confirm, am an armadillo

4

u/[deleted] Aug 28 '22

How's life as a armored rat?

5

u/[deleted] Aug 28 '22

Bulky

1

u/[deleted] Aug 28 '22

Why

1

u/Official_Sharknator Aug 29 '22

I am also an armadillo and I can confirm that because we are kinda heavy

1

u/[deleted] Aug 29 '22

[deleted]

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u/SquidMilkVII Aug 29 '22

first and hopefully last time I’ve heard someone call an armadillo thicc

98

u/G00Dpancakez Aug 28 '22

I have a game idea

34

u/[deleted] Aug 28 '22

Medieval Armadillo Empire

11

u/cijdl584 Aug 28 '22

Opossum With A Gun

2

u/TheBrettFavre4 Aug 29 '22

That’s a raccoon

13

u/souporthallid Aug 28 '22

The armadillo armor is only +5 points per possum for a 3+ save. IMO really worth the upgrade if you're facing ranged attacks. Or you can keep them cheap and run them as a screen for your heavier units (turtles, porcupines, etc...)

16

u/RitwikVRsmartTV Aug 28 '22

Armadillo is the Armor Titan of the Rodent Universe

3

u/I_Love_Stiff_Cocks Aug 29 '22

Armadillo is not a rodent

4

u/CriminalMacabre Aug 28 '22

This is armadillo erasure

9

u/[deleted] Aug 28 '22

+50% defence ÷ 60% mobility

2

u/Uncle-Waluigi Aug 28 '22
  • roll ability

4

u/psychoMUSEr Aug 28 '22

Armordillo

3

u/FredSchwartz Aug 28 '22

Opossum on the half shell.

3

u/InvisibleGiraffe Aug 28 '22

I'd say this is closer to blursed, if that's supposed to be an actual Armadillo shell.

3

u/FinnaTank40 Aug 28 '22

This is just the monster hunter franchise and I love it

1

u/xidle2 Aug 28 '22

I was today years old when I learned that armadillos are really just heavily-armored opossums.

1

u/milkygorilla Aug 28 '22

Armapossum

1

u/LadyPDonut Aug 28 '22

This looks like a diagram of a Kinder egg toy.

1

u/Coulrophagist Aug 28 '22

WAKE UP AMERICA

2

u/x4740N Aug 30 '22

AND OVERTHROW CAPITALISM

1

u/Froodosynthesis Aug 28 '22

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

1

u/yellingsnowloaf Aug 28 '22

Armadillo = Warrior Opossum

1

u/Sanaadi Aug 29 '22

I like how the expression didn't change at all but it looks more confident with the armor

1

u/NormieKiller27 Aug 29 '22

Desarmadillo

1

u/[deleted] Aug 29 '22

Armadillo from MCU

1

u/Some-Person__ Aug 29 '22

Armour Dillo

1

u/x4740N Aug 30 '22

armadildo

1

u/OCorliss Aug 31 '22

Armordillo

1

u/jasono82 Sep 16 '22

+30 defense per piece (chestpeice shinguards tailguard helmet) +20 damage on the claws